Life Is Like A Taxi

The meter keep ticketing whether you move or just standing still.

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[twitblr]

[tropconnu]

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

[mccaine]

[animentality]

We as a generation cannot let avatar the last airbender ever fade from public consciousness.

Show it to your kids.

[grandkanye-deactivated20130827]

[blackgirlsvevo]

[afairfight]

“Best question ever, by the way.” “Best question ever.”

[wordsofdiana]

I love this at the same time i hVe no idea why they dont normally get to wear socks

[tohkyo]

[topherchris]

[brendenfraser]

look at the rock’s reaction to accidentally getting his titty touched

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[block]

Who hurt you

My expectations

[classicartmeme]

[roseafloweret]

[lightheartedsuggestion]

PSA: stretch marks are beautiful and normal

[sebastiandebeste-archive-deacti]

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

[grawly]