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Rory | he/they | 30s | nb lesbian (tme) | disabled | white artblog || aesthetic blog

[deadgrantaires]

okay fuck i did it i made an emergency bluesky account in case tumblr blows up (@/deadgrantaires again)

if tumblr lives i prolly wont touch it at all but i dont wanna lose my beloved mutuals so is any of yall have a bluesky tell me/follow me there so i can follow u back U_U

[giftofgabber]

I shall curse you to a wonderful life

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[deadgrantaires]

glasses place emails reminding me im overdue have gotten more and more panicked. im p sure theyre gonna start sendign me death threats if i dont schedule soon

[suicideenthusiast-backup]

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

[oofuri2003]

They were like ummm it's better for everyone if you don't interact with others

[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 964: isola

26 march 2024

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[chilewithcarnage]

this is the second case ive seen of a black child going missing and then found lynched, what the fuck is going on

[glamygdala]

Her name is Juliana Nzita.

[d1anna]

Donate in MEMORY OF JULIANA NZITA, organized by Bueia Umba

Hi, my name is Bueia Umba and I am fundraising for Juliana Nzita. It is with deep sorrow… Bueia Umba necesita tu apoyo para Donate in MEMOR

her family’s gofundme!!

[makingimages]

[noxidae]

[ID: An edited photo of the kinetic sculpture “Can’t Help Myself” by Sun Yuan & Peng Yu. It is a robotic arm that pulls blood on the floor towards itself in an attempt to clean the floor. Here, the floor is edited to be pure white, and the image is overlaid with the text, “All clean!” There is still blood splattered on the walls. End ID.]

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[catfanatics]

happy pride month, can anyone help a black trans person get some groceries + cat food? we would appreciate anything that you can spare, even a $1/€1, nothing is too small. please reblog this anything helps

/40

paypal

[uptownthots]

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

[uptownthots]

this stupid shit has been around for so long and it’s crazy to me there are still people with enough rocks in their brain to believe it. “Oughhhhh if you aren’t nice to you oppressors they’ll become bigots instead of allies” if someone’s support for marginalized groups hinges entirely on whether or not that group is niceys, they’re by definition not effective or useful allies and, by admission of this argument, an active danger to the communities theyre supposed to be allied with because they can Enter Bigot Mode the second they become displease

[parentheticalaside]

Also, the demand already demonstrates bigotry: "We believe you require our support to attain legitimacy and we require you to approach us in X way in order for us to acquiesce." It's basically confirming their opinion of their superiority to that group.

[cupboardgods]

Actual quote was like, "He should have been dancing at the Chaumière, as young people have a moral obligation to do."

One more late contribution to Barricade Week. I think M. Gillenormand is one of my favorite characters from the book. He is not a very good guardian, but everything he does is so funny. I had to pause at the end of this chapter to draw this.

[parkchanwoohoo]

As we enter an increasingly anti-Black time, cuckoldry becomes the foundational psychosexual fixation of the racist masses. I don't mean jokes about "the cuck chair" or whatever, which is largely racially neutral and is more akin to jokes about swinging, but cuckoldry as in sexual anxiety surrounding stereotypes of Blackness. The specter of Blackness overshadows every sexual context for these people. You can't see a beautiful woman without preemptively imagining comparative sexual humiliation at the hands of a Black man. Racist whites will model themselves after "demure" sexual norms designed to contrast specifically with the imagined stereotype of Black women. It is deeply pathetic, increasingly dangerous, and also: lol fucking losers

[aelyxmagnus]

The Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything

Everything is gender, but to understand gender you must understand sex.

Thank you person who put this in the comments.

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[godisafujoshi]

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.