For general healing, write the names of the blessed family (Jesus, Mary, Joseph) on a piece of paper. Take a candle from a church and drip the wax on the paper while praying for the hand of Christ to be on the person needing healing. Fold the paper toward you and bind with a red string in the name of the Trinity. Carry it as close to the skin as possible.
To protect from disease, wear a copper bracelet or ring.
Fix a penny heads up to the bottom of a white taper candle and anoint it with blessed olive oil. If the person needing healing is present, place the tip in their navel and pray for the disease to be drawn out and into the candle. Hold the candle over their left shoulder and light it. Set it up on a plate covered with “silver paper” (foil) and let it burn down. When the candle has melted completely, have the person spit onto the wax, wrap it in the silver paper, and either bury it at the roots of a tree or in the corner of a crossroads.
For burns, pass your hand over the burn, going away from the person or away from their heart. With each pass, say, “Three ladies came from the east, one with fire and two with frost. Out with the fire in with the frost! In the name of God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.” Do this three times. Afterward, you and the person shouldn't light, make, or tend any fires until the next sunset passes. This includes cooking over a stove or using a lighter.
Carry a walnut for rheumatism or arthritis—begin carrying it while it is still small and green. Once it is completely black and dry, toss it and replace it.
Place their photo in the Bible facing Psalm 23 and pray over it. Leave it there for three days, then take it out and put it in a jar of clear water. Add dirt from a hospital or mountaintop, a tablespoon of lard, a pinch of tobacco, and a pinch of salt while praying for their well-being and health, calling on God and the ancestors to “wash their name,” a term I heard Papaw use once when healing. Swirl the contents of the jar clockwise as the hand of the clock goes up to build up their strength and health, while still praying. Work this jar every Sunday until they are better. Once they are, drain the water at a crossroads and keep the strained contents; give these to the person in a bundle to hide in their home above their head. As long as it's there and stays dry, it'll keep their health up.
For breathing issues, wear a “greened penny”one that has oxidized, with a hole made through the chest of Abe.
Cleansing
Pass a white candle over yourself or another from head to toe three times while saying the Lord's Prayer. Set the candle down and let it burn completely. Spit on the remains and bury it at a crossroads.
Add to a bath of water 1 cup new blessed salt, 3 tablespoons white vinegar, and ½ cup hyssop. Take the bath before sunrise, washing downward only, while reciting Psalm 51:7. End the bath at sunrise and take a portion of the bathwater outside and cast the water toward the rising sun. To make blessed salt, simply pronounce the Lord's Prayer over it three times at sunrise, noon, and sunset. Do this for three consecutive days. The same is done with sweet oil for anointing. You can switch out ingredients with any of the following: a cap of tar water, a cap of ammonia, a strong cup of brewed coffee, a tablespoon of baking soda, or mud from a river after it has flooded (to further wash away your “debris”)—just make sure to use an odd number of ingredients.
Cut a lemon in half while holding two pennies (minted in the year of your birth) under your upper lip. Sprinkle a pinch of salt on each half, making an X, and insert the pennies in the center of each. Place the lemon under your bed to sleep over for three days, namely Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Remove the lemon and bury it off property on Saturday.
To remove conjugation or ill luck, wash your current change of clothes with salt and vinegar and then burn them. Take the ashes to a crossroads at midnight and scatter them when the wind blows.
Protection
For protection during travel, carry a rabbit's foot or a jack containing nine yarrow leaves, three pennies, and dust from the home.
To protect from the evil eye, get some red yarn and go to the oldest grave in a cemetery. Walk counterclockwise around it seven times while wrapping the yarn around your left wrist once for every turn while praying Psalm 23. You can also wear gold or silver, or embroider an X in the leftleg hem of your underwear. Don't forget to leave an offering for the grave in return for you doing the work there.
To protect from being conjured, carry in a sack a horseshoe nail, ground ivy root, and blessed salt. You can also sprinkle a mixture of salt, black pepper, and red pepper in your shoes or wear a silver dime on your right ankle.
To protect from illness, wear a bag of asafoetida, salt, and a copper penny.
Wear a rosary, cross, or other religious symbol.
To guard against roaming ghosts and other haints, my family would always get five sticks and bind them in such a way as to make a five-pointed star, called a “witch's mark” in Appalachia. You can still see these stars hung on the sides of homes and barns everywhere.
Court and Law
Take a silver spoon and gather dirt from the grave of a baby (because they've never been convicted of anything) and leave nine pennies behind in its place. Mix the dirt with sugar, cinnamon, and flour. Make a packet of brown paper with your name written on it and the name of the courthouse below that. Mark out all consonants so both resonate with their vowels. Carry the packet in your left shoe to keep the judge on your side.
To keep the law away, make a sachet with an Indian-head penny, tobacco, and moss from the foundation of a church. Bless it following the method given previously to keep all law enforcement far from you.
Carry items for good luck when going to court, such as a peep-stone, four-leaf clover, etc. You can also sprinkle new salt in your shoes to make you “slicker than glass” so you'll get by just fine. According to my mother, you should also take a toothbrush and a change of solid white clothes. This prevents you from going to jail because you're already prepared.
Love and Lust
Take two pieces of paper and write each person's name on them with their date of birth. Bind them together with red string and dust it with a mixture of powdered rose petals, flour, and sugar. Bury the bundle on the east side of a tree, preferably a willow, to bring them together.
To keep a lover from running around, make a sachet of mayapple root, rose petals, and bloodroot. Include some connection to them: dirty garments, hair, nails, or a photo. Bind it with a red string. Bless the sachet and bury it under the doorstep. Every time the lover walks over it, it'll keep them faithful. To “feed” the work, water it with your first morning urine once a month while calling their name out three times and telling them to stay as the River Jordan did.
For new love, give them wine or whiskey in which you've soaked your toenails for three days, from Wednesday to Friday. Strain it on Saturday morning. This will win over anyone.
To have a lover return, whisper their name when you wake up and when you go to bed for nine days. On the tenth day, cast three handfuls of salt into the fireplace and recite the following for each: “I charm you on your breast and sides, as the colt follows the mare; as the rain seeks the earth; seek and find me. By the voice that called the Virgin, I call you back to me.”
To have one fall in love with you, take a cloth, shirt, or other garment for them to wear. Wet it with your first morning's urine for three days. Then find two coupling animals (rooting snakes, mating dogs, etc.) and cover them with the cloth and then take it back. Give it to your lover to wear. Of course you can mask any possible smell with your preferred cologne or perfume.
To incite passion in a relationship, hide a turkey bone wrapped and tied in their unwashed garments under the bed. Take a “stray hair” from their head and one from your own; bundle them in a bag with honeysuckle blooms, sugar, and ground hard candy; hang this on the bedpost.
Money and Gambling
For sports, take a dish that was broken by accident and make three cuts on the chest and four on the back. Powder some dandelion root really fine and rub into the cuts. This is supposed to “toughen up” the person and bring success.
Bake the tip of a cow tongue. Take it to seven cemeteries and touch it to the oldest headstone in each yard, leaving a dime for each grave. Place the tongue in your mouth over your own and say your prayers for success in money or gambling. Carry in the left pocket.
On a full moon, take the left hind foot of a white rabbit to the oldest grave at midnight. At the headstone, pour some moonshine for the spirit of the grave, telling them to help you witch the foot under the eyes of the Trinity. Dip the toes of the foot in the same moonshine and trace the engraved dates on the headstone with the toes while saying, “As many days are here inscribed, the same for me will be lucky and safe.” Do this three times, then leave the rest of the moonshine and exit the graveyard following the precautions spoken of before.
Uprooting
To get someone to leave town or move away from your area, take a splinter of lightning-struck wood and place it under their porch steps or where they'll walk over it.
Alternatively, take dirt from their footstep or where they recently walked and fold it up in a brown paper bag. Dunk it in water and then burn it while saying, “Water and fire are at your feet. By the voice that chased Adam from the garden, get gone.” Repeat until it is ashes. Take those ashes and mix them with dirt from their yard and sprinkle it where they'll walk. To sprinkle it, walk backward an odd number of steps while saying their name and repeating the above.
Powder some dead spiders and mix with black pepper and salt. Sprinkle this in an X formation where the person will walk over it.
Take a spool of handspun yarn and pierce it with thirteen needles. Relieve yourself on it while saying the person's name and telling them to leave. Bury this where they will walk over it.
Gossip
To stop gossip, take a photo of the person responsible and cut out their eyes so they cannot “give the eye” and cut out the mouth so they cannot “speak the eye.” Place this in a mason jar and piss on it while calling their name, praying for their tongue to draw, for salt and vinegar to be in their mouth. Add nine pins and needles. Every day for nine days, tap the top with a silver spoon while praying your petition. On the tenth day, bury the jar in a churchyard or cemetery.
An old trick for this is to “catch their voice”: get a string and begin to tie a knot in it. Call for them when you're around them, and when they answer, without them knowing, pull the knot tight. The more knots you can get before they come, the stronger the spell will be. Take the cord and place it in a bottle filled with vinegar, alum, red dust, and your first morning urine. Shake the bottle while praying for them to stop.
For Success/To Turn Your Luck Around
Catch your first urine in the morning in a jar and add a handful of salt to the liquid. Take it and walk nine steps out and away from your home. At the ninth step, stop and recite the Lord's Prayer, following it with a prayer for your luck to turn around and for all ill fortune to be chased off by the Holy Trinity. Take a step backward toward the house and do the same. Do so for each step, counting nine in reverse. At the doorstep, turn toward the house and wash the doorstep with the mixture in the jar and without looking back, go back inside and think nothing more of it.
Sprinkle new salt in your shoes and you'll be “slicker than a slug” or “slicker than glass” in everything you set out to do.
REMEDIES:
Burns
Wave your hand over the burn going away from the person while reciting, “Two angels came and sat on a stone; one with fire and one with frost. Go away fire, come in frost! In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.” Recite it three times, passing the hand for each, followed by a breath blown on the burn directed away from the person.
Light a candle used during a wake or funeral and set it on the burn. Turn a clear glass over it to encompass the candle. When the flame goes out, fill the glass with water and pour this over the burn. What harmed you can cure you.
Swelling
Wash the place with well water, stumpwater, or rainwater from Easter Sunday.
Wrap the limb with a strip of eel skin while saying the Lord's Prayer and a Hail Mary.
Fever
Mama always said, “feed a cold, starve a fever.” Don't eat anything once the fever comes on. Wipe yourself down with an ice-cold washcloth while reciting the Lord's Prayer three times. Once the cloth is no longer cold, wring the water into a bowl and throw the cloth into the freezer. Place the bowl under the bed or couch and lay over it until the fever breaks.
Wear dirt collected from a church on St. John's Day in a bag about the neck.
Nightmares and Insomnia
Make a sachet containing three lamb's ears leaves, nine blackberry leaves harvested before September 29, and blessed salt. Sleep with this around the neck or under the pillow.
Sleep with a rabbit's left hind foot under the mattress.
Sleep under an authentic dream catcher, but never touch the feathers or the charm will be ineffective.
For bed wetting, as previously mentioned, give a tea made from corn silk. Sweeten to taste.
Place a Bible beneath the bed while saying, “In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, as the waters of Jordan stood so shall the waters of [name].”
For sleepwalking, place a Bible at the head of the bed and a bucket of water at the foot.
Alternatively, take one of the person's shirts and tie a knot in it. Place it lengthwise on the foot of the bed at their feet so they will stay sleeping.
Sores/Wounds
For sore hands or feet, soak them in vinegar, salt, and warm water for thirty minutes.
Let a dog lick the sores or wounds and they'll be healed in three days, as they were for Lazarus in the Bible.
Rub the wound good with salt and honey and then wash it in warm water.
Toothache
Carry the boiled and dried tip of a cow's tongue around the neck.
Drink water from a cobalt blue glass.
Chew the grass that grows on a newly dug grave on a Sunday.
Wear a deer, hog, or buffalo tooth around the neck.
Wear a rosary.
Take the jawbone of a donkey and walk backward nine steps, then drop the bone there and leave it. This is preferably done somewhere you'll never see the bone again.”
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‘11 — Pray the Devil Down: Folk Recipes and Remedies’
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.
I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.
I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.
They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.
Then I found out.
Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.
The Salvation Army is also ass to the workers. A good number of people join it, naively thinking that it’s doing good, and end up leaving cynical and beaten down. The management is hostile, if not outright abusive, and demand some ridiculous hours of it lower to mid-level staff. Don’t support these people.
Overview: In which you break up with Hitoshi and decide to distract yourself by going to the party, where you’re surprised to see your best friend, Bakugo. As the night goes on Uraraka suggests a few party games that get you into some unexpected trouble.
Genre: Angst/Slight Smut
Warnings: dom bakugo, edging(kinda),lap sitting, kissing, light smut, sexual tension
Word #: 7.7k
Text messages.
9:03
Hitoshi- Hey, I need to talk to you.
9:37
Hitoshi-Plzz answer me (y/n)
3 missed calls & 2 voicemails
Hitoshi- I swear I didn’t do anything with her on purpose. I was drunk plzz answer me.
At this point you had enough of the constant buzzing and bullshit that he was spewing so you cut your phone off and went to your secret stash of alcohol and poured yourself a shot. If anyone found out that you had such a remarkable stash of all kinds of alcohol, you knew you’d be screwed but with Aizawa as your uncle, your room checks were very lenient.
2 shots later and you laid on your bed staring at your ceiling, not sure what to do about hitoshi. He had broken your heart so many times in the past 3 months you were together and you knew that this had to be the last time.
You roll your eyes, groaning as you reach for your phone, turning it back on.
You got to your messages seeing that Hitoshi left several more texts saying how sorry he was and how he didn’t do anything when you had a whole video of him and the slutty girl from his class making out and dry humping eachother.
How could you have put yourself through so much shit with him. Bakugo was right about Hitoshi, but then again, he always was right.
Text messages:
10:16pm
(y/n)- You’re a fucking idiot for treating me the way you did. Sofuckyou we’re through :)
Hitoshi- Whatever, I know you were fucking bakugo the whole time anyways..
(y/n)- No, I’m not a piece of shit like you but I’m sure he’ll deliver better than you ever have.
andddd putting those messages on DND so that a good nights rest can somehow be salvaged.
Just as you’re about to lift your shirt over your head so that you can change into your PJ’s, someone bangs on your dorm door.
Your heart freezes as your mind immediately goes to the idea of Hitoshi being at your door ready to cause a riot for the whole building to hear.
“Who is it?!” You shout out as calm as possible.
“ It’s Uraraka! I’m going out to a party at Momos house, wanna come?” You could tell from her tone that she really wanted you to go and how could anyone say no to her anyways?
“ Yeah yeah, hold on.” Your mood already improving before you open the door to see her smiling face.
“What are you going to wear?? Let me pick it out for you!” She demanded already marching over to your drawers.
Now if it was up to you, you’d probably just wear a pair of athletic shorts and a hoodie but the way tonight was going maybe it was a good idea for you to go out of your comfort zone.
“Here! You’d look so cute in this!” Uraraka pulled a black crop top that had been sitting in the back of her drawer for however long and a pair of dark wash short shorts.
As opposed to it as you were, you rolled your eyes, snatched it out of her hands , and threw it on. You walk over to the mirror, Uraraka following behind you grinning ear to ear at how she styled you.
And honestly, you were surprised that you felt both comfortable and insanely hot in it.
“I’ve got to give it to you kid, this is a look.” You begin feeling yourself in the mirror , checking out how nicely everything hugged your curves and showed your cleavage but it wasn’t too much.
It was just right.
“Great! I’m glad you love it, now lets go before we’re the last ones there!” She grabs your arm just before you snatch up your phone from your bed and close the door behind the both of you.
“Fuck, my key card.” you face palm as your door locks behind you.
“ Don’t worry about it, you can spend the night at my place and we’ll solve the rest in the morning after our hangover meals.” Uraraka reassures you.
But you knew better.
There was a 85% chance she’d get too drunk on jello shots and get lost or that her and deku would finally resolve the annoying tension between them and bang it out at her place.
And you damn sure did not want to be in the room with them while that happened.
You’d usually just go to Hitoshi’s room if you got locked out but there was no way in hell you’d ever want to speak to him or even look at him again.
And sadly, you knew he’d be at the party too.
As you and Uraraka are in the car on the way to Momos house, you receive a text message from your best friend:
11:05
Text messages:
Spiky ;)- yo idiot.
Spiky ;)- u comin to the party?
(y/n) :) - uhh yeah, are you??
Spiky ;)- Already here. Hurry tf up. All these extras are boring.
You giggle at his text and put your phone down to resume the conversation you were having with Uraraka about Deku and how she needs to make a move because they obviously have a thing for each other.
Soon enough, Uraraka pulls into Momos wrap around drive way and put it into park behind one of the many cars that littered Momos lawn.
“ You know if you weren’t dating Hitoshi still I may have cut you a deal.” She says very confidently.
“ Well it’s your lucky day because we broke up just before you picked me up.” You laugh a little and Uraraka just stares at you, searching your face for a solid minute before breaking down.
“HOW COME I DIDN’T NOTICE? I’m so sorry (Y/n), forgive me!” She pulled you into a hug almost suffocating you.
You push her off of you a little bit, finally able to get a word in over her constant apologies and want for the details of the breakup and blah blah.
“ I didn’t want you to know and bring down your mood for tonight. Plus I’m actually really happy, it’s like a breath of fresh air I had no idea I needed and why we broke up? He cheated on me. But also, not mad.” you shrug it all off being completely genuine , but of course she didn’t believe you.
You and Hitoshi were U.A’s IT couple. Everyone looked up to you guys relationship, how amazing both of your quirks were, and everyone found it insane that someone from class 1-A would date someone from class 1-B.
You guys appeared happy and of course you had your great moments but no one beside Bakugo knew how bad it really was.
And the only reason Hitoshi’s head is still on his body is because you’d tell him that you had it and to back off.
But boy were you glad that fiasco was over.
The only thing was now, you’d really have to be careful with bakugo, because if he found out what really happened?? Hitoshi may go missing.
“But tell me, what was the deal you were going to cut me? I didn’t forget.” Moving on to the next subject.You were already tired of hearing Hitoshis name from your mouth.
“ Ah, that? Well now it’s awkward.” Uraraka averts her gaze from you.
“ Just say it.”
“ I was going to say, I’ll make a move on Midoriya if you make a move on Bakugo tonight.” She speaks fast so you almost miss what she said.
But honestly you’re confused.
“Uh why Bakugo out of all of the people at this party?” You’re truly puzzled.
“No offense but despite what everyone at U.A said about you and Hitoshi being the perfect couple, most of our class noticed you and Bakugo had more chemistry in your arguments than you and Hitoshi had kissing. How oblivious the 2 of you are is honestly kind of unbearable.” Urarakas bluntness took you aback and made your face heat up at how sudden it was.
“Not true...” You roll your eyes knowing that she may have been partly right.
You’ve made your fair share of friendly flirts towards Bakugo, but the fact that other people noticed...
“You’re unusually red, it’s true.” You’d never seen her be this blunt before and it was really throwing you off.
“ So do we have a deal?” She stuck out her pinky finger for some reason and you not being one to turn a challenge down accepted and interlocked pinkys with her.
You appeared confident but you were definitely shitting yourself on the inside.
Were you and bakugo close? Yes.
But would making one wrong move put your friendship in jeopardy and potentially earn you the worst chewing out of your life from him? Also a big possibility.
Fuck it.
Tonight there was no time for rationally thinking.
If Hitoshi was there, which he probably would be, you definitely needed to be 6 shots deep before hitting the door.
After the long walk up the drive way and constant overthinking of tonights possible events, the both of you reach the door.
“Ok, before we go in keep in mind the party rules. No unattended drinks, check your phone every 10 minutes, no leaving with anyone you don’t know, and how about you avoid getting blacked out tonight? After all we both have a mission to complete.” You coach Uraraka before going in.
“Aye aye Captain!” She salutes you and pushes the door open to reveal a full house of drunk and high teens.
You try to make a bee-line to the kitchen pushing through several groups of teens you’d never seen before.
Honestly, all you had on your mind was getting some shots and a White claw to chase it. Luckily your tolerance was inhumanily high.
Once you arrive in the kitchen you realize you lost Uraraka in the crowd but you shrug it off Knowing she probably saw Momo or Deku and resume your prior mission to the kitchen.
You spot a bottle of grey goose on middle island and some plastic neon shot glasses on another counter.
You pick up a pink shot cup and immediately down 2 shots and decide that that’s enough to start off and then you grab a white claw from the fridge.
Now to find Bakugo.
You go to text him but end up getting bumped hard enough to stumble and almost drop your phone.
“Jesus man, watch where-” You’re cut short when you notice who it is.
“Hitoshi.”
“(Y/n).”
“Well that’s my cue to get as far away from this area as I can.” You go to leave, but are stopped short by him grabbing your arm rather roughly.
“What the hell man, let go.” You try to shake him off but he doesn’t budge.
“You know, I know we’re broken up and all but that doesn’t give you and excuse to dress like a total slut.” He scoffs at you in disgust.
“Easy to say for someone who wouldn’t be able to fuck me, even if he begged.” You dig back.
“Doesn’t matter, I took your little V-card, don’t you remember?” How you’d love to easily wipe that smug look off his face.
“If the Hymen is still in tact so is the V-card and I cant remember it going any farther than an inch, was is it?” You won, you could tell by how his grip tightened around your arm and his face got red.
You use your quirk and easily remove his hand from your arm.
“ Now fuck off before I embarrass you any further.” Before you have to make any more threats, he’s storming away.
You shake your head trying to figure out how you dated that guy for more than a year.
After that whole interaction, you went back in the kitchen taking a swig of grey goose straight from the bottle, already having finished your white claw from earlier.
You needed it.
Going back to what you’ve been trying to do all night, you pull out you phone to text Bakugo.
Text messages:
11:53
(y/n) :)- Where are you?
Spiky ;)- Somewhere where I’m able to see you being an alcoholic.
You look turn your heads in all directions, still not being able to find him.
Spiky ;)- Look up idiot
Looking up at the second floor, you notice the less congested area and figured of course that’s where he’d be.
You scan the railing that several people are leaned against, watching the people on the level below and then finally your eyes lock with those deep ruby eyes that belong to your bestfriend.
Your face immediately lights up as he nods at you, motioning for you to come up there with him.
Knowing him, he didn’t want to fight the crowds to get to you so of course you compromised.
You barely notice but you’re almost at a fast walk going through the crowds to get to him.
Weird.
Once you get to the stairs you slow your role not trying to make it seem like you were in too much of a hurry to see him or he’d definitely tease you about it.
“What took you so damn long?” You heard him call once you got close enough to hear him.
“ If i had known you wanted to see me so bad, I would’ve ran to you Katsuki.” You say teasingly while placing your hands on his cheek and teasingly caressing it and of course he immediately throws your hands off.
“Do you want to die??” He threatens quickly turning his head away with a grunt.
He’s full of threats when it comes to you and your silly flirting but you know he’ll never do anything. He’d never purposely put a hand on you or hurt you and everyone knew it. Despite all of the arguing and combat fighting you guys did, you probably had the best partnership at school.
You knew him and he knew you and until now you didn’t think anything of it but since Uraraka had said something, you’re seeing him in a slightly different light.
“ Hey airhead, where’s your head right now?” He lightly hit you upside the head breaking your train of thought .
“Oh nothing, just thinking of something Uraraka said.” His silence that follows is his way of telling you to continue.
“I finally convinced her to make a move on Midoriya and I think she may actually do it.” And just as you said that you caught sight of her and Midoriya downstairs jumping awkwardly to the music together.
Cute.
“ Why’s that weighing so heavy on your mind? It’s got nothin to do with you.”
“Ahaha, you’re right I guess.”
“ And you’re lying. What’s it got to do with you?” you can tell the subject’s peaked his interest although you wish this particular subject hadn’t.
You couldn't hide the truth from him and he wouldn’t stop until he got it.
“ I had to also participate in her antics for her to agree to make a move.”
“Meaning?” His eyes now shifting to you.
You didn’t catch it but he had really taken in your appearance for the first time that night, looking you up and down as you were looking else where.
You looked hot.
But as soon as the thought arrived Bakugo shook it off, disgusted with himself, that he was even thinking of you like that, not that it was his first time or anything.
He just rather not even go there especially with dick wad Hitoshi in the equation.
“I’ve got to make a move on someone tonight as well.” You realize that you may have to end up telling him about the break up after all.
“ Someone like Hitoshi?” He grumbled to himself. But you shook your head no confusing him.
“So, someone other than Hitoshi? You’re cheating?” You shake your head no again.
“ Ok, then how about you explain (y/n)? I don’t have time to play the guessing game all night.”
“ We broke up.”
It was silent for a second and you weren’t sure if he was taking it in or telling you to further explain.
And there was no way you’d tell him that Hitoshi cheated on you or he’d actually burn Momos house down looking for him.
“ I had enough of him being toxic.” You finally say, coming up with something fast.
“ Nope. Didn’t stop you before, why now?” You roll your eyes at his bluntness and ability to read you but he didn’t have to call you out like that...
Thinking fast you came up with the most off the walls answer you could think of that even if you were lying he wouldn’t be able to tell because he’d be so taken a back.
“His dick was too small and he was horrible in bed.” Bakugo snorted, trying to hold back a laugh.
“Sadly I’ve spotted that grape haired freak commando more then anyone should have to in the locker room. I’m surprised you lasted this long with so little to work with.” He scoffed, truly looking disgusted.
You were surprised yourself that you thought that “it” was ok. But in your defense it was the first one you’d ever had to work with.
A real shame.
Bakugo still trying to make sense of the situation, shaking his head while gazing out at the crowd below.
You end up doing the same but end up spotting Uraraka and Momo discussing something that looked rather intense. Momo was trying to pull away from Uraraka who seemed to be trying to stop her from doing something.
You shrug it off making a mental note to ask Uraraka about it later.
Besides all that, you were just happy that Bakugo wasn’t on his way to kill Hitoshi, believed your lie (well not really a lie, just not the real reason), and stopped asking questions.
“So, who exactly are you supposed to make a move on then??”
You had spoken too soon and now you’d have to come up with another lie
“Now that you bring it up again, the name has slipped my mind.” you nearly face palmed at what you had just said.
“Bullshit. Now the truth.” As of right now, his eyes were locked with yours meaning that there was absolutely no use in lying, he knew your habits and he wouldn’t stop asking until you told him the truth.
“ Well I know it weird but for some reason Uraraka suggested that there was something going on between me and-” You’re interrupted by Momos voice suddenly blasting through some kind of speakers.
Thank god you thought
Bakugo grunted at the interruption and rolled his eyes as he propped his head up with the palm of his hand as he leaned over the balcony averting his glare from you to Momo who began to speak:
“ Hello everyone and welcome! I’m sure by now, as it hits 1am lots of us have danced and gotten at least a little or an unhealthy amount of alcohol in our systems by now?”
Everyone cheered and whooped at her statement. Who knew she was such an amazing hype women?
“ Wonderful! Now for those of you who have thrown up and can barely keep your eyes open, I would not recommend you participate in this activity. But for those of us sober enough to function, I’ve got a fun little game in mind.”
She pauses for dramatic effect and the people who can’t take the anticipation egg her on to get on with it.
Momo laughs and continues.
“We will be playing Decided Truth or Dare!”
Everyone cheers loudly and I’m sure the houses miles away from Momo could even hear.
“For those of you who don’t know what this game is, it’s just truth or dare made easier. Depending on what the person chooses, truth or dare, they will be given the top hat with the truths or dares, and pick the one they chose, and either you do what you picked or you don’t. But if you don’t do it, you have to throw it back in the hat. You’ll only be allowed one pass out of the whole game. The game ends when both hats are empty. Now this is more so naughty than not , so play at your own risk.”
Before you didn’t care but now you were interested, playing games while drunk?Elite.
Everyone who wanted to play followed after Momo and you wondered how many people were actually sober enough to play that game because half of them were almost falling back down the steps.
You start bouncing a little in your shoes wanting to follow the crowd to where the game was being held but you knew that bakugo would not come along without a little convincing.
You turn around to see him scrolling through instagram looking bored out of his mind.
“Bakugoooo.” You coo. He kept looking at his phone already knowing what was coming.
“No.”
“Pleaseee, It’ll be fun.” You start to shake him by his shoulders, putting your head on his shoulder and giving him puppy dog eyes.
He tries to shake you off but you don’t budge.
Then he suddenly turns his head to you smirking and considering that your head was still on his shoulder, making you guys incredibly closer.
Your face began to heat up but he didn’t seem to care.
“ How about you finish your sentence from earlier and I’ll play your little game.” He still wasn’t backing down as far as proximity went.
At this point you were tired of dragging the whole issue out.
“ Why so interested?” You say suddenly gaining some type of confidence.
He shrugs “ No answer, No game.”
“Uraraka wanted me to make a move on you because she thought there was something going on with us.” you spit out, finally ripping off the band aid.
Dragging it on any longer wouldn’t have gotten either of you anywhere.
Still very close to him, you scan his face for any reaction.
His face scrunches up and it turns a light shade of pink from embarrassment.
He slightly shrugs you off and begins to follow the crowd.
“Idiots.” He shakes his head, and shoves his hands in his pockets.
Honestly not the outburst of angry emotions or lecture you expected but you’d take it.
Shrugging, you take off after him, shoving a few people in the crowd so that you could walk beside him.
1:27 am
“Gather around everyone, lets try to make room for everyone.” The room was filled with about 25 people even after they split everyone else who wanted to play into groups and relocated them to other rooms.
In the room you were in, majority of it was people from Class 1-A and a few from classes 1-B and 1-C .
Sadly that meant that Hitoshi Shinsou was in that same room.
Great.
You sat besides Bakugo, who was of course next to Kirishima.
Uraraka and Deku were sitting next to each other across the room, Shinsou next to Todoroki and so on.
All you knew was this was going to be an interesting game.
“Now who will start us off?” Momo asks, shutting everyone up
“I’ll go first!” MIna yells, alleviating everyone from the anxiety of potentially getting picked at random.
“Ok, truth or dare?”
“Dare!” of course she chooses dare.
Momo hands her the hat with the random dares in it.
Mina takes her time shifting through the papers and finally picks one up and reads it aloud.
“ Kiss the person 9 people to the left of you for 5 seconds.” Her face turns a light pink after she counts down the line and her finger lands on Kirishima.
She makes her way over to him and his face almost gets as red as his hair.
“Are you okay with this?”Mina asks as she holds his face gently.
He nods quickly and before everyone knew it, he actually leaned in, grabbing her by the back of her neck and going for it.
The kiss ended up being very passionate and going over the 5 seconds.
When they parted, everyone was whistling and both of their faces were bright red.
Mina ended up going back to her spot and the game continued, while Mina and Kirishima continued to shyly smile at each other across the room.
“ Wow, way to start off steamy!” Momo fans herself as a joke and everyone laughs.
“Now Kirishima, truth or dare?”
“Truth”
He’s handed the truth hat and immediately takes out the first one he touches.
“ Who in the room do you think likes each other but refuses to admit it?”
He laughs and without hesitation says.
“Katsuki and (y/n). Not many people can handle these two hot heads but they seem to work together perfectly.” He slaps Bakugo on the back who’s giving him the death glare of a thousand suns.
Out of all the people in the room.
Deku and Uraraka.
MIna and himself.
Literally anyone, but no he said the both of you.
And what made it worst was that you weren’t sure if him or anyone in the room knew that you and Hitoshi were no longer together.
Everyone was looking between Hitoshi, Bakugo, and you.
Some stayed silent, some agreed saying “I thought I was the only one!” but overall, there was a lot of whispering.
You face palmed thinking of how awkward it already was and the game had just started.
+how were you going to address that you were newly single without it sounding petty and people asking questions?
“Uh before we resume the game, I was assured that all the participants were single. Now, Bakugo, truth or dare?” Momo tries to hurry up before any commotion starts.
“Dare.”
A feeling in your gut told you this wasn’t going to end well.
He snatches the hats from Kirishima and doesn’t take any time at all to take a paper out.
He silently reads it over, crumbles it up, and puts It back in the hat.
He grumbles something inaudible under his breath then leans back on his arms like nothing just happened.
“Now Bakugo, you realize that means you're out of skips right?” Momo’s tone surprised probably not having expected someone to back out this early in the game.
“Whatever.” He scoffs turning his head to the side.
You roll your eyes at him and poke him in his side earning a stern look from him.
“ You’re no fun.”
“ Shut up. I didn’t want to play this fucking game anyways.” He rolls his eyes, purposely not making eye contact with you.
“ Can you at least act like you’re enjoying yourself?” Yeah he's usually grumpy but something was definitely off.
What if you had made him uncomfortable earlier?
What if he didn't look at you like that at all?
What if you messed up a perfectly fine relationship?
Fuck
Your mind was running in circles thinking about all the negative reason why Katsuki wasn't speaking to you, you hadn’t even realized it was your turn.
“ Hey dimwit, its your turn.” This time Bakugo poked you in your side, snapping you out of your daze.
Even Bakugo noticed that you weren’t all the way there tonight and he had to keep snapping you out of whatever trance you were in.
Yeah he knew there was a lot on your mind because of the breakup and all but he couldn't help but wonder if there was anything else that was also on your mind.
He scoffed at how dumb he probably sounded.
He’d let you have your little dare for the night and continue on with life as normal, even if it’s not what he really wanted.
Bakugo never wanted to jeopardize a good thing just because of his hormones and feelings.
He had a whole career to focus on and that prioritized over everything.
At least that’s what he liked to tell himself.
His head turned to you at the same time that you were pulling your dare out the hat.
“Sit on the person to your rights lap for the rest of the game...” Your voice dies off and Bakugo just shakes his head at how dumb these dares are.
Then it hit him.
You were to his left.
Meaning, he was on your right.
Fuck.
He didn’t even turn towards you but he could already tell you were hesitant and didn't know what to do.
“Just come over here.”
Without any warning, Bakugo grabs you by your hips in front of everyone and sits you on his lap.
Your face burning with embarrassment as you see everyones reaction to Bakugos bold ass move.
Girl’s were blushing and ‘Wooting’ the two of you, the guys were cheering Bakugo on, Hitoshi was pissed as can be, Bakugo was acting as if it was normal and you were a mess of emotions.
He had just picked your ass up like it was nothing and now you’re sitting on his lap.
You, him, and Kirishima were all sharing a small couch so you were sitting sideways on Bakugos lap with your your legs a little bit over the arm of the chair. His arm hung slightly around your waist as he supported your back.
Eventually you had enough of the embarrassment of the situation and buried your face in Bakugos neck without thinking.
“ What the fuck was that Bakugo..” You whine into his neck, gripping his shirt.
By now Momo had resumed the game, knowing that the two of you and Deku and Uraraka had so much more in store for the night.
She had practically rigged the game so that she could see some sparks fly between you guys.
Bakugo didn’t know if he should be irritated with your current girlish behavior that he wasn’t used to, or try to calm you and let himself swoon a little at how cute you were.
“ Why are you actin all shy? Don’t you have a mission to complete or somethin?” he finally comes up with.
You slightly lift your head to look at him.
He’s avoiding eye contact but you could tell that he was trying to help, even if a little bit.
“Yeah, you’re right.” You fully straighten up and think about the objective at hand,
“What the hell’s gotten into me?” You knew that this new view of Bakugo was what was taking over your mind.
All you could think of was how easy it was for him to lift you and how that’ll possibly come in handy later on.
“Didn't realize you were such a pussy.” Bakugo lowly chuckles, earning a little laugh from you and a light punch in the chest.
“Shut up.” You roll your eyes, gradually becoming more comfortable in your current position.
Maybe being in this predicament with Bakugo wasn’t so bad after all.
The game went on and a lot happened.
Deku and Uraraka ended up having to stare at each other with only a centimeter of space between them for 30 seconds and you didn’t think you’ve ever felt more tension in your life.
Uraraka ended up having to tell Deku she liked him and he looked like he was going to pass out from embarrassment .
Momo and Todoroki ended up giving each other a little peck, which you and Bakugo agreed wasn’t nearly enough.
Jiro and Kaminari ended up playing 7 minutes in heaven with each other and let’s just say there was a lot of rumbling and commotion in the closet.
Both of them came out looking very disheveled.
You cheered for Jiro, always secretly hoping that they’d end up together.
Lida ended up giving Tsu a stiff lap dance, which was more than entertaining to watch.
But in round 3 is when things got kind of bad.
Shiozaki from class 1-B ended up making out with Kirishima and you could see Mina's usual happy demeanor drop.
And for you in round 4, while still sitting on Bakugos lap, Monoma from class 1-B was dared to play fire truck with you (A.e. the game where you go up someones leg until their uncomfortable and they begin to make siren sounds.).
You, not even being slightly phased, Monoma got half way up your thigh and before you could say anything Bakugo shoved him away, causing him to stumble backwards before he could go any further.
“Fuck this.” You had heard across the room before you could say anything to Bakugo.
Hitoshi had gotten up and stormed out of the room. He was fuming and you honestly couldn’t help but laugh at his childish behavior.
Another reason you were glad that was done with.
Monoma went back to his seat cursing out Bakugo under his breath and gripping his hand that Bakugo was a little too rough with.
Now back to him..
“Dear Katsuki?”
“No.”
“Wanna tell me what that was about?”
“Nothin to talk about.”
“Someone seemed jealous.” You nag him poking his chest.
“Fuck off.”
“That’s not a no Katsukiiii.” you begin to bounce on his lap a little out of excitement.
Out of nowhere, he sternly grabs your hips to keep you from bouncing.
“(Y/n), you're going to wake up something you won’t be able to put down.” Bakugo slightly growls near your ear still gripping you tightly.
His hot breath causing a shiver to run down your spine.
“What? Did I strike a nerve, princess?” He whispers this time.
What the hell’s gotten into him?
Bakugo knew what he was doing and knew that he should probably stop but the way you were reacting to him only made it harder to stop.
Literally. Harder.
“Bakugo, what the fuck has gotten into you?” You aggressively whisper, trying to make sure that Kirishima didn’t hear anything.
“Nothin, just playing the game.” A cocky smirk was sprawled across his face and you wanted nothing more than to wipe it off.
“Fine, I think I may play your game too.” He turns his attention to you not sure how to take that.
Just as you both turned your attention back to the game, Kirishima had just finished his truth and was passing the hat to Bakugo.
Instead of just making you grab the hat like you’ve been doing and you letting him pick from there, he grabs the hat himself this time with one hand and reaches his other arm around you to grab his truth out of the hat.
He reads the paper silently to himself and answers.
“Her.” He motions to you with his thumb.
Everyone boo’s him for not reading the dare out loud and he leans back in the chair not caring.
Lucky for everyone, Kirishima steals the paper away from Bakugos hand and reads it aloud.
“If you could take one person here home tonight to create your fantasies with, who would it be? And you said (Y/n)? Pretty bold of you pal.”
Kirishima nudges Bakugo in the side and everyone whistles at the two of you.
Bakugo punches Kirishima, immediately knocking him out.
At this point you both had gotten used to the attention and commotion from everyone about the two of you.
It’s already been about 5 rounds of that.
But of course Bakugo couldn't handle himself and ended up injuring someone at least every round, but you were still having fun.
“Truth or Dare?” Bakugo beats Momo to the punch of asking you.
“Dare.” You smirk.
“Then choose wisely.” He holds out the hat to you, and you dip your hand into it while keeping eye contact with him.
You had never let yourself fully flirt with Bakugo before but you had to admit this change of pace was intriguing.
And seeing Bakugo so daring was really turning you on.
You pull out a piece of paper, unfolding it, and you’re almost mortified by the sentence.
But you weren’t going to back down from a game with Bakugo.
“ Make out with the person to the right of you for 1 minute.”
You look over at Kirishima who is passed out.
“Well Kirishima is passed out, so what do I do now?” You ask Momo.
“I’ll make an exception to this dare and say the person you’re sitting on instead of to the right of you.” She innocently smiles at you and before you can even turn to Katsuki, he’s already grabbed you by the side of your face and captured your lips.
You squeak in surprise, looking at Katsuki, who’s eyes are already closed.
Once he notices that you’re not responding to him he moves back looking at you.
“Kiss back Idiot and you complete your stupid mission.” He searches your eyes for any type of reaction.
You ponder in thought completely forgetting about you and Urarakas deal at this point, all you knew is that if you actually let yourself get into this kiss, you wouldn’t be able to hold yourself back.
But fuck it.
You position yourself to straddle Katsuki, grab him by by the sides of his face, and lean in.
He immediately wraps one of his arms around your waist and places the other hand on the side of your face.
You can’t help but think of how wrong it is to be doing something so passionate in front of an audience but at the same time, it was hot.
The both of your lips molded together almost perfectly, him being completely dominant and you letting him be in total control.
His tongue slid over you bottom lip and you decide, that you’ve let him have his way for long enough.
He tries to slip tongue and you deny it by teasingly pinching his side.
He grunts, slipping the hand that was on the side of your face, down to your throat. He lightly squeezes, breaking away from you just to kiss down your jaw with wet sloppy kisses.
You unexpectedly moan out, and before you can cover your mouth from embarrassment, Bakugo takes that as an opportunity to go back to your mouth, quickly slipping his tongue in.
You try to fight him back with your tongue but you’re already too indulged in him. Your mind feeling too clouded to even maintain the little bit of control you had.
As his tongue wanders your mouth and you try to explore his, you’re filled with ecstasy.
Your hips have a mind of their own as they begin to lightly grind into his growing bulge.
He roughly grabs your hips, guiding them along with his as he tries to alleviate some of the friction in his pants.
Your hands rake through his hair and you tug on it as he deepens the kiss.
Jesus Christ. There was no way in hell you’d be able to resume the game after this without it being torture.
“Time...!” Momo hesitantly yells.
She didn’t know if it was polite to interrupt but at the same time she knew that if that went on any longer she’d have to move the party to another room.
“ Not for us..” Bakugo says under his breath and before you knew it he was hoisting you up with one arm over his shoulder, your hands flying to cover the exposed ass that your shorts weren’t covering.
“Katsuki put me down, now.” You try to demand, knowing that he wasn’t going to listen.
“ I told you not to wake up something you won’t be able to put down.” Bakugo says like he wasn’t a part of it and punches Kirishima on the shoulder, as his goodbye.
He wakes up from being passed out to see me and Bakugo.
“Oh hey, where are you guys going?” He rubs his eyes, not sure what was going on.
“ Leaving, bye.” Then the two of you are on the way out the door.
Bakugo swats your hands from covering your ass knowing how uncomfortable that probably was for you covering your exposed skin with his own arm.
Not that hanging upside down over his should wasn't the most uncomfortable part.
You roll your eyes knowing that this was probably just some huge power trip for him.
“ Wait wait.” You hit his back making him stop before you guys exit the room.
You prop yourself up by pushing yourself up on the crook of his back and looking up at Uraraka.
She smiles at you and gives you the thumbs up.
“It’s your turn.” You mouth at her, causing her face to immediately flush red next to Deku.
“You done?” Bakugo asks over his shoulder.
“Yup, let’s go.”
He immediately takes off walking through the party with you over his shoulder.
Hushed whispers and whistles are heard as you both make your way down the stairs.
“ Do you realize how embarrassing this is?” You try to hide your face in his shirt
“ Like I care.”
Just as you’re about to reach the door to leave you hear Hitoshi’s dumb ass.
“Of fucking course, you’re so predictable (Y/N).” You peer up from Bakugos back to see Hitoshi leaned up against the wall by the door.
“Hey, put me down, please.” You lightly pats him on the back, and he gently sets you down.
“Hitoshi, why can’t you just lets things go?”
“Because my ex, is busy acting like a sex deprived slut not even 5 hours after we broke up.” By now a crowd started forming around you two.
“What the hell did you say?!” Bakugos fingers start firing off as he tries to reach Hitoshi but your hand goes up to his chest stopping him.
“I got this Katsuki.”
“No (Y/N), he’s not going to-”
“Hey, thanks but no. Stand down.” you put your hand up for him to stop talking.
Before he could say anything else, you turn back towards Hitoshi.
“Me being sex deprived is your dicks fault, but I’m a slut for playing a game?”
“No, you’re a slut because you’ve had eyes for him since we started dating and everyone knows it.” He points at Bakugo .
“And you’ve been Mr. Perfect? Isn’t there like video evidence to prove otherwise?”
You hear Bakugo ask someone behind you, what you were talking about.
At this point you knew Hitoshi was fucked but it was his fault and it’s been a long time coming now.
You were tired of him calling you a slut and blaming everything on you.
And hell, it would be great to see Bakugo send him flying.
Little did you know, someone was showing Bakugo the video of Hitoshi cheating .
Hitoshi was silent after that and so was the room, everyone waiting on the next move.
“You son of a bitch!” Bakugo lightly shoves you to the side, and punches Hitoshi straight in his face.
You scream in shock, not expecting Bakugo to knock him down so soon.
The whole party is watching by now and everyone’s going crazy.
Bakugo grabs Hitoshi from the floor by his collar, lifting his arm for another punch, this time his fist glowing from using his quirk.
Before things get ugly, you grab his fist, absorbing his quirk.
“Katsuki, can we please just go?” You grab the middle of his bicep trying to pull him off of Hitoshi.
His whole body rising and falling from him breathing so hard. He doesn’t move from over Hitoshi as he stares him down, still gripping his collar.
Bakugo leans down to his ear, whispering:
“I just hope you fucking know that I’m going to take her to my place and fuck her senseless. Better than you ever could and I’ll make sure to make up for lost time too.” He smirks giving him two taps on the face and letting his collar go.
Hitoshi falls to the floor with a bloody nose and mouth but his pride hurt more than anything.
The whole school knew he wasn’t shit now.
He turns his head to the side, spitting some of the blood out of his mouth, on to the floor.
“FUCK YOU BOTH!” He yells at the two of you.
You laugh at him and flip him off right before Bakugo sweeps you off of your feet again bridal style and your arms fly around his neck for support.
The both of you walk straight out of the party and from there to Bakugos car.
You take his car keys from his pocket, knowing he’d find it difficult to unlock the car with you in his arms.
“Hey, what did you say to him just now?” You unlock the car as the two of you reach it and he goes over the the passenger side, opens the door, and sets you down in the seat.
“Hmmmm?” He acts as if he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
You punch his shoulder, and laugh at him, earning a small smile from him that he tried to wipe off of his face before you noticed.
But of course you did.
He closes your door for you as you get buckled in.
He makes his way around to his side and gets in, starting the car.
“ Let’s get the fuck out of here.” Bakugo immediately starts reversing the car putting his hand behind your head rest and reversing with one hand.
Oh how you loved when he did that.
Just as he was about to pull away from Momo's estate, he stops the car looking both ways on the clear street.
“So what exactly did you tell him again?” You say placing a hand on the side of his face and bring him in for a kiss.
You catch him by surprise and before he can respond, you pull away, leaning back in your seat and resting your left hand on your thigh.
He looks over at you to see you staring back at him with doe eyes waiting for a response.
He couldn’t believe how good you looked at this very moment.
“You’ll find out when we get back to my place.” He smirks placing his hand over yours and pulling away from Momo’s house.
TO BE CONTINUED..... :)
Thank you guys for reading, let me know if you want a part two and if I had any grammar issues that you caught on to :)
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