useless gay vampire blog

i'm a space witch and i yell a lot my name is grim. i like space colors, and i have a bunch of fandoms i cry about. row row, fight the power. she/her/hers, 21+, queer af. please ask before following!

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[pollofrita]

what the fuck happened to our collective sense of humor like this is so stupid yet here I am stifling laughter in an opera rehearsal

[dazzlingscream-blog]

I AM STRUGGLING WITH PELICANOS SO HARD

[chmartx]

Hi.. uhm.. I’m still alive!!! I was just feeling a bit unwell art-wise.. OTL

Well, even if I were dead, I’d resurrect myself just to draw these two cause it’s KORRASAMI WEEK! HURRAAAH!!!! 

[murphycooper-deactivated2017072]

ok but hear me out, quidditch games in the middle of the night

all students praying mcgonagall wont find them out

begging hermione to be the judge of the game

the students playing IN THEIR PJ’S

all houses playing together it’s a mess

draco complaining about everything but begrudgingly having the time of his life 

“malfoy honestly you are gonna slip off that broom in those silk pj’s”

slytherins and hufflepuffs vs gryffindors and ravenclaws

they do it almost every friday night

hagrid watches every single game and cheers for everyone equally

the house elves all know and prepare them a feast of junk food after every game

they have sleepovers at each other’s common rooms after the game because they are too exhausted to go to their own

“can we crash in the slytherin dorm today”

house unity AT ITS FINEST no one gives a fuck

they are all tired af but no one wants to go to sleep so SLEEPOVERS

everyone having extra mattresses under their beds for these occasions

the paintings helping them sneak out by warning them if there’s a teacher coming or not

THE TEACHERS NEVER FINDING OUT (actually they all know they just pretend they don’t)

[potions-and-potters]

FINALLY! A Harry Potter universe headcanon that isn’t sad

[meandyoudotws]

[lithping]

name us and the contract will be sealed

[dazzlingscream-blog]

for the record @sailorbadger, @rocketonthemoon is sitting next to me right now as we go through my dashboard and he just went “BADGER NO. BADGER WHY.”

[galactic-castle]

[dazzlingscream-blog]

idk what’s going on in the snk fandom right now but my dash is full of eruri and it’s fucking perfect thank u @memosfromakutagawa

[sailorfailures]

tag yourself i’m mosquito coil

[disimilate]

[endersjane]

The most spectacular moment in all of Cirque du Soleil

[dazzlingscream-blog]

it’s not that i’m bad at keeping in touch it’s that i’m a testy motherfucker 

and if i notice that i’m the one putting the work in i back off hard

and then if we “lose touch” well 

well

isn’t that fucking telling

[fairymascot]

tfw your small femme gf can lift you with her pinky

based on this glorious headcanon post, which watered my crops and paid my taxes. please fullview! 1 2 3 4

[dazzlingscream-blog]

@rocketonthemoon IT ME THO

[nim-lock]

Happy Star Trek 50th Anniversary! 

I’m so excited! Here’s the main cast as cats!!

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[galpha-homega]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

im gonna have to stop u rite there pal…. what the hap is fuckening on here…

[worldhammerer-old]

date a girl who will storm heaven and devour God

[the-night-wizard]

Well considering both of those are imaginary that would require a very delusional girl to pull that off.

[worldhammerer-old]

congratulations! you are easily the most boring person to have interacted with my web content.

[thefederalistfreestyle]

Can You Name This Hamilton Song From Just One “Yo”? Take Our Quiz.

Hamilton is a musical that delights in—and is largely about—the power of language. But it also understands that, if delivered with enough attitude, a lot can be conveyed with even just a single, somewhat nonsensical monosyllable. (Something that all great rappers understand very well.)

So we made this quiz: Can you identify each Hamilton character and song from just one yo?

yo… how’d you do?

[dazzlingscream-blog]

I got a 10 out of 10 and I’m damn proud of that