KELBY !
“ he – i – he’s my DOCTOR ! i don’t – we just – he lets me come over to his house sometimes i – jeez louise, dav, fine, we’ll dress up ! as long as all my.. all my everything is covered. i’ve got some modesty left. what were you thinking ? salt and pepper ? eggs and bacon ? oh ! i’ve got it ! a hot dog and a bun ! ”
❛ Leave your doctor-patient sex shit out of this before I get a BLOOD CLOT from rolling my eyes too hard. But .. you can keep your pants on, but the costumes won’t be lame, or fucking FOOD. You like movies? Pulp Fiction, or some shit. Or like, a cop and a robber. Something that doesn’t come from a diner. Seriously, man, I’ve got to corrupt you at least a little. ❜













