I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life
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I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life
I have two bedtime moods:
“It’s only 8 pm and I feel like I’m gonna pass out on my feet.”
“Wait when did it become 3 am?”
Bold of you to assume that both can’t happen in the same night
I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence
“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours
I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since
Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went
I’ve come to the conclusion that Cleo loves the bananas because she loves the color yellow.
This is her with her FAVORITE toy:
She refuses to play with the other colors. It’s been her favorite toy since we adopted her a year ago :-)
I LOVE HER
That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour
This post came into my bedroom and punched me in the face
When ur like: “this show is very good. In fact, it is too good. I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”
Peanut Butter wants to explore but also wants to stay inside his warm blanket.
Volume up to hear him purring
HIS NAME IS PEANUT BUTTER
Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh
Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup
Mike: *from behind door* Some
Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat: