LIGHT 'EM UP

[wreckbex]

They renovated Walt and still didn’t include a smash room? That’s bunk. Anyone down to help me make one of our own?

[dazzlinglux]

I’d be so down for that. I love smashing things! I’m sure you could find some like...abandoned alley to set one up in or something. And charge like $15 a head to smash some garbage. 

[dazzlinglux]

do you want to marry delia j?

Of course! Definitely not right now, but someday. I think she’d actually murder me if I even thought about proposing before we graduate. 

HONESTY HOUR!

[dazzlinglux]

do you like your roommates?

No, I hate living with two other athletes that I can talk sports and stuff with all day long. It’s the worst. I hate having roommates who share my interests. 

ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.

[dazzlinglux]

🌻

I’m a Team Leader over at Tigger’s trampoline gym now, and I’m not gonna lie, it’s the best first job a guy can have. 

SEND ME ‘🌻’ AND I’LL TELL YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.

[dazzlinglux]

After Walt would you like to stay a human?

Yep, I’d totally love to never be able to illuminate anything ever again. 

ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.

[dazzlinglux]

TEXT || LUFELIA

Ofelia: I was nauseous the entire time I was home in Pixie Hollow. I couldn't figure out why and then as soon as I was back in my ~newly renovated~ cottage and opened up my closet I was instantly cured. The leaf dresses and flower petal skirts were LITERALLY making me want to vomit.

Lux: I agree like 90%. The other 10% is that I do miss my little acorn hat while I'm in Walt. It might just be a security blanket thing.

[dazzlinglux]

text 💬 luxeah 👀

Leah: Just saw a squirrel do a backflip out off of someone's roof. You should probably put the thing on the cheerleading squad, it looked like an audition if I ever saw one.

Lux: I don't have that power yet 😩 Next semester, though, hopefully. Maybe I can adopt it to get back at DJ for all the times she's been around me covered in dog hair.

[dazzlinglux]

🌻

I’m going for head cheerleader come Fall! Wish me luck. 

Send 🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever the fuck I want.

[dazzlinglux]

TEXT 💬 LUNNIE

Ronnie: Stoooop pretending you're too cool for fantasy football, it's fun! It's just more fun when you don't draft a bunch of dudes who break their ankles and collarbones and brains!

Ronnie: I'd totally keep playing stuff if I had a broken ankle, I'm way tougher than these big babies! Maybe I should be in the NFL.

Lux: I'm not pretending. I definitely am too cool for FF. But I agree -- you SHOULD be in the NFL. Don't let any patriarchy stop you.

[dazzlinglux]

TEXT 💬 LUNNIE

Ronnie: Why is my fantasy football team SO bad?!?!

Lux: Cause your expectations are higher! If they weren't YOUR FF team you wouldn't care how they're doing. Which is why I don't put my energy into FF.

[claragrim]

Clara was feeling very out of place at the Beach Bash. Everyone had their close knit group of friends they were hanging out with, and she had come alone and would probably spend the majority of it alone too. It was her fault, of course, she wasn’t the type to put herself out there, but that’s why she was here. To change that. To be fun. Taking a deep breath, she bounded up to the first group of people she saw, praying that they’d be nice. “Hey! Do you mind if I hang out with you? I have snacks.” She held up her lunch pail she’d stuffed with all kinds of candy and chips. “And I’m actually killer at most games. I have incredible hand-eye coordination for someone who’s never actually played a sport.” 

[dazzlinglux]

Lux had been hiding out after he and Delia J got caught on the Kiss Cam. He didn’t know what to do -- he hadn’t even figured out what happened until Ember texted him about seeing his makeout session displayed on the big screen. Of course he and DJ were now in a trend of accidentally getting their intimate moments exposed on camera. He glanced around as Clara spoke to him and stammered through a response. “Uh -- I’m actually trying to kind of lay low today. But if you’re into like, card games or something I could chill with you here.” Before the Pixie Hollow national guard comes to behead me or something, he thought. 

[dazzlinglux]

gizmoskellington‌:

If true crime podcasts scare you, you should come to Halloweentown. That’ll really do it to you. It doesn’t scare me, but I love Root of Evil. It’s literally so wild. 

You can pass me on that. I’m a fairy, man, I’d get eaten in Halloweentown so fast. What’s Root of Evil? 

[dazzlinglux]

aybaby‌:

Excuse me? How the hell are we best friends and true crime freaks you out this bad! Now that I’m a #LongDistanceWifey, I love going to bed listening to my new favorite podcast about Cults in the dark and those are Not easy listens by any means! What podcasts are you listening to anyway?

Because it’s true! I was into your cryptid stuff with monster fucking and whatnot, but crimes that have actually happened are freaky! I listen to My Favorite Murder and This Podcast Will Kill You. Cults are different though, I think. They’re fascinating. 

[fuckinfakes]

[dazzlinglux]

I’ve fallen into a hole of true crime podcasts and now I can’t sleep with the lights off. Love that for me. This is almost as bad as when my cottagemates were out of town after I went and saw Us (2019). 

[dazzlinglux]

dagnyjuniper‌:

Unfortunately my fun has been rained on by a newly bitter roommate, so party plans have been put on the back burner for now. I’m not sure many people would’ve turned up anyways unless I invited the “popular” crowd. You know me, my fun is never not wholesome. But you and Delia J are always welcome to come hang out with me and Fab even if you two aren’t together. I’ve put the whole leaked sex tape thing behind me and can look at you without wanting to bury your head in the sand.

Oh booo, throw the party anyway! Don’t let a lame roommate bring you down. The popular crowd, meaning like the @ pack? I’m in the @ pack so I could just bring a couple cool kids myself, you know. Yeah, I think it’s best if DJ and I stay...apart. It was a pretty messy breakup, it’d be hard on both of us. I appreciate you being able to look past the accidental sex tape, though. I’m sorry you’ve ever had to see my pasty ass ass. 

[dagnyjuniper]

For probably the first time in my life I feel like throwing a party for more people than just me and Fab, so party planners this is an open call for help! I’d love an end of classes barbecue summer fun party, but I’m kinda lacking in the guest list department. Do I open it up to Walt High as well as Walt U? Do I make it an open invite or invite only? Advice? 

[dazzlinglux]

Wow, never would’ve pegged you as the party-throwing type, Dagny! Good on you. Um, I’d say it depends on what kind of party you’re trying to throw when it comes to the guests. If you’re trying to throw a rager, maybe don’t invite the baby brigade, but if you’re into some wholesome fun, then why not?