when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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@personguyman
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine
greater midwestern polycule using a chore wheel to figure out who's turn it is to be It Followed this week
the messy gays have entered the Following
hirtelen azt hittem, hogy találok ikertorony teáskannát a képeim között, de ez lett a legközelebbi
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
probably one of his most truthful tweets
It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else
if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version
oh ok
it’s a great time to be a hater, many things are bad and lots of stuff sucks. it’s also a terrible time to be a hater, because many people will insist that you have to like the bad thing because a company spent millions of dollars making it and it’s just not very nice to say it’s bad
hating is ultimately a philosophy of optimism. the knowledge that things could be better, and the desire to see them improve, differentiates it from the pessimism of idle consumption.
[this isn't a review of Wicked, which i might've hated, it's a really long whatever about why i *didn't* review Wicked, and the value of "ha
Shoutout to the two coworkers today who casually announced that they were voting for Trump, then asked me who I was voting for. I told them "I did early voting, and I voted for the candidate who isn't going to make it harder for me to exist as a trans person" and both of these women had to awkwardly try and assure me that it wasn't personal, and it's not like they hated Harris or anything, they actually do like some things about her, and they definitely don't hate me, of course not, it's just that, you know, well, it's like, well, you know, it's just, like, and no matter how many times they tried to pass the shovel off to me, I just let them hold onto it
What. (and I mean this from the bottom of my enraged heart) the FUCK
Sadly, a lot of my co-workers are under-informed Trump supporters.
You know the kind, they just have a very surface level understanding of him as a candidate or person. They don't really care about the actual concepts of policies he's suggesting or the overt racism/sexism/everythingism he flaunts. They've just decided there's something they like about him that makes him worthy of their vote and they choose to ignore anything they don't like.
Not indoctrinated, just poorly informed. Not brainwashed, just kind of uncaring. Not part of the cult, just following it from the sidelines.
A conversation I had with one of these women today:
"Jonah, do you know how a tariff works?"
"In, like, very broad, general terms, yes. Why? Do you need it explained?"
"I was reading something yesterday about it, and I'm not sure if it was right. The article was saying we pay it?"
"Yes, that's how a tariff works. It's a tax on imported goods."
"Okay, but that's a good thing, right?"
"If you're trying to discourage foreign trade, yeah. Or pull in more money for the government."
"But how do we pay for it?"
"Uh. We don't pay for it directly. The company that imports pays the tariff, and then they usually raise the prices on their own shit to make up for the loss."
"But that's going to make shit more expensive. Tariffs are supposed to make shit cheaper."
"They're not. They're supposed to make imported shit more expensive. They're supposed to discourage imports."
"I don't understand this. This was gonna help the economy."
"Well, it might help some parts of the economy, but I don't think you're involved in any of them, so you may not see any of the benefits of the tariffs."
"Okay so. I thought China was supposed to pay them."
"Remember during his first term, when there was all that talk about a big, beautiful wall that Mexico was gonna--"
"Okay, look--"
"No no, hear me out. Remember how there was going to be a big beautiful wall that Mexico was going to pay for? China is going to pay the tariffs in the same way that Mexico paid for the border wall."
OP, I don't know how you managed to keep a straight face when letting them figure out they fucked up. I avoided someone today who's an immigrant but anti-immigrant because I knew I'd have no chill.
Ah, it's good to see you :D
Gordon, you lllllll𝕃𝕆𝕌𝕤𝕪 mothufucker. GET YO 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐊 - 𝐀𝐒𝐒 down tothe 𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 or else i will SHOVE 🆃🅷🅴 SAMPLE up your 𝔞𝔰𝔰.
*beep bee-beep bee-beep* *splat*
𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄ᴄʀᴏᴡᴀᴠᴇ