[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

saturday night you already know whats happening tonight

[magnussforzando]

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[gahdamnpunk]

Ya lo sabiamos

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from

[nbcthegoodplace]

the mood this weekend:

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[flowercrownbi]

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

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I used my mediocre sewing skills to turn an old sweater into a snood for Gaea’s frozen ears

[acutely-autistic]

Babushka

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Do you have any beets, babushka is making borscht

[ninfia]

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

MY FAVORITE WRESTLING GIF

also as an added bonus

[catsofinstagram]

[the-stickers]

[somecutething]

[shitpostbot5k]

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

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1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[australianpikachu]

i feel attacked

[back-that-sass-up]

[qozxe]

An actual exchange I just heard outside my window

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child 1: I really like screaming

child 2: yeah me too

child 1: let’s scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

child 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

both children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA