Fresh memes, unnecessary Takes

28.  they/she

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[beardedmrbean]

[mydoctor]

a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like

[gelphienation]

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

[dailycatsblog]

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[fairycosmos]

there used to be things to watch on youtube

[bruzum]

[eddiesilverstar]

HEARTS AND FLOWERS 🚒 9-1-1 Season 9 Episode 18

[nihiltism]

for reference on what I mean when I say "to be a tumblr user you have to get used to blocking people", I just blocked a person for saying they don't like mourning dove noises. this is a game to me.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese