the ambassador of kickyourassador

she/her. Personal blog for personal things. Art blog is caterpisser. If you know me irl dont look

[pallaya]

The Queen is pleased with you

[wtfforged]

funny

[ink-the-artist]

man

[daftpatience]

ort fight im once again always busy but i love to drawing and having fun so !! see yall there ^_^

[eggwishing]

my style fluctuates

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[dawn-d-dawn]

can i come over and take a nap in your bed

[dawn-d-dawn]

i feel like the worse my mental state is the funnier i am. i hope i become the least funny person in the world one day.

[maidthings]

having extremely bad mental health happening to you is no excuse to stop doing 2/10 bits

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[daftpatience]

critter

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[innerchildabortionclinic]

psychologists did this

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[sev-arts]

cooler lesbian comix than the one youre probably talking about

[yossyislandd]

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

[transhuman-priestess]

[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.

[yossyislandd]

yes

[yossyislandd]

that being said landlords are parasitoids