James: Why are you like this?
Sirius: I used too much âNo More Tearsâ shampoo as a child and havenât felt a single emotion since then.
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@dead-slytherin
James: Why are you like this?
Sirius: I used too much âNo More Tearsâ shampoo as a child and havenât felt a single emotion since then.
SLYTHERIN: âPersuasion, indeed, is a kind of force. It consists in showing a person the consequences of his actions. It is, in a word, force applied through the mind.â âJames Fitzjames Stephen
Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
The astronomy tower at Hogwarts is out of bounds to students except during classes, which take place at night so that students may easily study the movements of stars and planets.
au where tom riddle stays in hogwarts over the holidays by hiding in the castle and getting rid of all invaders home alone style
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harry: i got it. i know how to beat voldemort.
[ten minutes later]
harry, standing in the middle of a crowded junction: DON'T BE SCARED OF VOLDEMORT! HIS REAL NAME IS TOM! YOU KNOW LIKE THE TANK ENGINE? FUCKING LOSER
woah holy shit so roosters are fatal to the basilisk, right? and a basilisk is born by a chicken egg being hatched under a toad. a rooster is a male chicken, which means that the basiliskâs father is, essentially, fatal to the basilisk.
hatching a chicken egg under a toad results in the birth of a monster.
the basilisk spends its life trying to escape its father and other roosters.
tom riddle speaks parseltongue, just like the basilisk. he is able to communicate with themâshares a certain connection with them.
do you see the symbolism here?
tom riddle was conceived under the influence of a love potion, and because of this, a monster was born.
like the basilisk, tom riddle spent his whole life trying to escape his father, and those like him. muggles.
and then you put this basilisk in a hen house for 11 years and 6 summers and you tell it to close its eyes
Iâm seriously disappointed in both of you. No cock jokes? come on.
I donât jock about Tom Riddleâs cock Aife. Iâm very sirius about it (okay that one was, like, not necessary) and in what glen house it stays (first off, not Bellatrixâs).
Slytherin Aesthetic
The modern witch, in a world run by muggles
Goblet of fire
I'm not gonna say I ship it... but yknow.... I wudnt complain
Slytherin, at any minor inconvenience: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Salazar Slytherin and this is the thanks I get?
Different Types of Slytherins
The Renaissance Human: does everything and does it well. Constantly working to make themselves more versatile.
The Team Player: hella wants to succeed, brings everyone around them up with them. Probably has a âteam work makes the dream workâ sticker on their laptop
The Snake: Doesnât really care who they take down on the way up. Has to be The Bestâą at what they do
The Riddler: most common phrase is âoh really?â Sarcastic as hell, gains a life whenever someone looks confused after a conversation
The Bitchâą: actually a good soul, but bitchy sense of humor. If they donât like you, you will know. Shit talks out of love. Shady as hell
The Sweetheart: the one everyone is confused as to why theyâre in that house. Actual defiance of normal stereotype, but also will probably own their own multi million dollar company later on
Here it is, canon evidence that Salazar Slytherin was NOT a racist bigot. He was concerned for the well-being and safety of the magical community, which could have been compromised by letting the âcommon peopleâ know that wizards and witches existed.
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Shoutout to this fine lady for bringing this to my attention. Letâs further the argument: Hogwarts was canonically founded around 990 A.D. - The Christians were finally taking hold of Scandinavia, meaning that all of Europe was now Christian. It was towards the end of the Dark Ages, or else the Early Medieval Period, which (In Europe) was famous for its intolerance of non-Christiandom, which included the teachings of Ancient Rome, Greece, and of course any Eastern countries. People were publicly defamed and in many cases killed for as much as considering these old ideas and teachings. These teachings really didnât come back to light until the Italian Renaissance in the 14th century. So when people did things the Christians couldnât explain, they blamed it on Witches; people they believed to be inhabited by the devil, sent to earth to wreak havoc on every God-fearing man, woman, and child. So what did they do? Imprison or kill those people. Now, here comes Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin, who all agree to take pureblooded witches and wizards and teach them. But then they have to discuss magical folk who arenât born from magic folk. Gryffindor is brave and brash, and imagines the glory of having an entire society of witches and wizards with great command of their powers. Hufflepuff is kind and loving, and wants to provide a sanctuary for all those who are under duress from the population at large. Ravenclaw sees the merit in bringing all these different people together - the amount of information regarding magic that can be shared is the stuff of her dreams. Slytherin is cautious. He recognizes that there is a great possibility for individuals to play spy for the Muggle community, in hopes to gain favor by outing them all the while hiding their own powers from muggles. He sees them as a potential threat, and instead of risking the safety of not only their own lives, but the countless volumes and tomes of ancient wizarding knowledge tucked away in their castle (see The Burning of the Great Library at Alexandria), Slytherin says âI really donât think we should allow people with connections to Muggles in here. We could lost *everything.* Gryffindor calls Slytherin a coward, saying they would fight back and beat down any who try to oppose them. Slytherin suggests they do all they can to avoid confrontation. Hufflepuff canât bring herself to deny that sanctuary sheâs built. Ravenclaw sees endless potential in bridging that gap between worlds with learning. And this is what drives them apart. Future racists and pureblooded elitists will take and twist Slytherinâs words, having heard only the story that has been passed down for a thousand years. They use words of caution to justify their want for genocide. Slytherin isnât the bad guy, here. And I am so down for clearing his name.
To continue the crusade to clear the name of Salazar Slytherin, I have more evidence for your consideration. This is regarding the Chamber of Secrets. Now, the scene pictured above is one of Harryâs slightly less dull History of Magic classes, in which Professor Binns is asked to talk about the Chamber of Secrets. What we get from him is that the Chamber is a myth. There is legend surrounding it, no one is sure if it exists, etc etc etc.
Here is the VERY NEXT PAGE in the book, in which Professor Binns again admits to the Chamber (as we know it today) to be a complete myth. We find out, obviously, that the chamber isnât a myth, but I believe that the purpose of the chamber has been fabricated over a thousand years by misinformation and slander. Letâs check it out. Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, and Godric Gryffindor all know Salazar Slytherin and say âyep, heâs an upstanding man. Letâs start this school with him!â For a number of years, they had a school together and it worked out great. What we know is that there was a falling out, not Slytherin declaring they needed to murder muggle-borns! A disagreement that may have ruined friendships but did little else, I think. What we know is that one of Slytherin houseâs key virtues is self-preservation. As I discussed earlier in the thread on this post is that Slytherin was afraid of muggle-born witches and wizards acting as spies for the larger muggle community during a time in which wizards and witches were killed for their âdemon powers.â And so, when it comes to the Chamber of Secrets, I believe Slytherin built a Panic Room, not an Evil Lair. Think about it. Slytherin is horrified that any day there might be an attack on the school. So he builds a secret chamber that only he (or another parseltongue, an incredibly rare magical ability) can open. He doesnât want any double agents or spies to know about it, so he tells no one. He hopes, of course, that he never has to use it, but in the event that there is an attack, he can get the school to safety while he sets the basilisk on the attackers. But Iâm sure youâre looking at the basilisk and thinking âwhat sane man would put a monster in a panic room?â Glad you asked. I can consider two possibilities. 1) Slytherin put a basilisk that was under his control in the chamber, a creature that he could set loose on his enemies, aka, anyone attacking the castle. The basilisk would annihilate any army of thousands just by looking at them, and whatâs more, it could get almost anywhere in the castle through the goddamn walls! That kind of power is exactly what you need to defend your castle. And again, ONLY HE or an heir could control it. Iâm sure at this point he was thinking about himself and his potential progeny, not Tom Riddle some thousand years later. 2) Slytherin didnât put the basilisk there, and it was instead placed there later by Tom Riddle while he was at school. I donât have evidence supporting or disproving this. So how does this get so misconstrued to modern-day Hogwarts lore? Maybe toward the end, the founders did find out about the Chamber. Maybe Slytherin said something to them, maybe he let it slipâŠmaybe as they were cleaning out his room after he left, they found some journal entries about it. It could have been anything. But perhaps, in their wisdom, seeing no way to access the chamber, felt it best that no one knew about the existence of a (now) useless panic room, nor did they want anyone to worry about the basilisk. Maybe word *did* get out, though. And not one of the founders wanted to admit that Slytherin didnât trust their students, and so to most of the student body, Slytherinâs departure was suspect. And the moment they heard about a secret room that no one was quite sure about, they started inventing campfire stories about it. Fast forward ONE THOUSAND YEARS and now everyone assumes Slytherin was always evil (despite being a good friend and founder of Hogwarts with three other lovely people) and created a secret evil lair to murder muggle-borns, which he could have easily done without a lair if that was *ever* his intention.
Thank you so much! Iâve been looking for this post. I always felt like Slytherin being a horrible evil bigot never really made any sense historically speaking, and it just doesnât add up. Although I have to say I donât put much stock in option 2. The dude could talk to snakes. And as Hagrid will happily tell you, a creature being scary and âmonstrousâ doesnât make it evil. Why couldnât he be a Hagrid, with a fondness for big âmisunderstoodâ creepy crawlies? Having a basilisk doesnât make Slytherin evil in and of itself, any more than Hagrid having an acromantula makes him evil, even if most of wizarding society would condemn him for it. Obviously popular opinion isnât always accurate.
The conservationist and history nerd in me feels a pang whenever I think about how much of a loss that basilisk was. I know it was being used for murder and that it needed to be stopped, but itâs a knee-jerk reaction to such a huge loss of knowledge. That thing was alive a thousand years ago. It knew one of the original founders of Hogwarts. Any parselmouth could have spoken to it and asked it what things were really like in those days and gotten a first hand account, but unfortunately the only person to speak to it in a millennium was an idiot who only thought about killing people. Did he even think to ask its name? Nagini clearly had a name, but he never refers to the basilisk by name. Thatâs just⊠really sad to me.
I think a lot of people forget that Slytherin house is more than just self-preservation too; loyalty is a core value. Slytherinâs message is about protecting your own more than nearly anything else. Slytherin pushes unquestioning acceptance of and loyalty to your fellows, regardless of blood status, even in Harryâs day, according to their welcome message on Pottermore. You very rarely see a Slytherin making a disparaging remark about another Slytherin. You do see even the most bigoted Slytherins (like the Malfoys) being supportive of Slytherins who are much lower on their little social hierarchy than them (like Snape). In Salazar Slytherinâs day, I think he would have extended that loyalty to the whole school and the other founders. They were âhis ownâ, and he would have wanted to protect them.
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