kitlers shall rule the world

Irene.21.Dublin. Wannabe hermit crab 

[mysharona1987]

[swannheda-deactivated20170601]

when you continue to watch that shitty ass tv show because your fav is in it

[thorgyorgy]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

me , avoiding eye contact with the mirror : oh that was a close one !!!!

[haiku-robot]

me avoiding eye contact with the mirror : oh that was a close one

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[legendofbisexuals-old-deactivat]

quick, someone who’s never seen scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed explain what’s happening

[nyctosaurid]

not possible everyone’s seen scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed

[always-a-pleasure]

[princesconsuela]

which michael scott are you today?

[danielkanhai]

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

[sheriffsunshine]

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

[inwincible-mutton-chops]

Tbh, I always saw my mom check the eggs in the carton and for the longest time I didn’t know why and everytime I went out and bought eggs I’d copy her because that’s what everyone does, open the carton. So I’d always just end up staring at an open carton of eggs in the grocery store thinking “Yes. These are eggs”. And I’d buy them. 

[cutlaska-deactivated20221219]

When Sony gives you a blank check and you use it to make your famous actor friend do weird shit.

[darkslayer092]

They’ve come so far.

[gutterballgt]

Give them their hair back??

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Freshman year vs senior year

[art-nimals]

about me

[awwww-cute]

[beachdeath]

[stability]

he deserves it

[buzzfeed]

lmao

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

[babyanimalgifs]

this is so cute