[deactivatedteddy]

moved

i’ve moved to a new blog ! (sittingonmykitchenfloor)

follow me on there! 

im going to keep all the posts on this account, but i won't be using it anymore! <3 

luv u all

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

y’all im so sorry if you dont like me and my friend’s bs block the tag #yurkey in the duck fuck

[sugargoreguts]

^^ ditto

[deactivatedteddy]

SAME even though like no one follows me except you guys but I feel bad lmao

[deactivatedteddy]

i have never had that much adrenaline

[0possum-dude-bro]

what can i say other than pangea

[deactivatedteddy]

what can I say except pangea

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[miserycord-deactivated20160225]

scrom scrom

[clownblood-moved-blog]

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

[nuesama]

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

[daisy-butler-deactivated2015072]

strangerly

[edgeworthie]

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

[gay-but-not-for-pay]

NOOT NOOT,

[peachysap]

Hmmm those public safety kids….

Don’t dRInk ThAT

Voy a estabear myself

[jhfgbkjshfdgkj]

zendaya is meechee

[wanderlust-novadust-deactivated]

“What is this, the French Revolution?”

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

No putting your sister in the oven!

[mpleaff]

You ignorant slug.

[loved-and-i-lost-you]

What’s 8 × 7?

A child!?

What happens if I cut off the circulation to my thumb?

Babies

No- you CANNOT fuck it-

[starkat9922]

*-insert any question-*

“My dreams-

NO!”

[trekkienatural]

“Colossal foghorn noise” (some of you probably know where that came from)

“Coming with a knife” (you might also know this one)

“You’re a problem” (and you might know this one)

“Yeee- no…

Never…

Moving on…

Quickly…

Yep…

Anyway…”

[0possum-dude-bro]

f,,,fara,,,fraday’s c- yuRKEYYY piss. Just piss. (.png) distressed spike chonk  bitchbaby cuomo mi,,,mikulet ((i have so many more-))

[deactivatedteddy]

to add onto 0p’s list…

cracker

bongclave

boba eye tea

“____ASMR”

: )

kinkykinkykinkykinkykinky

jump in the caac

freshly delivered clown

:vibecheck:

🦞

yurkey (again because it’s so iconic)

anything with kermit

TIDDY WINDOW

goddard soup

miku miku you can call me miku

vibes

server assigned kin

ramen powder

weeaboo citra

faradaddy

blood moon elves

god mercy

goddard’s long piss

goddard’s white van

seagull 0p

jock squad

twinkiday/faratwink

[sugargoreguts]

adding onto abby’s list:

Forbidden Seal

volta is pikachu kin

i’m frankly ASHAMED none of you have added “hey shusterman”

eyeballs go fast

artichoke antique mall

faraday’s essential oils

pisscaps

freshly delivered mikulet

[lilmissfroggie]

we’re a disaster yall

[sugargoreguts]

[sugargoreguts]

I FUCKED UP

[sugargoreguts]

@starwarsfanatic4life IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

[0possum-dude-bro]

guess i have to add pangea now

[sugargoreguts]

guess so

[deactivatedteddy]

god damnit pangea

[deactivatedteddy]

apologies for that wild ride

[deactivatedteddy]

i have never had that much adrenaline

[0possum-dude-bro]

[sugargoreguts]

FUCK YOU

[0possum-dude-bro]

[deactivatedteddy]

[0possum-dude-bro]

little did they know this was my April Fools Prank. Gotteemmmmm

[deactivatedteddy]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU I HATE YOU

[0possum-dude-bro]

[sugargoreguts]

FUCK YOU

[deactivatedteddy]

YOU BITCH

FUCK YOU

OH MY GOD YOU LITTLE PISSBOY

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

OP GET ONLINE YOU COWARD

@0possum-dude-bro

[sugargoreguts]

@0possum-dude-bro

TURN ON YOUR LOCATION WE JUST WANT TO TALK

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

GET ONLINE DUCK-FUCK

[sugargoreguts]

HE’S AVOIDING US

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU CANT ESCAPE FOR LONG OP. WE KNOW YOU’RE THERE. YOUR SPINE IS GOING TO BECOME MINE.

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

WE FUCKING KNOW YOURE HERE YOU LITTLE DUCK BASTARD COME HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOUR KNEES AND LIFE MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SHIT

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS OP

[deactivatedteddy]

OP WE ARE GOING TO STRING YOUR TEETH ON TWINE IF YOU DONT GET OVER HERE

YOU DONT NEED FUKCING ALGEBRA

[sugargoreguts]

… anby what does algebra have to do with this

[deactivatedteddy]

THIS

[sugargoreguts]

sorry, that doesn’t say algebra, that says algebta

[deactivatedteddy]

ARE YOU MAKING FHN OF ME OR OP

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

OP GET ONLINE YOU COWARD

@0possum-dude-bro

[sugargoreguts]

@0possum-dude-bro

TURN ON YOUR LOCATION WE JUST WANT TO TALK

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

GET ONLINE DUCK-FUCK

[sugargoreguts]

HE’S AVOIDING US

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU CANT ESCAPE FOR LONG OP. WE KNOW YOU’RE THERE. YOUR SPINE IS GOING TO BECOME MINE.

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

WE FUCKING KNOW YOURE HERE YOU LITTLE DUCK BASTARD COME HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOUR KNEES AND LIFE MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SHIT

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS OP

[deactivatedteddy]

OP WE ARE GOING TO STRING YOUR TEETH ON TWINE IF YOU DONT GET OVER HERE

YOU DONT NEED FUKCING ALGEBRA

[deactivatedteddy]

THIS IS A SHITTY WAR IF YOU ASK ME

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

OP GET ONLINE YOU COWARD

@0possum-dude-bro

[sugargoreguts]

@0possum-dude-bro

TURN ON YOUR LOCATION WE JUST WANT TO TALK

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

GET ONLINE DUCK-FUCK

[sugargoreguts]

HE’S AVOIDING US

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU CANT ESCAPE FOR LONG OP. WE KNOW YOU’RE THERE. YOUR SPINE IS GOING TO BECOME MINE.

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

WE FUCKING KNOW YOURE HERE YOU LITTLE DUCK BASTARD COME HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOUR KNEES AND LIFE MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SHIT

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS OP

[deactivatedteddy]

OP WE ARE GOING TO STRING YOUR TEETH ON TWINE IF YOU DONT GET OVER HERE

YOU DONT NEED FUKCING ALGEBRA

[sugargoreguts]

… anby what does algebra have to do with this

[deactivatedteddy]

THIS

[0possum-dude-bro]

OP YOU ASSHOLE GET ONLINE PANGEA CAN FUCKING WAIT WE WILL COME TO NEW YORK AND RIP OUT YOUR TEETH AND YOUR KNEECAPS IF YOU DONT GET ONLINE

[deactivatedteddy]

IT CAN FUCKING WAIT

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

OP GET ONLINE YOU COWARD

@0possum-dude-bro

[sugargoreguts]

@0possum-dude-bro

TURN ON YOUR LOCATION WE JUST WANT TO TALK

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

GET ONLINE DUCK-FUCK

[sugargoreguts]

HE’S AVOIDING US

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU CANT ESCAPE FOR LONG OP. WE KNOW YOU’RE THERE. YOUR SPINE IS GOING TO BECOME MINE.

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

WE FUCKING KNOW YOURE HERE YOU LITTLE DUCK BASTARD COME HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOUR KNEES AND LIFE MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SHIT

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS OP

[deactivatedteddy]

OP WE ARE GOING TO STRING YOUR TEETH ON TWINE IF YOU DONT GET OVER HERE

YOU DONT NEED FUKCING ALGEBRA

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

OP GET ONLINE YOU COWARD

@0possum-dude-bro

[sugargoreguts]

@0possum-dude-bro

TURN ON YOUR LOCATION WE JUST WANT TO TALK

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

GET ONLINE DUCK-FUCK

[sugargoreguts]

HE’S AVOIDING US

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

YOU CANT ESCAPE FOR LONG OP. WE KNOW YOU’RE THERE. YOUR SPINE IS GOING TO BECOME MINE.

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

WE FUCKING KNOW YOURE HERE YOU LITTLE DUCK BASTARD COME HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOUR KNEES AND LIFE MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SHIT

[deactivatedteddy]

YOU CAN'T FUCKING HIDE FROM US ASSHOLE

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

OP GET ONLINE YOU COWARD

@0possum-dude-bro

[sugargoreguts]

@0possum-dude-bro

TURN ON YOUR LOCATION WE JUST WANT TO TALK

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

GET ONLINE DUCK-FUCK

[sugargoreguts]

HE’S AVOIDING US

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

[deactivatedteddy]

ASSHOLE PANGEA CAN FUKCING WAIT FACE US LIKE A REAL MAN

[knighthearts]

Visit Original Link

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

[knighthearts]

how bad could it possibly be

[knighthearts]

this is it.  this is my favorite tag on this post

[knighthearts]

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

[0possum-dude-bro]

@miss-laney @sittingonmykitchenfloor

[sugargoreguts]

@0possum-dude-bro I LITERALLY FUCKING HATE YOU

[0possum-dude-bro]

HDJSJFJDJDJF : D

[deactivatedteddy]

OP YOU ASSHOLE GET ON YURKEY OR ELSE WE’RE GOINF TO COME TO NEW YORK AND WITCH HUNT YOU

[sugargoreguts]

OP YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE IM GONNA COME WITH ABBY AND DRINK SOUP OUT OF YOUR KNEECAPS

[bluebearsssss-deactivated202209]

I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH

[deactivatedteddy]

WE'RE GOING TO FUCKIJG BEAT YOU. CHAIR BUT MAKE KT ELECTRIC. ASSHOLE