[lesbianshepard]

funniest statements from the magnus archives in no particular order: 

spiders, but they hate you personally

that one guy who was paid to keep a clearly fucked up coffin in his living room and just decided to fucking ignore the weird shit. (king)

band that is so bad at music that you die

a pile of worms stole my phone and texted my coworkers

man who admits he killed another man because he had a spooky vampire name

guy who felt the need to just dunk on this one guy for 10 minutes because he was a shitty drug mule. he also got his bones stolen. this is only mentioned at the very end.

twink with knife hands (cool)

Two random men walked in and stole my shipping company

fucked up monsters taking an anatomy class but are very polite and on time so its cool and sort of endearing. 

jon talking about how he has childhood trauma about an evil spider monster. only funny because i’m binge listening to this podcast and last week listened to him make fun of how stupid the idea of an evil spider monster is

bone stealing man shows up again and opens a gym to help people get fucking shredded. 

the plumber who shows up to the middle of a creepy monster circus in the middle of the night, looks at the pipes overflowing with blood, goes “there’s your problem” and just fucking pulls out a mass of flesh and then…leaves.

they literally just let him leave 

monsters have to invite him back to try and kill him again because he was so unfazed the first time

[westernskynaida]

- That guy who got trapped in the spiral for 6 hours only to straight up leave because he was gonna be late to dinner

- Woman feeds hole because she’s too awkward to tell person “I don’t wanna”

- Giant pig makes man scared of pigs. Hey do you want bacon?

[ur-stepdad]

- guy who’s new in town asks about the giant hole in the middle of the street, an old man tells him not to worry about it and spits mud at him and the guy is like “he’s right it’s none of my business”

- guy whose statement begins with “ive probably eaten human flesh but that’s not what i’m here about”

- guy who loves sleeping in graves so much that he becomes evil

[dykedistortion]

Every week Jonny Sims comes into my house and tells me that love is the antithesis of fear and every week he is right

[ezkezpez]

Always knew you crazy kids could make it

[thevoidcannotbefilled]

"Much to think about," Jon says as if I don't get consumed by thoughts for three days straight after every episode every week.

[megan-is-aa]

Idk if I'll ever not be tickled by the tag 'canon-typical worms' on ao3

[awellboiledicicle]

if i was more coherent i’d write some meta about how martin’s willingness for violence now relates to the fact that violence and anger are easy emotions to process in contrast to the more messy, complicated emotions of love and jealousy and existential distress. And how people like him, who have suffered in silence for quite a long time, lose their fucking minds when they realize a much easier path is to do extreme harm until the emotions calm down and all you have to deal with is physical pain and the nausea of adrenaline, because its easier. It is easier to scream and hurt and harm than it is to keep being calm and processing your emotions when you’re so stressed, and you realize the valve exists to let off pressure, even if it will suffocate you too.

And if i was more coherent i’d add in that he’s being possessive of jon, because when you spend so long telling yourself the only way you can be loved or shown any kindness is to be Useful until you’re Not, you get overwhelmed with the fact someone might care about you without conditions. It’s not healthy, and it will inevitably lead to destructive behavior, but it’s not impossible to correct. The idea that it’s all more of the same is easier to slide into, than the idea that things aren’t all perfect and happy all the time, because one takes work and the other just takes hating yourself. And one is more familiar. One is easier. But it is not impossible to learn easy is not always best, and hard is not always impossible. 

It is hard to learn how to be in a healthy relationship if all you know are toxic, conditional relationships. It is hard to process trauma when you have no tools and feel like you have to also help someone else process trauma. You will be your ugliest, emotionally, while working through shit. And it will hurt and it will be hard, but it is not impossible. 

If i was more coherent i’d comment that Martin’s jealousy of Oliver is an extension of the inner doubt saying “He’s settled for you, because he had no other option.” An extension of “You’re always the last choice, and you will always be, even in the literal end of the world.” It is not true and it is not kind to himself, but those are the lies a mind tells itself after so long believing it true. 

But i am not coherent, so this will have to suffice.

[sodypap]

I am divided atm because on the one hand:

Jealous Martin? VERY CUTE. Fond laughter/teasing from Jon @ jealous Martin? EXTREMELY GOOD. Oliver Banks? LOVE THE GUY

on the other hand:

Hey Martin? Hey Martin, my sweet boy? Can you maybe chill the fuck out please what is going on with you

[bee-a-ts]

Jonathan Sims: "On the first and last day of the age of the Beholding, I begin my vigil into the doom of Danika Gelsthorpe."

Me, named Danika, a hypochondriac: "Dude what the fuck."

[jaearts]

mag 167 - curiosity

[jonnysims]

He’s trying

(based on this)

[lliliiarts]

Statement givers are still too scared to try any form of direct contact so they just post letters to the institute roasting Jon.

[arienigenadelespacio-deactivate]

Finished my Leyendecker study!! The moment i saw that coat i knew i had to draw Basira wearing it (+ close ups)

[honeycakelion]

don’t listen to the blood

[lotrmusical]

the deliberate quality to jon and martin’s relationship is what kills me. they’re both taking it so seriously, they’re constantly doing their best to communicate and to set boundaries. the world is horrible and it would be easy to slip into unhealthy self-sacrificial codependence or into taking out their fear and anger on each other but instead they’re working together and respecting each other’s needs and trying to look after themselves and each other. despite the broken world they’re still both working to build something unbroken and good, together? on purpose? they both care about each other and their relationship so much and they are determined to make it work… love

[jayceart]

Here’s to hoping for happier times 

[yesoksure]

ur designs for mahtin n jon just,,,,,,,,, fill me with so much joy i absolutely love them

Thank you so much!!! I like them a lot and Martin is my absolute fav to draw 8’)

[ehlihr]

pirate!jon!!! you know i love a period themed au

first one is based on the fucking awesome pirate au @tatumsdrawing did on twitter!!! the second is based on ottoman and iraqi pirates i did my own research on bc... its the closest to syrian i could get alright kjsdifjdh anyway!! i love.... pirate