a third shitty meme i made

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a third shitty meme i made
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the studious reader: reads in coffe shops and at the library, drinks lots of lattes, takes the best pictures, lives for the aesthetic, blankets and cozy outfits and candles are a priority no matter the place and time of year or day, probably a literature student or in a social sciences field, tabs, comes up with the weirdest and most detailed theories
the chaotic reader: reads four books at once, regularly forgets characters’ names, crazy reading habits, reads mostly late at night or for unhealthy stretches of time, eats snacks or bites nails while reading, had an intense reading phase around the year 2014 and feels very nostalgic about that, passionate and outspoken
the summer reader: reads outside, wears sunglasses and sits directly on the ground to read, plays with sand or grass while reading, gets bored if the story is stalling or running in circles but otherwise gets easily lost in a book, likes a sweet drink or a nice cup of tea, unapologetically reads bad chick lits, plot over prose, tropes are friends
the addicted reader: reads on the bus in bed on a chair in class at work in the bath whilst walking, would read in their sleep, wears headphones to impede social interactions, owns the largest and most eclectic collection of books, refuses to think about the library of alexandria, picky and generally hard to please, likes to keep their favorite copies freakishly clean
“refuses to think about the library of alexandria” stop. way too soon.
frankly im shocked that terfs and incels dont get along better, they have a lot of the same ideals
Friends: working at a country club must be so fun!
Me, who has worked at a country club for the past two years: hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
You live in a world where everyone has one free, perfectly legal kill and can go about it however you want. The guy on the bus doesn’t want to give up his seat and decide to finally put your kill to use.
The Laws of Death
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,” I began, placing myself in front of the 12 jurors “I would first like to begin this self-representation by reminding you of the precedent set by Wright V. U.S. in which every person has a God-given right to end the life of one person”.
The jury silently nodded in agreement, making me wonder why this murder is even under contention as a crime anyway.
I took a deep breath, composed myself, and launched into the events leading up to the murder.
“It was a rainy Monday. Having completed all of my work, I left the office and began on the long commute home. You must understand, this commute involves walking 4 miles to the bus stop, waiting for the bus - typically around an hour’s wait -, getting off the bus at the nearest stop to my house and walking all the way home - a 2.6 mile hike. The afternoon in question, April 14th, my leg particularly hurt, especially after walking the 4 miles to the bus stop. I got on the bus, and I found there to be no seats available.” I stated, the whole story beginning to spill out.
“And that’s where you met Mr. Madison, correct?” Asked Judge Horton, obviously trying to hurry along my already incredibly long story.
“That’s right, your honor. Mr. Madison was sitting in the front of the bus, and I politely asked him to move. He asked why and I told him that I have a prosthetic and standing is incredibly taxing, especially after the hour walk I just endured. He not only refused to move, but also called me ‘peg leg’ amongst other terms. He said I deserved it for the, and I quote, ‘bitchy attitude’ I had. So I took off my peg leg and beat the shit out of him, your honor. Right there on the bus. So yes, I killed a man. But I’m sure, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you understand. Thank you for your time and open-mindedness.” I concluded, with a quick bow.
“Wait, Mrs. Laurens, is that the end of your story?” Horton interjected, “We’re aware everyone is born with the right to kill another human, the issue is how you desecrated the corpse and then used him as a puppet like Weekend at Bernie’s”
“Oh. Huh. Yeah, I’d like to plead guilty on all counts then, I guess”
Reasons why Alex Strangelove is a damaging movie and shouldn’t be heralded as good gay media
1. Alex and Elliot’s relationship is born out of an affair. Being gay does not excuse cheating on your girlfriend, full stop.
2. Being gay doesn’t justify cheating.
3. Being gay doesn’t justify cheating.
4. Just once more, for the people in the back: being gay doesn’t justify cheating.
5. Bi people are somehow simultaneously erased yet stereotyped. The stereotype of choosing and the stereotype of being a slut or player because of bisexuality are both present in the film yet he isn’t actually bi, despite thinking that he was halfway through the film, providing the erasure in the form of the “bi people are just gay people in denial” notion.
6. He completely rags on trans people, genderqueer people, omni, poly, and several other types of people.
7. Sidney. A literal walking stereotype. Get that shit out of my face right the fuck now.
8. Suddenly, at the end, Claire is okay with him cheating on her just because it was with a man? She even sets the two up?
9. Again, because apparently some of y’all still can’t hear me. BEING GAY DOESN’T JUSTIFY CHEATING.
10. So what you got beat up for being gay. Most, if not all of us have. Don’t be a twat to your girlfriend because of it.
11. What was that rant by Del in the middle of the film? the one about it being mad max because “girls are turning into guys and fucking girls who fuck girls and guys”. who wrote this shit? what’s your damage?
I mean it’s like “Happy fucking pride month have a half-assed written slutty fake bi character to regress the lgbt community 10 years”
In summary: Do not watch this movie. That is all, thank you
also made a meme to represent my beliefs on this topic
My First Post
Hi for my first post i would like to let you all know that Sharpay and Ryan’s version of “What I’ve Been Looking for” is objectively better than Gabriella and Troy’s if you don’t agree with me then leave