"Alive"

My Eyes: Melted My Muscles: Oozing My Tongue: The Mossy Texture on Your Feet

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[r0zeclawz]

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

[erlkingssarchive]

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

[erlkingssarchive]

what the FUCK is this

[beardless-bearded-vulture]

Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!

[keeperofthehens]

Horses: eating is more important than thinking

Anyone whose ever interacted with a horse: sounds about right

[animentality]

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

I, however am just some guy that "lives" there

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

poop, but like the good stuff.

y'know?

[jademaomi]

if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

@graesr

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

hmmmmm, stinky

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

some bastard stole my head. mark my words, I'll get it back.

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

"ALIVE"

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

can't wait for the people to smell me

the people deserve to smell me

the people want to smell me

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

COME SMELL ME TONIGHT

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

THEY ARE SMELLING ME RN

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

can't wait for the people to smell me

the people deserve to smell me

the people want to smell me

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

COME SMELL ME TONIGHT

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

can't wait for the people to smell me

the people deserve to smell me

the people want to smell me

[ofhoovesandheart]

“midnight blue” sand wash basin stallion 🌪️

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

a little more alive than i generally look for, but smash

[draconym]

Let's build a horse

head

neck

body

legs

hair

Voting ended onApr 22, 2024

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

my hair was always pretty clumpy

I find this offensive

WHAT ABOUT EYES?!

[the-muppet-joker]

What colour horse are you

A gentle cream :3 but I have purple eyes and my hooves are sharp and deadly

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

STOP STEALING MY BRAND

[post-horse]

a creature in his domain

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

BROTHER!

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

it's your turn to sink down to the bottom of the river

it's your turn to become the mud

you'll be the freshest layer of sediment

[the-muppet-joker]

All that time in the Asbestos Basement really helped me clear my head. I am ready to write my Magnum Opus

[deadhorseintheeastrivercirca1832]

eat it