Hylian-Deity

This isn't actually what my theme looked like, it's just easier to navigate this way.

[clapbacks]

THIS VINE GAVE ME LIFE

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

[drogonhasmoved-deactivated20160]

[feral-moments]

I can’t believe they actually did that haha.

[midnightblueblack]

[fuckyeahqueenbeyonce]

[proper-superhero-shit]

YA MAN AIN’T EVER SEEN A BOOTY LIKE THIS

[oooartarchive]

Selfie game too strong!! Based on this awesome guy

[tsukiyma]

[tastytofusoup]

Spyro The Dragon

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

[thelilnan]

you had me at rich snail

[glutenfreewaffles]

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

[glutenfreewaffles]

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

[drkarayua]

it’s always the leaves oh my god

[versaceslut]

this girl is fucking ridiculous

[sorry]

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

[jubyart]

SUFFER, AS I HAVE!!!

[bewbin]

sorry to bother you but I saw a post of yours and we have the same shark suit ? ??  heck ye

[bewbin]

[thepurdypurdy-blog]

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

[joebarborak]

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

[britney2007spears]

u lived in a k-mart

[renious-deactivated20160525]

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

[forlornprodigy]