Dead Bitch Walking

Jasmine Langdon here. I'm dead. I'm Tate's little sister. I like books, cocaine and booze. I'm stuck here forever and it sucks. ◽An OC, indie RP blog ◽All fandom friendly & OC friendly ◽Multi-verse/AU roleplayer ◽Tracking the tag: deadjazzhands ◽M!A: None, but accepting any and all ◽PLEASE NOTE THIS BLOG IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!

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Age Difference Starter Sentences

"Are you even old enough to be here?"

"What did I tell you about coming here? You're too young."

"Age is but a number."

"Will you just drop my age and go on one measly date?"

"If I was just a few years older, I'd marry you."

"You can't tell anyone about this."

"You're too young for me."

"You're too old for me."

"Hey, I'm over 18. It's perfectly legal."

"My feelings for you mean more to me than your age."

"Ask me again when you're done with high school/college."

"I'm old enough to be your mother/father--okay, maybe not THAT old, but still!"

"This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."

"I didn't know you were that young!"

"So I may have lied a bit about my age.."

"This never happened."

"You're not being professional."

"I'm not a kid, you know. Stop treating me like one."

"So you like older men/women, huh?"

"Go home, your parents are probably wondering where you are."

"I'm a lot more mature than you think."

"I don't know if I can handle this."

"But think about it, in ten years it won't even look like that big of an age difference!"

[bleutempete]

2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

[kawaiiibatman]

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

[bleutempete]

[the-internet-addict-deactivated]

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

[genssodos]

May:

[gagsy-kiryuin-deactivated201412]

June:

[argentsunshine]

July:

[bruhsona-deactivated20181124]

August:

[phampants]

September

[pajamboree]

October

[shygaladriel]

November

[energeticnerd-deactivated201704]

December

[deputy-director-maria-hill-deac]

friendly reminder about my open rp's

Unless noted otherwise, anyone can respond to them

if someone else has already responded to the starter, you are still free to do so (just make sure to reblog the original)

if the starter is old as hell, you are still allowed to respond to it.

if we have never interacted you are allowed to respond to it (unless otherwise noted)

in general, if it is marked as open rp you are allowed to respond to it. 

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Does anyone want a starter? Like this if you do, I'm trying to get out of writing my final research paper :P

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sailor mun says:

unpopular PERSONAL opinion but I really think this tagging triggers thing is just overblown on Tumblr. If I tagged everything people claim are triggers I’d have a wall of tags for every post. I mean now I see posts of people saying I need to tag my non-het ships, I need to tag if I have over 500 words in my post, I need to tag if I use brightly colored icons, I need to tag if I roleplay a tense scene, I need to tag if I roleplay romance because people are disturbed by PDA — like jfc people how do you survive in the real world? It doesn’t work that way off Tumblr so why are we expected to tiptoe around this site like everyone is a porcelain doll teetering on a ledge?

The real world just doesn’t work that way folks. Shit comes up that we don’t like every single day and you have to learn to deal with it in some shape or form. Your mental and emotional health is your responsibility. No one knows you like you and we can’t be expected to shelter you from everything that might hurt your feels.

I mean I get triggers like ‘tw: suicide’, ‘tw: child abuse’ because yeah that’s a trigger. A trigger is subject matter that causes you emotional or mental distress. A trigger is NOT a subject matter you don’t like. I don’t like the color yellow but I don’t expect people to tag it. I don’t like badly developed ships, but I don’t make all my followers tag their ships. I don’t like when people don’t cut their posts, but it’s not triggering to me.

 I can’t run around my workplace telling everyone to stop doing stuff because it’s triggering to me. Uh excuse me. Can you please stop eating that dried squid? It smells bad and reminds me of this kid in high school on the bus who ate it and it is offensive to me. Oh, sorry. Can you change your outfit? You have too many bright colors on and it’s triggering to me because I don’t like a lot of colors. If you’re triggered by things that easily then… well that’s a personal issue you need to work on. I mean when I tag my triggers, it’s me using common sense. Like oh this is a sex scene, I’ll tag it nsfw. Or oh she’s bleeding all over the ground so I’ll tag it tw: blood. I just… my brain cannot fathom how we got to a point where it’s acceptable to tell people what they have to tag because we’re too fragile to just I dunno unfollow or block the blog. Or just scroll past the offensive post. Again, if you’re honestly triggered by something I am happy to tag it, but stop expecting me to cater to your dislikes.

Dislike and trigger are TWO different things.

[johnnyxcaine]

Jasimine+Zeke

[johnnyxcaine]

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Ezekiel was thinking about school and what it would be like to be normal at least for a little while when he was hearing the house groan and creak. He closed his eyes trying to convince himself that he was just being paranoid that not every house was haunted. he glanced to the door and then for a brief moment a beautiful young woman appeared then disappeared without moving. Ezekiel was not really scared about  her she did not appear to be malevolent as some ghosts with damaged faces or mangled bodies. “Hello who is there?” He asked calmly trying to see who this ghost was and maybe he could help her.

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She grinned widely, so he'd noticed her after all, and he hadn't freaked out. If anyone ever saw her, usually they screamed, or thought they were going crazy, or sometimes even peed themselves a bit. Never in all of her...existence had she had someone seek her out as if they were just in the mood for a little friendly conversation.

Gnawing on the inside of her cheek, she weighed the options. She could continue to mess with the kid, or she could show herself to him and just see what happened. He clearly knew something was up, and if he wasn't scared or at least mildly perturbed to see her just at a fleeting glance, so further torment would probably just make him leave or try harder to gt her to reveal herself. So...he was just as stubborn as she was, maybe even more so, without any of the mild apprehension towards the supernatural.

She took at breath and steeled herself. So that was her only option then. Show herself to someone without the purpose of haunting them for the first time in...well, a long time. Stepping out from around the corner, she let herself wink into existence, coming face to face with this new soul that was presumably to reside within these walls. Or was just there for a little personal tour.

"Hello" Her voice was a murmur, and she peeked up through her lashes at the boy. Hopefully she wouldn't come to regret this.

[dead-jazz-hands]

I haven't been here in forever and I'm super duper sorry please like this if I owe you.

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I'm having a sad tired week and need fluff :c

[dead-jazz-hands]

I haven't been on in forever, but do I owe anyone?

[mostly-jensen]

Dean Winchester + having the time of his life ↳6.18 - ‘Frontierland’

Because dancewithmejensen's wish is my command ^.^

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I got all flail-y when I saw this episode b/c we're talking about nostalgia as a cultural corrective for modern issues and this is literally what is crushed when Dean is like "ew germs and no ponchos" and I was like fUCKING COLLEGE MAKIN' CONNECTIONS AN SHIT

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Send me a ☣ and my muse will say something about yours they'd never usually say out loud.

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Platonic hugs (◡‿◡✿)

Platonic cuddling (◕‿◕✿)

Platonic nose/forehead/cheek kisses (◕ω◕✿)

Platonic affection between characters ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[shielddeputydirector]

Send my muse notes from their father

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[covered-with-mist]

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I need to go to bed but my cat is in my lap and I can't get him to move.

[dead-jazz-hands]

*prods general rp community sweetly* Would anyone like a starter before I go to bed? *blinks cutely*

[al-jilani-asks-blog-blog-blog]

Which flower would your muse give to mine?

[askboxstash]

Put a flower in my inbox to show your muse’s feelings for mine, anon or not: AMARANTH: Broken-hearted BEGONIA: Warning CARNATION (YELLOW): Rejection CYCLAMEN: Parting LAVENDER: Distrust LILY (ORANGE): Hatred MARIGOLD: Jealousy GERANIUM: True friendship SUNFLOWER: Gratitude TULIP (WHITE): Forgiveness VIOLET: Loyalty ZINNIA: Memories DILL: Lust MIMOSA: Secret admirer PEONY: Shyness ROSE (ORANGE): Fascination ROSE (RED): Love SYCAMORE: Curiosity TUBEROSE: Pleasure