Procrastinating at its mediocre

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[femaleshits]

[happifying-things]

[animatedamerican]

what an excellent kaiju

[ruffboi-mags]

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

doin their best <3

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[ultimate-fandom-freak-blog]

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

[itsagifnotagif]

I decided to start running more often and after about 3 days in a row I hurt my shin and haven’t been able to run for 2 weeks now. So moral of the story don’t exercise it hurts

[toastbutteregg]

[cute-animals-only]

[memewhore]

[ekila]

…what?

[grungesoftener-deactivated20130]

that’s fantastic

[queerqueensansaarchive]

Who let Arthur Shappey start naming things?

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

I NEED THIS

[strawberrypatty]

I like this. Can I please have it?

[andkatiemakesfive]

These are made by a company called Waldo Pancake who also do awesome notebooks like this:

and bags like this:

[zoefell]

If I could have any company’s entire range, it’s be that of Waldo Pancake. I bloody love them. 

[kevalis]

I have a passport cover from them that says “Not that I ever go anywhere.”

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[porterr-robinson]

[lakidaa]

They are in fact walking like that to not alert the worms they’re there.

Good choice of music.

[citrusapples]

@glumshoe

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

[ruindur]

What a time to be alive

[catchymemes]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[thatgirlonstage]

Literally everything Aziraphale-as-Crowley says and does during the trial scene is the FUNNIEST SHIT when you think about the fact that it’s Aziraphale actually doing it, like

—he suggests house plants to spruce up Hell because that’s what Crowley has around

—his attempt at Crowley’s Demonic Gay Swagger

—the “can I take off my jacket” line is both very in character for Crowley and somehow EVEN MORE IN CHARACTER for Aziraphale-as-Crowley going “well I know I’m facing imminent destruction if they see through our scheme but I’m not going to RUIN Crowley’s new JACKET”

—sasses Archangel Michael so much that I’m convinced he has definitely been waiting to sass Michael for god knows how many centuries, that was PENT UP

—calls the Archangel Michael “dude”

—gets in the bath without??? Taking his socks off??? How did that even work, like logistically, did he straddle the tub and fall backward into it like the most dramatic bitch possible or???

—just starts casually flicking holy water at the demons while making vaguely menacing threats about how powerful he might be in the most Extra way possible

—listen Crowley has his moment of fun roaring hellfire at the angels but otherwise his trial is relatively subdued, he seems mostly focused on just getting through it and getting out, but Aziraphale goes fucking HAM, I think he’s been waiting all 6000+ years of his existence for the opportunity to cut this loose and he’ll be damned if he wastes even a second of it

—and/or Aziraphale is convinced that being as extra and dramatic as possible is so integral to Crowley’s personality that if he doesn’t milk it for everything it’s worth no one will buy that it’s really him

[cute-animals-only]