GalacticTotoro

daysia ♡ 22 ♡ (art/ghibli/gaming/kpop/voltron)

[sleepyboykisses]

yknow that feeling where youre making out and then that person gets on top of you and uses their legs to spread yours so they can fit between them and grind against you bc ya

[trycoastal]

[ollypuro]

devotion

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.

[fujocherry]

[the-flying-salmon]

[k-eke]

Chilling

[kookhope]

161021 ★ blood sweat & tears

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

[charlesreeza]

Dead Guy - Roman, c. 300 BCE, terra cotta

Part of a tableau depicting a battle between the Greeks and the Amazons.  Photo by Charles Reeza at the Museum of Art and History, Geneva.

[joylessmarxist]

He was so thick he fucking died

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[peanutbutterandjeri]

I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie

Im glad I’m not the only one

[joeythebasic]

“ShrEk?!?”

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[skinnykookies]

Why is this so funny

[yufei]

I ran away from my debt and a job that I didn’t want in the first place. I bought an old camper and just drove away. I’ve never stayed too long in one place. So then I’ve finally decided to settle down. I thought I found a quiet job in the forest… but SHE found me first…

[uznmaki]

[lobstersonskateboards]

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

[lobstersonskateboards]

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’m irritated af lmao

[thegoodvybe]

[rowdyrordy]

Wow

[nite-wing-deactivated20220418]

YA’LL