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[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[uvb76fan]

love when a woman says "i am not comfortable with a man being here / doing this" the response is always "oh this man is good dw." okay did i say i am not comfortable with a bad man doing it or did i say i'm not comfortable with a man doing it? way to just outright tell me you think my boundary is stupid and you're not going to respect it.

[animentality]

[nirruti]

People love saying this when it’s not true in the slightest but god I wish it were

[nirruti]

It’s really amazing that these people don’t notice the half naked women everywhere it’s just part of the natural environment to them and they genuinely think we live in a prudish society

[guerrillatech]

[toomuchdickfort]

[rosieandthemoon]

[bovinefigureoftheday]

Bovine figure of the day: Royal Crown Derby Bluebell Calf

[lettherebelesbians]

Ok I need help. What is the quotation that goes like: “everything is boring for women. House work is boring. Sex is boring. Kids are boring. Marriage is boring. The world was not made for women.”

I cannot find it after extensive googling and it’s driving me up a wall.

[lettherebelesbians]

Yallll I found it.

[bobbole]

Carrie Liao, Alien visitor

[h4nifah]

saw a post which was like ‘you don’t need a rebrand or a glow up, your screen time is just too high’ and honestly yeah

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[thesweetiepienovels]

I don’t know how many times people have to say it, but you have to actively go looking for the good. It has been proven again and again that the more you actively think of the good outcomes and the good things in life and see the beauty in things and learn to appreciate things, the more these things happen, the more you rewire your brain into seeing more good things than bad, the more you notice good things happening around you and to you. It is called Neuroplasticity. It is neuroscience.

[andreablog2]

Never talk bad about yourself to other people they’ll either agree or tell you some flattering nonsense that won’t help whatever problem you’re trying to solve. Honestly just be delusional

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[pukicho]

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

[fivetrench]

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

[pukicho]

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

[lxuvre]

[curlymcclain]

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who