SodaP0P

I crawl out of the ventilation sometimes. Autistic. Genderfluid/bisexual. stupid. Pronouns are whatever is funniest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse you, i'm doomed by the narrative? then why do i have this kickass sword. u sound jealous and ridiculous rn

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"corrupted by the bloodcurse" um no it's a MAGIC sword and a FAMILY HEIRLOOM. no it doesn't moan with blood cravings, it just likes to be USEFUL. it doesn't whisper seductively to me in my sleep, it is simplying providing me with REASSURANCE and SOFTLY SUNG LULLABIES.

[deactivated02292007]

occasionally i think about my mother’s best friend, who at one point built a whole ikea shelf well trialing some new sleeping medicine and had absolutely 0 memory of it after the fact

[deadsetobsessions]

This post made me laugh lmfao and then it inspired this:

Danny would do anything, anything, to get a good night’s sleep and some freaking money. As much as he looooved- note the sarcasm- his minimum wage job that barely covered the cost of his tuition, he’s in desperate need of funds. If he had to survive on boxed Mac n’ Cheese, as good as it is, for another week, Danny might actually consider taking over the world.

Lo and behold, Gotham’s on brand shady ass pharmaceutical companies offered $500 to people who would trial their new sleep medication. Danny, being new to the city and desperate, had no idea that any medication not from Wayne Enterprises had a 70% chance of fatality and/or caused some horrible brainwashing side effect. To be fair… Danny couldn’t exactly get dead-er. Well, maybe his human side could die but it sure as hell wouldn’t be from a pill that didn’t contain blood blossoms.

So he took the plunge, and entered the trial. Oddly enough, they gave him the money first.

Danny shrugged, popped the pill in his mouth, and went home. After stopping by the grocery store to grab snacks, of course. After that… well, his mind went blank.

Which leads to now, as Danny blinked back into consciousness. He sat up from his wonderful couch and promptly did a double take.

Danny’s apartment was kind of bare before. Now? There’s new shelving- that he did not remember putting together mind you- and an assortment of random furniture cluttered around his studio.

The most damning, most bamboozling, part of his new surroundings were the fucking Gotham vigilantes tied up on his floor. They stared at him. Danny gawked back.

“…Did you guys steal my hello kitty bandaids?!”

——

“The meds were supposed to do what?!”

“Cause you to go it to a homicidal rage and murder everyone,” Red Hood grumbled, placing a cold pack of peas on the bruises he allegedly got from Danny. “Or kill you. Everyone else died, at least.”

Whoops.

“But for you, it apparently translates to a maniac need to build and fix things,” Spoiler snickered. “Like injured vigilantes. Thanks for the band-aids, dude!”

Danny groaned. Only him.

——

“So, why do your eyes glow green?” Spoiler asked, once he gave all the info he had on the company to the vigilantes. Red Hood stilled.

Danny shrugged.

“I died and came back wrong. It’s a thing.”

Danny ignored the way Red Hood’s helmeted head snapped up to look at him and Spoiler’s sharp look in favor of cradling his new ice cream.

At least high-off-his-rockers Danny knew where his priorities laid.

“Don’t ask me how I died,” he muttered, shoving a spoonful of Rocky Road ice cream into his mouth. “It’s rude.”

——

[deactivated02292007]

Okay. I havent been on tumblr for many a month. A fanfic? Off MY post? Hello?? How long ago even was this????????? Am i seeing this correctly do i need my eyes checked??

[deactivated02292007]

The ancient Greeks evolved into ants

[mqsoreshi]

Another headcannon:

Jason calls Dick "Duckie" from time to time. Some people think it's a mock of Nightwing's eagle symbol.

But the truth is, one day they were texting and Jason sent "Duckie" instead of "Dickie", and Dick liked the nickname so much that convinced Jason to call him like that. Dick's contact in Jason's phone is "Duckie 🦆"

[i-am-a-fish]

there's 12 billion people on this planet and not a single one of them is petting me

[pukicho]

hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

[i-am-a-fish]

everybody has that one wizard friend in the friend group, and even though they're always casting spells, it's okay to flirt with them a little bit every now and then. just because they're all powerful and constantly uttering incantations doesn't mean they don't want to be flattered. The next time your wizard friend is conjuring something you can let them know you think they're pretty. You don't have to of course, I just think they'd appreciate it

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[deactivated02292007]

fantastic

[i-am-a-fish]

squishes you :)

squashes you :)

please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>

[deactivated02292007]

there was a tornado where i live earlier so i hid in the closet and ate rice

[deactivated02292007]

my neighborhood was fine btw

[deactivated02292007]

there was a tornado where i live earlier so i hid in the closet and ate rice

[deactivated02292007]

he’s a loser. i adore him

[deactivated02292007]

sometimes i hear someone with a british accent and remember theres people actually born in england

[deactivated02292007]

occasionally i think about my mother’s best friend, who at one point built a whole ikea shelf well trialing some new sleeping medicine and had absolutely 0 memory of it after the fact

[deactivated02292007]

i love ads bc they will be like “walgreens isnt just a corner store” fuck else are you? a money laundering front?

[deactivated02292007]

i feel the need to add my lovey boyfriends addition to this “a strip club?”

[deactivated02292007]

i love ads bc they will be like “walgreens isnt just a corner store” fuck else are you? a money laundering front?

[deactivated02292007]

had a random thought at almost 3 am so im just dumping it here.

so i struggle with depression (shocking i know) and occasionally thoughts about being worthless and the like pop up, but i’ve come to a realization. its ok if history doesn’t remember me, its ok if i’m forgotten, because i know i am alive, and I’ll know i was.

i witnessed my own existence and experienced the world in my own way, and even if humanity forgets me, the universe will remember, and so will i. i created art, i laughed, i played games, i cried, i sang, i have provided comfort and received it. and i’m still young, i have plenty of time to continue doing so, and i will.

i don’t care if history doesn’t value me, because even with all my self-hatred, i valued me, and thats enough i guess.

[deactivated02292007]

this is what happens when tiktok gives me like 10 motivation / hopeful type posts in less than an hour isnt it