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i watch naruto because i can’t afford therapy
i know this is a joke but an actual psychologist wrote an entire research paper about how u can use naruto as therapy... u can read it here
I just need to clear this up, that's a legitimate link & not a rickroll. I was expecting to get rickrolled & then out loud yelled "what the fuck" because it's a real link to a real australian psychology publication about specifically naruto & therapy
This blog is anti-beetlebabes. If you are a beetlebabe, or you approve of the ship, unfollow and DNI with this blog.
Big Mouth Billy Beetlejuice
Big Mouth Billy Beetlejuice
The scene in Beetlejuice where the Maitland’s possess the dinner party and make their unwanted houseguests sing “Day-O” is a classic. Now imagine if the same thing happened to a school of Big Mouth Billy Basses, and you’d have this video. You’re welcome. https://www.chaostrophic.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/yujd1i7v67s71.mp4
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How can one (1) photo contain so much fucking gender envy???
You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?
A solid 7. On one hand, I'm Beetlejuice. On the other hqnd
I'm Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice Furby Oddbody // PlushieCouture
Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.
I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.
I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.
Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.
I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.
Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!
I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.
Happy binding!
I’d also like to note that you can ask for this even if you’re closeted and scared without raising a flag. Just say you want to take up running, or if you’re already sporty, that it’ll help with that. It’s technically not a lie- it’s a great sports bra.
My gender for the month of October, prematurely starting 2 days ago is:
What Ever The Fuck Beetlejuice Was Doing
And
The Black And White Stripped Worm From Beetlejuice
The way I want to present my gender is a combination of Beetlejuice (musical version), Double Trouble, and Howl Pendragon.
Basically I wanna be dramatic as fucking HELL
shoutout to whatever the hell this is
Gotta be one of my favorite genders
FLASH WARNING
Spooky worm of the day: The giant sandworm from Beetlejuice the musical!
(10/03/21)
----------------------------------------------------- Perfection Can't Please Me ----------------------------------------------------- (PIPING HOT!) Popping like Popcorn! (IT'S ALL MINE!) Can you Hear the Bells Ding-Dong? THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!
If I could just See your Heart, How Small the World... It's Not that I don't Want to Know... Walking and Stopping 'How' the Meaning... I "Guess So"
What Can I Say, "How Many Miles is Life?" Grab lots of Snacks, and Wear New Shoes... How FAR can I Go...?
I just Want to Feel... Like that EVERY DAY!
(PIPING HOT!) Popping like Popcorn! (IT'S ALL MINE!) Can you Hear the Bells Ding-Dong? (Pick Up Every Last One!) THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!
(Let's Not) Pretend I don't Hear 'Me'. (Try to) Move on Without Looking Back! 'Cause I REALIZED IT!
Perfection Can't Please Me! I Didn't Know... That I could See the Sky with My eyes Closed... And a Moon to Talk to! The World... Will Spread Everywhere, if I Want it To... Tell Me More, "How Many Miles is a Life?" In the Rainy Streets, and I'll Be Your Umbrella! A TIME to Be JOYFUL!
I just Want to Feel... Like that EVERY DAY!
(PIPING HOT!) Popping like Popcorn! (IT'S ALL MINE!) Watch My Soul BANG-BANG! (Pick Up Every Last One!) THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!
(Let's Not) Pretend I don't Hear 'Me'. (Try to) Move on Without Looking Back! 'Cause I Realized it!
Perfection Can't Please Me!
"How Many Miles is Life?" Grab lots of Snacks, and Wear New Shoes... How FAR can I Go...?
I just Want to Feel... Like that EVERY DAY!!
(PIPING HOT!) Popping like Popcorn! (IT'S ALL MINE!) Watch My Soul BANG-BANG! (Pick Up Every Last One!) THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!
(Let's Not) Pretend I don't Hear 'Me'. (Try to) Move on Without Looking Back! (PIPING HOT!) CRY AND LAUGH! (IT'S ALL MINE!) Let You Want Those Days! I Guess it's NOT All Fun and GAMES... THIS JOURNEY IS MY OWN! I'm Sorry if I Bothered You... 'Cause I REALIZED IT!
Perfection Can't Please Me! -----------------------------------------------------
