Dazzling Deity

(It's not a phase)

[glengi-deactivated20211220]

cool advice from dark souls

[artydorksout]

[meandsatan]

Autocorrect why

[buttfaceandme]

zad: why would i stab raphael

autocorrect: u gotta

[meandsatan]

im gonna stab you assface

[dazzlingdeity]

OH LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

Y’know that new merch for undertale that just came out? The site has a suspicious little link at the bottom of the page....

[animefan106]

Father’s Day Headcanon

Some Underworld Capital Incident headcanons for Father’s Day mainly created by nicersugar and takeofucker on the  獄都事変 NETWORK.  Also, I’m editting the wording from the discussion because I am keeping it for the General Public so cursing won’t happen… much:

Rokkaku took all the escorts fishing at some point in their lives (#justdadthings)

Rokkaku making those horrible dad jokes (#justlittledadthings)

“Rokkaku trying to get into Kirishima’s interests by using his deviantart account as a reference ‘uh hey son wanna inflate’.”

Rokkaku watching the game during the wee hours of the morning

Rokkaku tossing the good old football with his family (I’m sure a lot of people got hit in the face lol)

Making poorly done barbeque (Some of the meat ended up as burnt as the color of his skin)

Never finishing house projects

Mowing the lawn (The grass is  as perfectly cut as possible and meticulously trimmed trees are all around the building)

Doing that old man sigh thing and having Kirishima sit on his leg for an old man lecture: “You see Kirishima, when I was your age-” “Yeah like 500 years ago.” “…” SIGH

Rokkaku teaching the escorts how to shave.

Kinoshita somehow manages to end up shaving off his eyebrows.

Nicersugar has a thing for Kirishima which is why he’s used as an example but feel free to have any of the escorts be in his position as well.  I honestly would have preferred Saeki for the “When I was your age” thing because he could totally pull that off with an innocent face and completely oblivious when he was small so Rokkaku kind of has a hard time handling him surprisingly.

Anyway, Happy Father’s Day Rokkaku!!!

[elasticitymudflap]

i can never face my family again

[inabasket]

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

[wlwgang]

So my dad took away my laptop because I wouldn’t give him the password. I wasn’t even allowed to type it in, he demanded to know the password to my personal computer because he thinks I’m “ doing things I’m not supposed to do. ” My sister is not, and never has been, held to the same standard when it came to passwords on her own phone etc. But my parents always suspect me of being “up to something” and will randomly ask to use my computer/ know the password, and when I say no, they get mad at me. In the past, they have taken away my devices and looked through them, which cased me a lot of anxiety and is part of the reason I don’t like it when people use my computer or go through the camera roll on my phone. Even as I type this, I’m being asked what I’m doing. If you think parents demanding to know the passwords to their child’s personal devices is a breach of privacy please reblog

[scoopstrooptv]

my parents do the same thing it’s torture

[eviltessmacher]

As a parent, you don’t get privacy until you are on your own. My house, my rules, my money, my decision.

Don’t like it?

Too bad.

I am the parent here. I’m not your friend. I’m your father.

[justfunnyreblogs-deactivated201]

Literally kids are not your prisoner??? There’s a difference between being protective and being controlling.

[a-kir-a-deactivated20191025]

“You don’t get privacy until you’re an adult” like what the fuck. You’re one of those piece of shit parents that thinks taking away bedroom doors and making their kids hold sandwich board signs on busy roads is appropriate punishment aren’t you? Children and teens are still fucking people and still deserve respect. If you can’t even respect your child how do you expect to teach them to respect others?

[jewishwitch-deactivated20150710]

AS A PARENT YOU DON’T GET PRIVACY UNTIL YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN. If I suspect you’re doing drugs or talking to someone way older than you or sneaking out at night, your privacy becomes my business. You’re living under MY roof, and I bought that computer, that phone, and pay for the service that runs it. Sorry, Charlie. It’s my job as a parent to make sure you’re safe and I will exercise the UNALIENABLE right to invade your privacy.

[florafen]

The mindset parents have of “my house my rules / I bought you that phonecomputertabletetc so I can go through it” is a huge contributer to anxiety, depression, self harm, and suicide in kids and teens and if anyone is defending, condoning, or practicing that behavior I hope to god they get their kids taken away from them. Nobody deserves to grow up under an iron fist of emotional abuse.

[sleepwalk-living]

dude it’s one thing to be looking out for your kid and another to be like “privacy doesn’t exist because you are vulnerable and i am in a position of power.

being overprotective of your kid is NOT going to help them. it’s fucking savage.

my mom let my sisters and i do whatever we wanted [obvs within reason] and punished us when we did bad shit and we came out just fine. we’re honest people and nothing fucked us up. my friend with overprotective and invasive parents? she sneaks out for a social life. she can’t let people touch her things without almost crying because her dad would confiscate her things as she was using them to make sure she wasn’t selling drugs or sexting. sometimes she compulsively lies about small things and admits to lying later because she knows it’s was stupid to do it in the first place and she developed OCD from her father reprimanding her for not being clean enough [even though she’s a spotless person] she will have anxiety attacks over being in a messy environment because of the panic her dad put into her while growing up. she’s almost twenty and you know what she did? she asked me to cover for her so she could go on a date. SHE IS TWENTY NEXT MONTH AND ASKED ME TO LIE TO HER PARENTS IF THEY ASKED ME WHERE SHE WAS. she was on a date!! dating! because she was afraid her dad would fucking ground her. the sad part is, he probably would have if he found out! they created an environment of distrust and she has to fight it to be able to hang out with people who weren’t even gonna get her in trouble.

yall wanna be like “privacy doesn’t exist for children and teens. no teens can be trusted.” but fact is, you’re gonna force your kid into being untrustworthy because you think it’s healthy to be controlling.

sorry. you’re a shitty parent. unless you have proof or grounds for violating privacy in order to keep your kid safe, you are abusive and controlling and a sack of shit for having 0 respect for your children.

[cana---alberona]

Natsu is love, Natsu is life.

>I was only a teenage weeaboo >I loved Natsu so much, I had all the Japanese merchandise and illegal anime episodes >I pray to Natsu every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given >“Natsu is love” I swoon; “Natsu is life” >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Natsu >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I’m crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it’s really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It’s Natsu >I am so Happy He whispers into my ear “This is my house.” >He grabs me with his powerful dragon-slayer hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I’m ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Natsu >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Natsu >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Natsu >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Natsu looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all over now.” >Natsu leaves through my window >Natsu is love. Natsu is life.

[dazzlingdeity]

nATSU MUST BE FLAMMMINNNNGG (my own pun just gave me cancer)

[dazzlingdeity]

I saw people making their souls. So after not getting an hour of sleep I decided this is my one true soul.

[dazzlingdeity]

oOps

I dont know what to photoshop. Ill think of something soon.

Perhaps

[dazzlingdeity]

Pizza bagels, of course.

[dazzlingdeity]

Diance<Magikarp

Debate

[nomarou]

最近よく見るやつ

[dazzlingdeity]

This is beautiful just

[chimakiisane]

WAAAAH there's scene stuff? What's the item? and the scenes?? (sorry for asking but i'm interested in this!!)

I don’t really want to give away the item since it’s a big key to unlocking the true ending D:

As for the scene stuff, there are six spectres scattered around Areas 1 and 2 of zone 3 that you must talk to (two of them don’t count as ‘must’ cause you’re pretty much forced to talk to one to progress and the other just kind of happens) that will unlock a hidden scene and battle.

[dazzlingdeity]

GUYS I THINK ITS THOSE OLD PAGES AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE GAME

[dazzlingdeity]

Lint and Clint Eastwood. Am I an American hero yet

[screamingiggle]

About Food

vvvv

(( ATTENTION : Please put on "Be Our Guest", from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. the following song matches the first stanza. ))

^^^^

I DECIDED TO STOP EATING. I DON’T WANT TO BECOME LIKE THEM.

(Sorry (not ?) for the long post. This comic took me ages and i’m proud of it, yay ! To the german people reading this, sorry if i made a typo, argh. I know that offenkartoffel is just baked potatoes (i suppose ?) but i thought the word was funny so i put it there ))

[dazzlingdeity]

THIS

[dazzlingdeity]

Remember, if you think people don't like you, they'll never put you at the level of hate Seneca should be addressed with

[dazzlingdeity]

I FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL THING IN MY FILES