DC & Marvel Imagines Reblogs

[rick-rayson]

Y/n : He doesn't have a single clue behind his eyes does he?

Klarion, giving Y/n the heart eyes for 3 hours straight :

Damian behind him with his katana raised :

Y/n : Klarion, you poor sweet thing.

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Riddler as a dad head cannons?

Congratulations, anon, you have discovered my greatest weakness. Domestic kid fics are literally my favorite things to write??? Please please please send more parenting requests in… I literally have pages of this stuff on a back burner just waiting to be shared.

Edward Nyma + Parenting Headcanons!

Edward is an e x t r e m e l y  proud papa. He will sob tears of joy the moment he gets to hold his baby, and he will see to it that everyone knows how perfect his little angel is, even if he has to take over Gotham’s air waves in order to do it.

100% the fun parent. Like, he’ll be strict with his kid’s grades, but he’s always the one to make funny faces at his baby whenever they’re upset, blow raspberries on their tummy, take them out for ice cream, or play video games with them.

He tries his best, but he’s… not the best with babies (even though he’s an absolute baby hog). He doesn’t like that there’s someone in the household who’s cuter than he is and requires more attention akskzkxksk.

 He’ll do it if he has to, but he will also find any excuse to avoid changing diapers and foist that job onto his partner, he thinks it’s gross as FUCK and he doesn’t want anything to do with it. If he suddenly approaches his s/o with the baby tucked under his arm and says something like “ohhhh the baby has been missing you sooooooo much I can’t stand the idea of depriving them from their parent for a moment longer~” that means the baby needs to be changed.

He finds the lack of verbal communication frustrating. Like he wants to help them!!! He can’t do that if he doesn’t know why his baby is crying!!!

He will absolutely take his baby out on heists, or to do private investigator stuff. He even has disguises for them. Baby-sized mustaches.

He’s a bit better with toddlers! He has enough energy and theatrics to keep a toddler entertained.

He hits his stride with kids and teenagers! He can help them with homework, teach them how to do cool shit on the computer, work on puzzles, embarrass them, and most importantly, fucking destroy them in Mario Kart. Just don’t ask him to do anything that involves going outside, he’d throw out his back if he tries to throw a football, or have an asthma attack if he tries to play tag. Fresh air gives him hives.

He loves his kid so much and he is soooooo proud of literally everything they do. They can blow their nose after sneezing and Eddie will say some shit like “Heh. You see my child? The light of my life? They’re the most considerate person alive, I have literally never met anyone with better hygiene than my precious angel. Can your kid do that? I thought not. Pathetic.”

He’s been stockpiling dad jokes since he was in high school in case he ever became a father. The power high he gets whenever he manages to get his own child to groan at one of his shitty inane puns is literally unmatched. You can’t throw one back at him either, he loves dad jokes and he’s immune to pun-based cringe.

[iwritethat]

Batboys kissing their s/o goodbye before patrol Headcanons

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Bruce Wayne/Batman:

• He sometimes just disappears to go on patrol and it’s up to Alfred to tell s/o where Bruce has gone. In these situations the butler hands them a piece of paper Master Bruce left for them that has “I love you loads x” written on it.

• If he tells his s/o that’s he’s going on patrol though he’ll definitely give them a sweet kiss as well as a hug even if he’s in the Batman suit.

• If Bruce knows he’s going to be out for a while then he’ll make sure to kiss his s/o for longer and tell them he loves and appreciates them no matter what. Also keep the ‘kids’ out of trouble.

Dick Grayson/Nightwing:

• His kisses are probably short and sweet because he knows if he makes them any longer he is not gonna want to leave. There are much more pleasurable ways as to how he could be spending his time right now.

• Instead of long sensual ones, he’ll spread his kisses out, like he’s got to get ready for patrol - kisses his s/o. Changed into his Nightwing suit - kisses his s/o. Actually has to physically leave for patrol - quickly kisses them goodbye. Says “I love you.” or something equally sweet after every one.

• Completely in love with the idea that kissing his s/o before he leaves is his lucky charm and he will always come back to them.

Jason Todd/Red Hood:

• Does the complete opposite, he is going to put all of his effort into kissing his s/o goodbye for the night.

• It’s super passionate and they’re both out of breath by the time he’s finished, if he happens to not make it back then the last memory of his s/o would be him showing how much he loved them.

• If his s/o says “I love you.” Jason melts and has to kiss them again, not as long as the previous one but definitely more loving.

Tim Drake/Red Robin:

• He doesn’t have a specific way to kiss his s/o when he leaves, they vary depending how much of a rush he is in.

• If he is in a rush it’s just a cute mess, he’ll kiss them with the intention of leaving but ends up pulling away and kissing them again. Eventually he does manage to stop himself.

• Sometimes he briefly forgets and will shoot out of the window, only to come back seconds later to place a lingering kiss on his s/o’s lips along with a “Almost forgot.”

Damian Wayne/Robin:

• Damian will not initiate these things, that is up to his s/o. Whenever he informs them that he has to go they end up kissing him so of course he reciprocates. Definitely the one to deepen the kiss.

• He doesn’t object to them though because he secretly enjoys it and it makes him all the more eager to return home to his s/o unscathed. If on the rare occasions he initiates it, it’s usually a kiss to the forehead or nose because he finds his s/o’s reaction cute.

• Makes sure to wish them goodbye in any circumstance, a “I will be back soon beloved.” will service and a pat to Titus telling him to look after his s/o whilst he’s away.

[iwritethat]

Dating Dick Grayson Headcanons

Dating Dick Grayson/Nightwing would include:

>  S/o: Does literally anything Dick Grayson: “I just love you???”

> Dick loves physical affection so whenever he sees you be prepared for some form of touch - PDA is not really an issue for him.

> Forehead kisses, nose kisses, neck kisses , just so many. He aims to kiss you at least twice a day, it’s become a type of ritual that he lives for. Sweet kisses, long sensual kisses, make out sessions - just so many.

> Let’s be honest, there’ll probably a lot of passionate sex if you’re comfortable with it. Dick Grayson is amazing at anything that brings you pleasure.

> Playing with his hair, he doesn’t mind because it’s you but definitely prefers to style it himself.

> Damian loving you, you’re basically a mother figure to him and will happily challenge Grayson for your attention. He comes over randomly and sometimes stays the night after patrol because he thinks so highly of you.

> Dick is so happy you get along with his family, especially Damian, but on some occasions when his little brother stays the night he’s a little frustrated since Dick wanted some personal one on one time with you.

> Even though you’re together he still flirts with you, this includes the odd pick up line that he thought was pretty clever. “Babe - babe!” “Hm?” “Did it hurt?” “Wha - ha no. Dick, if you’re gonna use that ‘fell from Heaven because you’re an angel’ line just keep your mouth shut.” “No no, did it hurt when you fell for me?” “…”

> Finding out he’s Nightwing and probably having a little fun with it before he tells you. Nightwing flirting with you and asking about your boyfriend ‘who’s ass isn’t as good as his’. Answering back with as much wit as you can muster. “Hm, you’d be surprised hero - my boyfriend is a hella hot.” At nights when you’re out alone or returning from somewhere Nightwing will randomly show up to talk to you. Then exchanging information between his egos. “So you think I’m hot (y/n)?” “Dick where did you get that from?” “I might be Nightwing?” Then you have a proper serious conversation about because it’s no laughing matter and his life is at risk every time he leaves for patrol.

> Admiring the Nightwing suit and how well it fits him because damn he looks fine. You mentioned this once and he doesn’t stop teasing you about it, before patrol usually.

> Dick puts so much effort into your dates, he’s hardly around long enough for you to go on regular ones so when you both have the time you can bet he’ll go all out in an attempt to make up for what he’s missed.

> If he gets called away for a mission on dates Dick is really upset about it. Like he’ll answer the phone and his face will just drop, you can tell by his expression that’s he’s got to leave before he even tells you. “(Y/n) I’ve got to -” “I know, go be a hero babe.” “I’m so sorry baby. ” “Dick I get it, now come on you’ve got to save some lives.” “No I - (y/n)…” Even though you’re smiling and desperately trying to get him to suit up and go, he can see in your eyes that you’re upset and that honestly kills him because he’s partly responsible.

> When he gets back he’ll do anything for you, make you breakfast in bed, cuddle, kiss you or any other fun suggestions he can think of. ;)

> Brags about you quite often, his friends know exactly who you are and totally willing to look out for you. “(Y/n) is just -” “Dick shut up. I think (y/n) is great but please shut up.” “Jason they’re -” “I will shoot you.”

> As said before, Dick is really affectionate and it’s so cute. He’ll tell you that he loves you all the time, some are more sincere and loving than others.

> You’re usually up first since Dick is tired from his nightly activities but you start with breakfast and find arms wrapping around your waist with kisses being placed along your shoulder up to your neck courtesy of your boyfriend. “Good morning (y/n).” His voice is still husky from sleep and he mumbles into your neck or ear. “Morning, I’m guessing you want cereal?” “Mmm, that would be my second choice - the first being you.” “Uh huh.”

> Bruce is really happy that Dick has an understanding s/o after everything they’ve been through together, it’s good to have some form of normality. However, they have had their disputes over date interruptions. “You have terrible timing! I was on a date with (y/n)!” “Gotham has terrible timing. This is more important Dick, you can make it up to (y/n).” Batman is trying to keep track of the Joker with Nightwing ranting beside him for pulling him away from yet another date. “No, see this was the ‘make up, please forgive me’ date and you just ruined it!” “The Joker ruined it. Now focus.” Batman solemnly corrected, yes they’ve had this dispute before. “Y'know I was focussed - on the love of my life! Then you come in all dark and brooding because of stupid clown face and his goons over there.” “Speaking of?” “Yeah I got it.” Nightwing just kinda sighs, deciding that the sooner he gets this over with, the sooner he can get back to you.

> Alfred is expecting Grandchildren and fully supports the idea of you are both willing, he’d be so pleased that you have a form of normalcy in your lives.

[iwritethat]

Dating Jason Todd Headcanons

Dating Jason Todd/Red Hood would include:

> As his s/o, Jason has let you see his scars and opened up about his past so he trusts you. A lot. You have just sat there tracing them but as soon as your expression contorts into one of worry, Jason has ceased your hand and brought it to his lips with a reassuring smile. Litters kisses all over you in order to cheer you up whilst reminding you that’s he’s okay as long as he has you in his life.

> Take aways at like 3am, even if you’re not awake he’ll save some for you in case you want it later that day. However if you are up then he’s definitely up for eating with you and asking about your day.

> You’ve got this strange power over him and he’d just do anything for you if you play your cards right. “Jay, please?” “No.” “Come on Red.” “(Y/n), no.” “But baby I need you.” “Shit.”

> Getting along well with the majority of his family, Dick is freaking estactic that ‘little bird’ has gotten a partner.

> You’re basically immune to blood and gore now, it’s gotten to the point where it doesn’t even phase you anymore. Jason hopping in with a gaping cut across his torso or even a bullet wound? “Ok, take off your gear I’ll be back in a minute.” In your calmest tone, your expression doesn’t even falter as he’s dripping blood over the floor. “Jason?! What did you do, (y/n) used to be so innocent!” “Shut up Tim.”

> Stitching him up accompanied by these loving gazes from him because he doesn’t deserve you. If he’s lost a lot of blood you’re in for some pick up lines or literature puns and it’s just exhausting but entertaining. “Babe, I love you. I know I don’t say it but I do?” “Jay, you’ve lost quite a bit of blood.” “Yeah but I still love you, we’re like Romeo and Juliet.” “Yeah. Um - they both died Jay.” “Well we’re half way there.”

> Actually having to kiss him as a distraction so you could pull out a knife this one time - he seriously didn’t want you to touch it. Calling you a bitch immediately after screaming. Jason apologising straight away but you still had to make it up to him.

> Being there after his nightmares, to be honest just seeing you can calm him down a little but he has to touch you in some way to make sure you’re actually there whether it’s intimate or not. You’re still with him, and you’re safe.

> Low-key believes you deserve much better than someone like him, he’s killed people and he has told you this along with the fact that he’s the Red Hood. Better you found out from him on his terms rather than later down the line.

> After everything’s he’s been through, his emotions can be all over the place and sometimes it’s difficult to deal with them so he decides to avoid you for a bit on some occasions in order to get himself together-ish.

> Willing to leave you if you ever want to end things, seriously one word and he’s gone. It’ll kill him and he’d be broken for a while because you are his everything - but he wants what is best for you. Constantly reassuring himself that it’s safer this way as a coping mechanism if you do break up.

> Telling him that he was your favourite Robin, using the ‘first the worst, second the best’ saying, much to his amusement. Dick is not impressed.

> Jason smelling like a combination of gun powder and cigarettes, you’ve grown accustom to it now.

> Letting you borrow his leather jackets and loving when you wear them. It just reminds him that you’re his s/o.

> He does these sweet romantic gestures but plays them off like it’s nothing. “Aw, Jay thank you they’re my favourites.” “(Y/n) it’s nothing, calm down.” Trying to keep his attention on the book his reading, following his nonchalant reply. Then you’re kissing him and he cannot resist you so the book is long forgotten.

> The Bat Family contacting you as a way of checking up on Jason, often covering for him when they call as well. “Oh you want to talk to Jay?” Jason showing a middle finger in the background and you instantly know what that means. “Yeah he’s not here right now, as far as I know he is still in one piece and doing alright…” Your boyfriend giving you a thumbs up in response with a thankful smirk on his face.

> Can get jealous on some occasions, he is willing to punch someone for you. No problems there. Jason is intimidating enough as it is so as soon as he’s kissed you people kinda know to back off. So help any thugs that mess with the Red Hood’s s/o, they’re in for some painful times.

> Meeting Kori and Roy, but almost taking the archer out with a baseball bat when he came over to steal some food from Jason’s apartment. Jason had to catch the bat and explain that this is a regular occurrence, Roy is his annoying best friend accomplice out on the streets. Had to fully explain that Roy was actually pretty awesome when the redhead was out of earshot.

> Playing with his white streak and assuring him it’s pretty badass.

> Being able to match his sarcasm on some occasions and you’re just a formidable team. The Batfam know they can’t win.

> Play fighting, Jason probably lets you win on most occasions, but if not it might end in a make out session.

> I like the idea that Jason can actually cook via learning a few things from Alfred, after living on the streets he thought it’d be useful for the future. So if Jason is in a particularly ‘good’ mood, he’ll cook for you and it tastes amazing. The first time it happens, you don’t believe he did it himself - Roy and Kori had to back him up. It’s a very rare occurrence but if it’s a special event or you just need cheering up then you can bet he’ll cook for you.

> Long sensual kisses every time he leaves for patrol, at least if he doesn’t come back (‘unlikely’ according to Jason) he’s demonstrated how much he loves you in that kiss.

> “I’ve died, been through Hell, brought Hell and after all the shit I’ve done I never thought I’d be in Heaven.” “Jay, what are you -” “Being here with you, heck just kissing you. That’s pure bliss - that’s my Heaven.”

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Dick Grayson Speaking Romani Headcanons

Dick speaking Romani with his s/o:

• If his s/o doesn’t speak fluent Romani then he will happily teach them. It’d be cute and fun,  though he’d probably have you say a few inappropriate things without your knowledge and find himself laughing before telling you.

• However, if his s/o speaks it as well then they’d both slip in and out of Romani during normal conversations.

• Sometimes he doesn’t even notice, it’ll start off in English then drift in Romani but this only happens around his s/o.

• Will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times in Romani when no else understands a word he’s saying and cannot comprehend why you’re getting so flustered.

• Speaking in your alternate language to annoy the team when they’re trying to listen in on your conversations.

• Muttered curses under his breath, you turn to him with a raised brow - the others are oblivious, as far as they’re concerned Nightwing doesn’t swear. How wrong they were.

• He has such a nice accent when he speaks Romani and you’ve told him this before. Dick brushes it off by kissing you saying you have a great accent too, he’s blushing though.

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Dating Damian Wayne Headcanons

Dating Damian Wayne/Robin would include:

>Before you start dating he ‘doesn’t have any feelings for you at all’. None. Maybe he does have feelings for you.

> Probably tried to avoid you for a while in hopes of ‘getting rid of the feelings’ turns out that only made him want to see you more and he just gave up in the end. Obviously didn’t miss you. Maybe missed you a little more than he’d like to admit.

> Speaks to you in Arabic sometimes, mostly for nicknames or compliments since that way you don’t know what he is saying and neither do the majority of his family. Unless you speak/learn Arabic and say something back to him and he’s a little horrified because shit, you understood him this whole time!

> Probably calls you beloved after a while as a way of expressing how he feels.

> Still has difficultly expressing emotions and prefers to show them with his actions. Whether it be displays of affection, gifts or simple things to make you happy.

> “Why did you buy me this, I didn’t think our anniversary was until next month.” “I know just open it.” Damian made the mistake of leaving the price tag on this one time and it has never happened since, he always remembers to take it off from now on. “How much?! No take it back, I cannot accept this - you don’t have to win me over with gifts I love you already. That is too much money to spend on me Dami.” “Beloved, do you like the gift?” “I love it but I can’t -” “Then I’m not taking it back, besides Father has plenty of money.” “Damian…”

> Doesn’t mind PDA but it’s not for anything heated, that is saved for when you two are alone, light kisses and hand holding are perfectly fine - it shows everyone that you are his s/o.

> Quite protective of you, Damian doesn’t want you getting hurt under any circumstances. Will happily lay down his life for you if the need ever arose.

> Damian can get jealous but doesn’t usually show it because he has complete faith in you, though if someone is becoming a little touchy Damian is by your side in seconds with an arm around your waist, placing a loving kiss on your lips, cheek or neck. “How are you doing beloved?” The offending party normally takes the hint and leaves or finishes up their conversation. Damian is not afraid to use the ‘bat glare’ on them.

> After a couple of months, Damian likely tells you that’s he’s Robin out of the blue. It’d be a causal moment and he’d just calmly state it whilst you’re low-key freaking out and thinking he’s kidding. “Oh by the way I’m Robin.” “Damian, what the HECK?!” “You heard me beloved.” And Damian is so chill and doesn’t quite grasp the weight of the conversation he’s just started. “That’s so dangerous! You could die! Every night you could just die, with the villains and the guns and the fights and the ninja skills. How are you still alive?!” “Because I’m the one with the ‘ninja skills’ as you call them.” “Right, yeah. Just please be careful out there, I can’t lose you okay?”

> Shows you the Batcave soon after he’s given you his identity and you’re just awestruck because this is the Batcave you’re standing in and then you meet Batman. Bruce Wayne is Batman - also very casual about that fact.

> Once you know about the Batfam, Damian starts to train you. It builds your self defence skills and he gets to spend more time with you. It’s a win win in his opinion.

> Training can get intimate and I mean, it can be a turn on for Damian sometimes. If you actually manage to pin him when practicing a move he is putty in your hands omg. His s/o is a beautiful badass that’s now capable of using moves that can pin him, he is just congratulating you even if it wasn’t Assassin Class stuff because you are amazing.

> When Titus decides he likes you and happily sits on your lap Damian has decided you’re the one. Apparently Titus’ approval matters.

> Having to meet/endure the rest of the family and you both probably get teased by his older brothers sometimes whilst Barbara and Stephanie find almost every little thing adorable and tell the boys to leave you alone.

> Jason does most of the teasing and sometimes it gets annoying. “Yeah well at least Damian has a partner to be with.” Has been muttered once or twice by yourself and Damian is just smirking proudly.

> Cassandra just rolls with it to be honest, Damian has a partner? Good for him. Anyone tries to hurt (y/n)? You better fucking run.

> Tim is 77% sure that Damian has paid you be his s/o. “Wow, you’re acting skills are amazing. It’s been what 4 months now? How much is Damian paying you today? “Nothing at all Tim - except affection.” “Are you sure (y/n)? The demon spawn doesn’t just get a partner.” “Drake, leave my beloved alone. I assure you that they’re here by their own choice.” “Uh huh. Sure.”

> Dick thinks it’s great, Damian having an s/o and gives him dating advice even when Damian doesn’t want it.

> Bruce and Alfred are basically the stereotypical proud parents and Bruce is really glad Damian has found someone like you. Has no idea how Damian is going to react if he ever loses you and that thought actually worries his father because he sees how much he cares about you.

> And then there was Talia, she was dead set on getting a strong woman from the League of Assassins to marry Damian in order to produce the next heirs. Damian wasn’t having it, he is in love with you and does not require permission from anybody to date you (except maybe your parents but that’s not the point right now). She seemed satisfied, you’re capable of making her son happy, that was enough for now - though the Al Ghul bloodline is still open to discussion.

> Generally just a strong relationship and standing by his side through thick and thin, Damian being there for you whenever you need it, this means cuddles and kisses if you want them.

[kimberly-spirits13]

Constantine HC (October 20)

It was always difficult growing up with Constantine as a father 

you never really knew who he was

There was always this mystery behind it and growing up the way that you did didn’t help

You grew up as a nomad, traveling around the world running from the things chasing you 

Those things were demons; things that your mother had sent after you seeing as since you were technically part demi god seeing as she was a goddess of hell

You just knew that you had to get away from her 

You ended up living on the coast of Australia with three ancient witches 

They were the only ones that could train and protect you to actually use your magic without hurting someone since that’s what it was used for as a young child 

Then, you had to leave again when you were found years later

It was time that you headed for Constantine 

You made it to him finally and he didn’t believe you until you showed very similar traits to him 

Whether those be personality, wit, cunning, manipulative nature when it’s useful, and maybe musical talents, it was obvious you weren’t kidding 

So begrudgingly he takes you in

You adopt the jacket thing but instead take a more black coloured approach 

he thinks that it’s kinda cool but doesn’t say anything 

Will totally call you kid or some nickname 

You both hate your mom

It’s just something that was bound to happen

Both going on missions together 

Batman likes you ngl 

He likes that you’re a more level headed Constantine 

Biggest issue of living with him is his drinking and smoking 

Some nights you will go stay with Fate or Zatanna just cause it bothers you 

He has a strange distant way of apologizing that you got used to eventually

You meet a lot of interesting people and things 

Zatanna will also take you out every few weeks just for a catch up day to get you away from everything 

She’s like your mom

batman is your cool uncle lol

[justasimplesinner]

Big Bois getting a back massage from their s/o after complaining about back pain?

Bane getting a massage from his s/o hcs:

Bane takes great care of himself however, his constant use of venom has caused him to suffer from chronic back and joint pains. he knows how to stretch most of those out and has special ointments, but that's not enough at times, so you really are a blessing for this poor bear of a man

since the first time you offered, he's been coming to you almost regularly, asking for massages. your small hands perfectly work out knots in his muscles and he always feels way better after your treatment. he won't pester you if you're busy, of course, he's not pushy or demanding, but he'd appreciate your help

it's actually quite a bonding time for you two. you just sit on his back, slowly working your way through the muscles of his back as you two talk about anything and everything. you've never heard him talk so much about his past like when he does during those little massaging sessions, both of you just ramble to each other. he prefers to listen, but he doesn't mind talking, so you might get some interesting things out of him

9 times out of 10, he falls asleep during the process. he'll just coax you to ramble to him, your voice and hands lulling him right into peaceful slumber and it really shows how much trust he put into you for letting his guard down like that

Croc getting a massage from his s/o hcs:

he suffers from back pains every now and then, what with all that crawling and slithering around, constantly hunching over or curling around you like a snake. and i hate to break it to you, but this guy has really thick and rough skin - only a pneumatic hammer could get through it to work on his muscles, so your hands are kind of... useless

however, the best way to soothe his pain is to let him lay in the sun and relax. that is not to say you can't do anything to help him - because let me tell you, he immediately topples over and melts into a puddle whenever you pet him. scratch your nails on his back, caress it, tickle slightly between his spinal scales, and he's stretching out like a cat, joints popping and muscles stretching comfortably

he'll lay his chin in your lap, practically burrying his face into your stomach as he splays on the ground and basks in the sun. just talk to him and scratch his back and he'll be purring in no time, finally going limp to the point of drowsiness or even falling asleep. you can do whatever, read a book, rest a laptop on his head and do shit, whatever - he won't be moving for a while

he makes sure you're safe though. he once learned that humans can overheat pretty easily or have a heat stroke, and since that time, he makes sure you're properly prepared to bask in the sun for hours to no end with him. y'know, hats, suncreams, water, all that jazz

[your-yandere-kiss]

Pregnant // Yandere Reactions.

How would the yandere Justice League react to their darling becoming unexpectedly pregnant?

Superman is absolutely overjoyed! He’s always dreamed of having children with you, little half Kryptonian babies sound so perfect! And even if it’s not a planned pregnancy, he’s perfectly happy to have a baby with you. Here’s the thing, though, he figures it out long before you do. Since you’d been sick, he’d been keeping an eye on you (just in case) and it isn’t long until he figures it out. The morning sickness, the sudden surge of emotions, and all the other little things aren’t how he figures it out. It’s actually his super hearing pics up on that little heartbeat before you do and he is SO happy!!

A baby! His own little baby!!

Snatching you up in his huge arms (but being so very careful not to hurt you), Clark will hug you tight and kiss you over and over again.

And you’re so confused. Of course, you’ve been trying to behave better, truly. You’ve learned that it is better to please Clark and let him be happy in his own way. Easier. Safer. Clark would never, ever hurt you but he can be a frightening yandere when he wants to be.

After all, a Kryptonian is not someone you would wish to upset.

So when he tells you that you’re carrying his baby…well, you don’t know what to think. All you can do is let him fuss over you, smothering you with adoration as he buys little Superman onesies and prepares for his little one. It won’t be long before a little space themed nursery is all set up, with stars painted on the dark blue walls and the moon hanging from the ceiling.

“Don’t you love it, honey?”

And like a good darling, you smile and tell him how lovely it all is.

It won’t be long before a little baby girl is snoozing in the space ship crib, watched over by her already over-protective father.

Superman’s reaction is such a happy one!! With his darling and his little girl by his side, he feels like he finally has everything he ever wanted. You’ll never have your freedom but you will be loved, spoiled, and adored.

Batman’s reaction will almost always be shocked. Though he’s the kind of yandere that plans EVERYTHING, right down to the tiniest of details (from the moment you are chosen as the hero’s darling to the second you are stolen) but a pregnancy is not something he had in mind. He’s willing to trick you and manipulate you but he would never knowingly bring a child into it.  

After all, he wants you and the baby to be happy so he wouldn’t force this kind of thing. But if you fall pregnant…if you want to keep the baby…well, Bruce is more then happy!

And scared.

In the weirdest of ways, Bruce both loosens up and becomes more intense as a yandere, should you decide to have his baby. Given all the trauma he has suffered through (like, his entire life, for example), his deepest fear will become even worse:

He’s absolutely terrified of losing you.

That’s why he took you, after all. He had to keep you safe, desperate to protect you from the cruel world that has already taken so much from him. And having a baby will only makes him more frightened.

But it also makes him sweeter. He starts to spoil you a lot more, showering you with gifts and affection. The entire Bat Family will actually. While Bruce takes on the emotional care of you and your soon-to-be baby, his family will take on the jobs he once handled. Auntie Babs will update the mansion’s security and keep an eye on everything, Dick and Damien will keep watch 24/7 and help with whatever you need if Bruce isn’t there, Tim already has an army of gifts.

The whole fam is on Red Alert-Threat: Level Armageddon-Touch-Mama-Wayne-and-Suffer-a-Terrible-Fate-Mode

But they’ll calm down once the baby gets here.

The baby boy looks just like Bruce, with dark hair curling on his forehead and bright blue eyes (and an already perfectly wicked scowl, Tim quips). You rest by his side as he rocks the baby to sleep, humming the lullaby his mother used to sing to him.

Bruce’s reaction is gentle. He takes better care of you and relaxes enough to create a more…normal relationship. As normal as he can be. Though he will relax with you, the rest of the world will be watched with more vigilance and dealt with more severely. Bruce lost his family once before…Batman won’t allow it to happen again. EVER.

Martian Manhunter is stunned, but happily so. He never actually thought about having a baby with you but now…he can do nothing but think about just that. A baby! A little bit of him and you wrapped in a bundle! How perfect!

Oh, he’s so happy right now!!

Years ago, he’d had a child…a wife…they’d been stolen from him, ripped away in an action of senseless violence. So he’s not going to let the same thing happen to his new family. He’d not going to let anyone hurt you! The martian is a rather gentle yandere but you’ll certainly notice a spike in his…darker behavior.

He doesn’t want you leaving your home but doesn’t want to seem controlling…so he takes to following you in as many forms as it takes. The stranger that helps you on the bud, the fly that buzzes around in the cafe, this and so much more is his way of protecting you.

He doesn’t want anyone near you, scaring off anyone he fears might pose a threat to his new family, but always covering it up before you can ever know.

Oh, he’s so, so scared!

It’s not that he’s trying to be so scary, he just can’t stop himself! So he stops trying to control it. If he’s not watching over you from afar, J’onn will adhere himself to you at all times, refusing to let you go. He reads to you, sings to you, rubs your belly and speaks to the baby in Martian (he’ll teach the baby their language, culture, and traditions, telling him all about Mars. Like Superman, the entire nursery is space themed). Through the fear and the nightmares, there will be joy and excitement and, above all, love.

How he loves you! How he loves his son!!

Sunlight spills over the blankets as you and J’onn coo over your sleepy little son. The baby boy looks just like his father, a sweet little green skinned thing, though he has your hair curling around his face in soft puffs.

Martian Manhunter’s reaction is fear mixed with love. Once upon a time, he had a family. A wife. A child. They were taken from him and the loss he felt nearly killed him. Now that he had found love once more, he has made a promise to himself and to you: no one will EVER harm his family. No one will take his darling and baby from him.

Aquaman has been planning this for a while. After all, a king always needs an heir and besides…having children with his darling queen is a dream come true. With this in mind, he’s more then willing to force you into it if such a thing must be done.

So don’t even bother screaming and crying about it.

His queen will be given the greatest of care, not even having to lift a finger as servants wait on you hand and foot and follow their king’s every order. And, oh, does he have so many orders!

Every want and whim is to be given to you, nothing is too good for the queen and no expense is too great. But the only thing you will never be given (no matter how much you beg and demand for it) is your freedom.

So you never leave your rooms, much less the castle. He’s given you and entire wing of rooms and feels that this should be enough to entertain you.

Guards are with you when he isn’t, mostly unseen but always there and always waiting.

Adorned in gold and silk, you will be a glimmering captive…but a captive none the less. And there is nothing that you can do about it. Trapped in Atlantis, there is no one that can save you from your kingly husband.

Arthur secretly knows how you feel.

But he chooses to ignore it, believing that one day, you will accept your place as his queen…and maybe the baby will help with that.

Soon a babe will be crying in a golden cradle, her mother reaching out for her. She’s a gorgeous creature, looking exactly like you in nearly all regards…except for her eyes. The little princess has her father’s haunting eyes, signifying just who’s child she is.

Aquaman’s reaction is as cold as the deep. Though he realizes that he’s forcing this on you…he doesn’t really care. He has you, his daughter, and his kingdom, so he’s happy! And when Arthur is happy, you are safe. For now. As long as you play the role of queen and mother, he’ll remain pleased…but step out of line and he will not hesitate to punish you.

Doctor Fate will pretend to be surprised. Of course, he doesn’t want you to know that he’s been using magical methods to help your little “surprise” along. The truth of it is that Doctor Fate realized just how useful it would be to have a child involved…so he makes one!

It’s going to be a perfect, beautiful little baby.

You don’t even notice it. The spells whispered beneath his breath as you make love, the strange taste in your morning tea, a slight purple glow left in the bottom ring. You never noticed any of it…until you began to get sick.

And your belly began to swell.

Then you’re crying, leaning over the toilet as you sob and vomit, Doctor Fate rubbing your back so gently.

“There, there, darling…it’ll be okay. We’ll find a way.”

With you hunched over like that, you don’t see the smile on his face. It’s the smallest of smiles, prideful and so full of joy. Already he’s imagining how big you will grow, belly swollen and heavy with his baby…oh! HIS baby!! He just loves the sound of it!! Leaning low, he whispers so softly in your ear,

“Don’t worry, darling. I’ll take care of you.”

It won’t be long before he’s holding his baby girl in his arms.

You’re by his side, exhausted from the long labor and fast asleep, as he whispers a story to the baby. The story of a man who loved a woman so much that he was willing to do anything, anything at all, to make her his…

Doctor Fate’s reaction is sickeningly sweet. He might actually be one of the worst yanderes on the list, next to Aquaman. But unlike Arthur, it’s so hard to see him for what he truly is. Beneath the golden mask of magic and charm is a terribly sick man, one who is madly in love with his darling…and determined to have his way no matter what.

The Flash would never trick you or trap you, so this pregnancy is as much a surprise to him as it is to you. Well, sort of. He’s all over you all of the time and protection is often forgotten. But though it may be a shock, he’s more then happy.

Just like Superman, he’s hugging you and kissing you and is so freaking happy!

And because Wally is truly the sweetest of yanderes, it’s genuinely a sweet time. His yandere tendencies are very slight, so weak that you will never notice it unless you are really looking. And lucky for him, you’re not.

The two of you are over the moon, too deliriously happy to care about anything else!

He gets a little Flash onesie for the baby (actually, he gets the entire League), decorates the nursery with you (there’s a city painted on the walls being attacked by aliens and robots and Godzilla, with the League fighting back), debates baby names, everything.

And when he finally sees his little guy…oh, he’s so happy!

With the baby boy’s big grin and bright red curls, there’s no doubt that this is Wally West’s little son…and he’s perfect!

Sleeping by his side, Wally makes a promise:

He will do anything to protect his family. No one will ever hurt his wife or his son (or the other babies he’s already hoping for). All of his yandere behavior is hidden well, so well that is the speedster plays his cards right, you will never even know about it. And that is exactly how he wants is: you as his blissfully ignorant little darling, so sweet and loving!

The Flash’s reaction is perfectly sweet. He’s such a nice yandere, so seemingly normal, that you will be just a normal family.

Captain Atom is, well, Captain Atom. He doesn’t really have an actual flesh and blood body anymore so this needed some light tweaking. So, the Captain is still pretty surprised to hear about your pregnancy. After all, he’s been watching you for a long while now.

So he knew all about you and him.

That pathetic loser you were so, so in love with. God, just thinking about it made him so bitter! So angry! And maybe…maybe it was wrong, doing what he did…but all Nathaniel could think was that if he was out of the way then maybe you could finally be his.

And so Nathaniel killed him.

But unbeknownst to the captain, you were pregnant and now you were all alone…and everything fell into place so beautifully after that! It started with you weeping on his shoulder, so scared of what was going to happen.

“Don’t worry, Y/N,” he whispers, “I’ll be there for you.”

And he is. He takes you to every appointment, buys the weird foods you are craving, helps you with the nursery, debates baby names, everything. He falls into the place of the father without a single word, without anyone even noticing. It’s all so exciting and Nathaniel is so easily able to believe that this is HIS baby…after all, isn’t he the one taking care of you?

“Oh! He’s perfect!”

You’re sweaty and tired, weakly smiling as Nathaniel bounces the baby boy in his arms. After nine months of waiting, he cannot hold back anymore.

He kisses you softly…and you kiss him back.

Hos reaction is solidified with in that moment. With that one kiss, Nathaniel decides that this is his new, perfect life. HIS darling, HIS son, HIS perfect life! It belongs to him, YOU belong to him. Settling into his perfect little family, Nathaniel will hide the skeletons of his past and take everything that he’d ever wanted.

Hal Jordan is going to do the right thing of course. He’s a true gentleman (and a very light yandere as well) so of course he’ll step up and do what’s right. He may be as surprised as you are but he’s overjoyed…for quite a few reasons.

For one thing, it’s a beautiful surprise! And for another…now you have to stay.

And isn’t that just perfect?

Secretly, for some time now, Hal has been planning ways to make you be his forever and ever. It wasn’t that he believed you to be disloyal, no, he’s trusts you totally! It’s everyone that he doesn’t trust at all. He’s so certain that someone else will try to hurt you or take you from him or some other horrible ending, he thinks of them all the time.

But this puts them all to rest.

At least, a little bit.

He knows that you wants to be with him, that you want to have this baby, the life growing within your body is proof enough of your love for the hero. And you are such a trusting darling, never once seeing the darkness within him.

So he has to protect you.

Hal is really a more severe for of Wally, seemingly normal on the outside with darkness twisted inside of him. As your belly swells through the months, his yandere side will slowly become more severe with every passing day, still carefully hidden. It isn’t until your baby girl is born that the darkness reveals itself…just not to you.

It’s the rest of the universe that has to worry about him.

As you sleep by his side, Hal hums a lullaby. His little girl is swaddled in a green quilt, made for her by the other lanterns. She’s so like her mother…delicate. Perfect.

“You’ll never have to worry,” he coos. “I’ll protect you and Mama.”

And he will.

Hal’s reaction is utter obsession. His love and obsession for you only grows but he expresses it through protection. Any and all evil will be absolutely obliterated. Anyone who poses any possible threat will be destroyed. He will NEVER allow you or his baby to be harmed…EVER.

(Thank you to the requester!!)

[gothamsworst]

Scarecrow with an so immune to his fear toxins

Scarecrow + Immune!S/O HCs:

He finds you very fascinating. There are times when you feel more like a guinea pig than his partner, considering how much time he dedicates towards studying your immunity.

It’s very convenient, and a bit funny, that the two of you ended up together. He never has to worry about you getting caught up in any of his schemes, since the fear gas doesn’t effect you.

Still, it makes him wonder if there’s something in your DNA that causes it, and if there’s a chance he could use it to create something even more powerful than his toxins.

[gothamsworst]

Can I ask for sub Waylon hcs? fshhdh

Waylon Jones + Submissive HCs (NSFW):

He’s not very good at playing the “submissive” part, but damn does he try his absolute best. It’s less that he’s actually being submissive and more that he’s letting you think that you’re in control.

Because, let’s be real, it wouldn’t take much to break the handcuffs, or rope, or whatever else you’re using to tie him up. He is much stronger than you and a lot bigger. But he still likes playing the role. It’s fun.

He doesn’t make a lot of noise when he in a submissive role, other than the occasional moans, grunts, or growls. When he’s in a dominant role, he gets a little more talkative, mostly to tease you.

[gothamsworst]

Rat hatter with a s/o in a relationship style like Roger rabbit and Jessica rabbit? 🥺

*KICKS OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR* MOM HOLY FUCK

TNBA!Jervis Tetch + “Roger/Jessica Rabbit-Style Relationship” HCs:

He’s just a funny little man. A silly little guy. A kooky little fella. Perfect to play the Roger role tbh. He looks silly, he acts silly, he is silly.

People have no fucking idea what you see in him, or how he was lucky enough to end up with you, but you know what? Fuck them. You love your silly little top-hat man and that’s that.

It does not matter how long you have been together, he will always melt like a puddle in your hands. There has never been a bigger simp.

[gothamsworst]

Uh nsfw hcs for year one scarecrow pls 🥺

Year-One!Jonathan Crane HCs (NSFW):

He’s probably one of the most "boring” Crane’s out there. He doesn’t really have a ton of kinks and is fairly content with plain ol’ vanilla sex.

Though if you’re the type that likes to experiment, then he can be the type who’s willing to try anything once (which I think a lot of Crane’s might be).

If he had to choose one kink that he did like the most, it’d be (light) bondage. Seeing you all tied-up makes him feel...powerful, in a way.

[gothamsworst]

Scarecrow, killer croc and gentleman ghost with a really short s/o

Jonathan/Scarecrow has been done for a similar prompt HERE !!

Killer Croc:

Of course he makes short jokes. How could he not? The man towers over you. I mean, he towers over everyone, but especially you.

He really likes carrying you around or having you ride around on his back. It makes him feel even bigger than he already is.

When you sleep next to each other, he can pretty much curl his entire body around you. Which he very much enjoys doing.

Gentleman-Ghost:

James teases you at every chance he gets, and the more you pout, the more he does it. You’re just so cute when you’re mad.

He might be a gentleman, but he can be a real ass when he wants to. This includes the many times that he’s hidden your things just out of reach.

Similar to Jonathan, when you dance together, you have to stand on his shoes. Or just let him pick you up and twirl you around in the air.

[gothamsworst]

Hi! How do you think dork squad would react if they find their s/o trying their costumes/suits? Thanks!!😍

Jonathan Crane:

What exactly do you think you’re doing? Thinking of usurping his position, maybe? If you’re going to try out the Master of Fear role, it’d probably help to find a wardrobe that fits someone other than Jonathan “Big and Tall Shop” Crane. And that’s how you end up talking Jonathan--though it’s more him talking you--into making you your own costume.

Edward Nygma:

Very cute, but maybe leave the Riddling to the experts? He does have to admit, though, you look good in a suit. If you wanted to join him, all you had to do was ask. He’s more than happy to help you design your own outfit. It’s still definitely going to have question marks somewhere on it, though. He has a brand to uphold here.

Jervis Tetch:

Oh, don’t you look adorable! It’s too bad that there’s only room for one Mad Hatter in his Wonderland. However, there are many other roles that he feels would fit you much better. All of their costumes, hand-crafted by Jervis himself, with a customary hat to fit! No matter which role you choose, he’ll be sure to fit you with a wardrobe most marvelous!

[gothamsworst]

Mr freeze with an affectionate so

Mr. Freeze + Affectionate!S/O HCs:

He’s not an incredibly affectionate person (of course), but he’s also not the type to just shrug you off. You can hold onto him if you want to, but he tends not to reciprocate.

On the off chance that he does, it’s only small, fleeting moments of warmth that he allows to seep through the cracks in his icy heart. There are so many times where you just--remind him so much of Nora. He doesn’t know how to handle it.

Freeze isn’t even sure if he has the ability to love in the way that he used to. He’s changed so much. He’s become someone completely different. But you still care about him. And he doesn’t understand why.