cursed... human fact?
Humans are physically the weakest of the Great Apes, but by the same token they’re also the only Great Apes with a low enough muscle density to float in the water! this along with a ridiculously refined breath control ability makes Humans the only Great Apes capable of swimming out into the ocean and getting eaten by sharks.
SUCK IT, CHIMPANZEES.
huh...it turns out we were the sea monkeys all along....























