apparently i have "garfield vibes"

Dylan | 28 | tme ⚧️ | this is a sign to quit your PhD

[daxleopard]

Spring has truly sprung 🌞🌷🪻🌱🌸🌼✨

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[garaks-padded-bra]

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

[fadeintoyou1993]

breaking my silence. me

[mournfulroses]

Salma Deera, from a poem titled "Maenads," featured in Letters from Medea: Poems

[jenny-holzer]

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[segamascott]

[theblob1958]

I HOPE YOU CAN LOVE THE ACCOUNTANT IN ME

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[miamaimania]

“Charlie” ⦿ Lola Dupre — mixed-media collage

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[64mpg]

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them