Random DC Comics Crap

[redsridingredhood]

Tim: hmm

Tim: do I serve cunty or dress as a guy.

Jason, whispering: cunty

Dick, out loud: dress as a cunty guy.

Dick: Bruce does it everyday.

Somewhere in the manor Bruce sneezes.

[mellosdrawings]

....I've been at it for days.

I'M WORKING ON COMMISSIONS NOW I PROMISE!

(Dick and Barbara are the ones taking the picture. They're definitely included in this club)

(And Duke too. Can't believe I forgot Duke. Someone please euthanize me)

[nickrbg]

Can’t resist making it a whole thing ahahah

It’s just so so so them

[mellosdrawings]

10yo Timmy (who became Robin 3 years earlier) and 12yo JayCat who keep catfighting whenever their parents take them out with them. They're kind of cockblockers, but at least they're cute <3

[papayafromtv]

'Bruce had his chandeliers reinforced so Dick could swing on them when he was first taken in' i see you and i raise you: they're not reinforced, they just happen to be quite strong.

issue is Dick fully thinks they're reinforced, which is why he was never afraid of breaking them while swinging as a kid, and as such he doesn't realise that it will be any different trying to swing on them as a fully grown, ripped to shit adult man. he decides to show the younger siblings how to have fun in the manor years later and Damian, Duke and Tim get front row seats to the sight of Dick launching himself off the banister, grabbing a chandelier with both hands, instantly snapping it out of the ceiling, and fracturing his spine in the fall.

Jason rocks up to the cave and spots the three standing silently in front of the medical bed Dick has been sedated on after the accident.

"...What happened here then?"

"Dick's a fatass."

"...Aight."

[ollxn]

I’m sure that Jason is his favorite brother.

[papayafromtv]

this is everything to me

[papayafromtv]

like, 90% of the time when i see Tim Drake as Joker Junior stuff it includes Jason being like, either traumatised or really uncomfortable with the whole thing because of the Ethiopia incident, but i gotta say i think the opposite would be wayyyyy more entertaining.

Jason finds out Tim was turned into Joker Junior and was, in essence, Joker's adopted son for a while, and his first instinctual thought is 'alright well that kid has to be mine now.'

like, i don't think a lot of us take into account regarding the Joker that Jason isn't always just... terrified of everything Joker-centric. he straight up stole the Red Hood mantle from the guy. he loves jokerized seasoning on his fries. when he first came back to Gotham to kill the Joker he just kinda nabbed him and threw him in a closet all tied up for a while so he could go antagonise Bruce. like, Jason doesn't give a fuck. it's not always fear that fuels his rage against the Joker, it's fuckin' spite.

with that in mind, i think it would be funnier if Jason found out that Joker tried to make Tim into his son and instantly responded with 'ok well fuck the Joker, Tim is now MY son.' and Bruce just has to watch forlorn from the batcomputer as his kid is stolen by his other kid like. at least they aren't fighting this time?

i think Tim was supremely worried about Jason's reaction to Joker Junior stuff, too. like. he fully thought he'd spark a panic attack or get himself killed once Jason found out. instead he accidentally lets out a Joker-laugh one time and Jason's just like fuck yeah kid let it out.

Tim: ...does it not freak you out, or like, remind you of him? Jason: buddy are you joking? i'm wearing one of his old costumes. i have stolen his child. that man is a narcissist who loves attention, the worst revenge we can do to him is to just take all his gimmicks and leave him a nobody. steal his fucking laugh, Timmers, we gotta take that asshole for all he's worth. Tim: ...huh. you know i never thought of it that way. Jason: yeah. me and Harley are thinking of starting up a FWB situation just to really ruin his day. Bruce, yelling from three rooms away: *completely resigned* please do not do that, Jason, ignoring him: -it will also piss off Bruce, which is two birds one stone. Bruce: Jason please i went to school with her. Jason: if we start a family group chat i'll add you, don't worry. Tim: Tim: your way of dealing with trauma is weird.

[goddessofbees]

More Stray Tim 😺

[xiaoks]

i drew @cosmicpoutine's stray tim design :3c

[robs-your-robins]

Duke: Ever thought about letting your impulsive thoughts in?

Tim:

Duke: No, not that. Like doing something impulsive? Like, I don't know, tossing the end of your coffee out of the window rather than down the drain?

Tim: Yeah sure.

Duke: Why don't we just do shit like that? Why not cut loose? Stick it to society? Actually exercise free will.

Tim: Yeah

Duke: Yeah

Tim:

Tim: *eyeing the dregs of his coffee, getting to his feet and throwing his coffee out the window*

*high pitched screech*

Damian, outside: DRAKE

Tim: You knew he was outside, didn't you?

Duke, sipping his own coffee: No, I was just talking about free will and impulsivity. That was all you.

[calianaartdump]

@erinwantstowrite

As promised the small catwoman au comic with timkon cause they’re my everything rn

Timkon will definitely have fights over how to deal with situations due to their different lifestyles ands it’s totally giving Selina flashbacks to her and Bruce

Peter would commit murder for Tim and Selina they’re his family now and no one hurts them

Also some of the circus au cause it’s my second favorite au hehe

[erinwantstowrite]

so catwoman au has stray!tim now in case no one knew that

[calianaartdump]

@erinwantstowrite

The Catwoman au gives me life

P.s I can’t draw Batman at all 😭

Hope u like it :D

[erinwantstowrite]

Me when I make good on my promise to draw a decent thing with CWAU Peter with Stray Tim

Ouhh I love how sinister Tim looks in the first one <33 he’s such a freak no matter the universe

THE SILLIIIIIEEESSSSSS IM IN LOVE WITH THEM!!!!!

[cactus-fruit-juice]

I love the idea of Selina adopting Jason / Stray / Catlad Jason for multiple reasons

1: already has experience with thieving from growing up in crime alley. (Literally stole the tires off the batmobile, iconic)

2: he is built like a tank. Arguably the least stealthy body type out of any of the robins. Yes he's good at stealth, yes he's still flexible, but the idea of him having to find alternative routes all the time because "no Selina I can't fit in the vent" is incredibly funny to me. And yeah it's like he might have a body type like that because of how he trained but considering he came to his massive build while literally training under assassins (where stealth is key) it makes me think tank is just in his blood.

3. The outfit!? Would it just be an all black vibe with a leather jacket so he kinda just looks like a normal angsty dude when he's not wearing a mask? Would he still have a helmet? Would it have cat ears? I doubt he'd go with a completely leather fit like Selina but he'd probs still go with a leather jacket. Either way the options are either he looks like a normal person that just is next to catwoman or he also has a strong cat motif and I love both options

[batburgr]

mama cat

[turrondeluxe]