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The Magnus Archives plus many other podcasts. All podcasts tagged. Only tma art, fic, and animations have specific tags | lunagalemaster is my main | she/they | 20+ | white | call me Luna, Lunes, or Lunagale

[sabertoothwalrus]

I bet queerbaiting feels so good. it’s a shame I’ve already established myself as a lesbian who writes gay shit because I’m just imagining the high I would get from writing something where my audience has no expectation of anything more queer than the barest of crumbs, like the real top shelf queerbaity stuff, give them no faith that I’d ever follow through but also give them plenty of material to imagine, and then slap them in the face with the queerest faggiest ending they’ve ever seen. Make my straight fans look like absolute clown shoes. I think the rush I’d get from doing this would be so intensely addicting that it would briefly fix everything wrong with me but since this is a stunt you’d only ever be able to pull off once I would immediately go into cardiac arrest and die

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[nightvaleofficial]

[perl-in-my-head]

"My maps always contain a little too much of Eskew. Impossible corners. Spiralling streets, as fluid and divergent as the black branches of the sycamores. "

@thesiltverses

[nightvaleofficial]

[charl0ttan]

[skinsheddingcycle]

i don't know who needs to see this, but the other day i was half-jokingly explaining how to figure out your ruling tma entity to my sister and came up with this

feel free to disagree but that's exactly how i met mine sooo

[runby2]

very specific situation that happens to me and my partners a lot

[blorbo-court]

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Martin Blackwood (The Magnus Archives)

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Voting ended onJun 20, 2025

[nebulations]

[ID: The season-five cover art of The Magnus Archives, featuring a tape recorder made of green web. End ID]

[sodiumfreak]

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

[ceaseless-tosser]

wouldn't you like to know

[eldragon-x]

drew tma characters in mspaint based on my vague memories of dashboard osmosis

[eldragon-x]

im going to be honest i briefly wondered if hes aroace while making this before going "no i dont think my mutuals would be reblogging yaoi of him if he was aro too"

[lunehowls]

silly transfem jon doodle

[sapphling]

couldn't stop thinking about the thematic potential for a tarot-based naming schema yesterday mostly because i think getting your life incomprehensibly ruined by a girl named The Tower would be, well, kind of hot,

[haveyouheardthispodcast]

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[unaskedformagnustheories]

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(departure from my usual content, apologies for the self-indulgence)

SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES - SEASON FINALE Lyrics under the cut:

Find a Leitner when you’re eight  Take a job at a spooky place Start smoking again way too late Run back toward the worms to grab a tape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Wander tunnels after dark Chop a fractal table into parts Let yourself be framed Shake the hand of an angry living flame Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Don’t let Michael Crew be polite Find yourself facing Daisy’s knife Get skincare advice from a plastic face Decide Distortion is a good escape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Steal a ghost from the hunter’s den Bring a bunch of C4 to The Stranger’s dance Let a man dig in your chest You know, who said you need all your ribs?  Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Walk into a coffin to save someone Look into the heart of a blackened sun Gouge out your eyes in a half-baked flight plan Step into the Lonely cuz it’s taken your man And when it all comes down the that last ending At Martin’s hand, it’s quite possibly The roughest way to die The roughest way die Roughest way to die-ie-ie-ie So many dumb- So many dumb ways to die Be safe around webs. A message from the Archives.

[magnuspanoptes]

too many posts calling jon dumb for shaking jude's hand and this has definitely been pointed out before but i'm going to say it anyway because it's making me. angry. like he obviously knew what was going to happen, he's listened to the uncanny valley statement, he knows jude irreparably damaged someone's entire arm on a whim. the episode opens with him saying, "i'm Not going to shake your hand i'm not stupid" it's just that by the end of it he realises yes, he would put himself through that pain and humiliation if it meant getting what he wanted/Needed (information). that's not idiocy that's a display of desperation and determination (stubbornness, if you want to be less charitable about it but i simply don't think wanting to know what exactly he had gotten himself into when he accepted the job constitutes as a character flaw). it was a business transaction. jude is saying i fed your god with my fear now you feed mine with yours. quid pro quo.