apparently i have "garfield vibes"

Dylan | 29 | tme ⚧️ | this is a sign to quit your PhD

[daxleopard]

Spring has truly sprung 🌞🌷🪻🌱🌸🌼✨

[xrd]

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[whysp]

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[infertilityidol]

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

I am here for feminist sex

[thevicioushotdog]

He looked like char to me

[frostops]

Ringo chuckled, “You mean the elf stones?”

[skittybotbutt]

fucking finally

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[daxleopard]

I keep considering getting a foot guy from grindr to massage my feet (they hurt), feeling bad as that's probably exploitative or something, considering seeing a massage therapist instead, then remembering I fucked my last massage therapist

[daxleopard]

everyone get navel piercings NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️

[arcadebroke]

[hairys-stuff]