[v4ngelix]

Summarizing Pokemon Villains

Giovanni: Mafia loses to a child once, sobers up for one game then proceeds to control the multiverse

Archer: Team Rocket White Edition

Maxie: Erm actually humans and pokemon need more land so I’m contacting lava god 🤓

Archie: Yar har har summons bibically accurate flood

Cyrus: Autism Creature meets Jesus’ sons and Satan

N: Your childhood friend is an emo hippie

Ghetsis: Addicted to wearing carpets and Hamlet

Lycander: Cosplayer nepobaby calls you ugly

Guzma: MLG swagger bullies literal children

Lusamine: I miss my husband, Cosmog…

Rose: Mr president commits failed domestic heroism

[daybreak-avenue]

Not to be a Maxie and contact the local lava god, but there's two Giovannis. One of them sobered up, was last seen playing a heel in Unova, and recently had a bit of lore dumped on us by his temporarily adopted Kalosian son.

The way less cool version never lost to Red, or an equivalent to the child prodigy, in his universe. He's like, "Evil gang, evil gang", found a place that has finally returned the pain he's inflicted to other universes back onto him tenfold, and has since become harder to get rid of than a roach infestation.

[frontmansdefender]

Source

[daybreak-avenue]

YouTube. Got a double jumpscare.

Not that I mind, lmao.

[pokemon]

The Boss's Coffee

[balljointedmoll]

original giovanni: wants you to believe that team rocket is all he is and all he has, but he’s more than that. he has a gym he genuinely misses running, and a son who he badly wants the admiration of but can’t fully be there for. it’s only once you gain his respect by beating him that that mask slips a little, in ways he likely doesn’t even realize. has a genuine respect and responsibility for his gang, to the point he holds himself to a much higher standard than they ever did and basically ruins his life over it

rainbow rocket giovanni: Evil gang 😈😈 Evil gang 😈😈😈

game freak: you know this other guy is way cooler actually

[daybreak-avenue]

I know we’ve just got past the holiday season. But:

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[pukicho]

Me casually casting meteor shower in a safeway before leaving and going home

[vymp1r3-bl00d]

what is your problem

[pukicho]

haha fuck these dumb idiots

[daybreak-avenue]

This may or may not be a dig at the Giovanni from the anime.

or a guy who rudely barged into another man’s world and decided to claim the worst father of the year award what no i’m not concocting that fanfic hehe

[sans-eats-mulch]

Doodle before bed lol

[pokemon-npcs]

#nobody in Alola is okay

[daybreak-avenue]

So.

Uh…

Okay, who let a Necrozma loose in the world of Deltarune and gave it a knife?

[raiseupyourbat]

I raise you:

Fusing them...

[florallychaotic]

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

Edit for anyone reblogging this version there's so many links to groups/organizations/resources/fundraisers in the reblogs, please check those out!

Do not engage with any transphobes in the comments, block, report, move on

[traceamountsoftimetravel]

fuck putin

[chaos-and-recover]

Lmao get her ass.

(Transcript of Boy George's reply to JKR being her TERFy self)

This is your obsession and it's pretty relentless and for no reason. You don't get to decided who or what anyone is except when you write. In the real world people can and always will be what they want to be. You can't stop it but you can continue to make young kids lives more difficult. You are cruel JK, you have started to look cruel in pictures. All this obsession is wearing on your expression. The pictures of you mocking 'trans' people like Winston Churchill after the Supreme Court ruling. Your endless comments about how rich you are. It's depressing and tacky and proves you are desperate to mean something but sadly you are just being mean.

As my hilarious friend David Hoyle always says.

'Ladies & gentlemen and those of you still deciding. There are two type of people, nice people and c***s.

I do not expect any positive response and you will continue to be supported by women who see you as some kind of gender hero. Women are not better than men and men are not better than women. As a man, a biological one, rah, rah, I have no issue with a girl becoming a boy or the other way around. As a gay man who has worn make-up since 14 l had lived my entire life feeling awkward and afraid using male public toilets.

It's not easy being different and you are only making it harder. Why don't you buy a nice Scottish island or a farm and start a JK commune for traumatised Terfs. Or listen to your fellow Scott Sydney Banks and he will hopefully help you understand that this is all in your head.

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

Viridian City seems fun

[everydaylouie]

jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)