wat.

my heart is like a stallion they love it more when it's broken

[deadjoi]

Sia is an odd name for someone we don't sia lot of. I mean, we barely sia at all.

[deadjoi]

this is a drawing i did of troye sivan while on hold for a phone company

[deadjoi]

So i was browsing through a comic book store today and then these 2 guys come in, probably in their twenties and one of them picks up a comic book and says whats with all the women in comics now? Btw there was 2 women on the cover and like 5 men and then the other guy was like yeah and in the force awakens now theres some chick jedi and then they were like wow they're taking over and ruining everything and i got so fucking pissed off especially since the comic book stores only staff at that time were all women and also there was heaps of women in the shop and i didnt say anthing at the time bc i was knew i was too fucking angry to think clearly but i regret doing that now bc honestly how dare they? How dare they walk around thinking for one godamn second that its bad that comics have more fucking women in them. We've been a minority for generations and if anything they should be glad we arent completely taking over to make up for the fucking 3000 years of inequality we've endured. Like yes i was born with a fucking vagina but does that mean im not elligible to be in a fucking comic book? Where is the motherfucking logic in that you fucking misogynistic asshole

[deadjoi]

its like 1 oclock in the morning and i saw a random person in a dark hoodie walk across our back yard and so i told my dad and now hes standing watch from his window and im standing watch from mine. I heard people talking outside so i called my dad from my room and i told him and then hes like yeah i can hear that too update me with any news ok thanks roger that this is ensuite 1 over and i was like thanks ensuite 1 this is captain clownfish over and then i just heard a muffled "damn captain clownfish is so much cooler than ensuite 1" from the other room

[just-shower-thoughts]

Astronauts are tweeting from space and I can’t get reception from my basement

[deadjoi]

this

this is important

[deadjoi]

hearing hot guys say peru is what i live for

[geyships]

I have read hardcore gay smut fanfics but so help me god if I read or hear the word sex anywhere I am instantly uncomfortable

[deadjoi]

SOMEONE SAID IT THANK YOU

[thingsmakemelaughoutloud]

What does December have that other months don’t have?

The letter D.

- Funny and Hilarious -

[deadjoi]

Christmas

[deadjoi]

No 1 in No 2's

[deadjoi]

if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that today was spirituality day at my school, I go to an all-girls catholic school and so my mum let me have the day off so I was home alone and this random lady called the house and she was like hi im looking for your mum and I said shes not here and then the lady said oh are you bella? and I said yeah and shes like oh how are you? and I said good all cheerily bc I was trying to be polite and then she said she was actually my year group coordinator and she was checking if I was actually sick. so she asked if I was sick and I hesitated for like 10 fucking seconds and then I was like yeah and I coughed but im really bad at fake coughing and then good luck Charlie was playing in the background and then the oven beeped and I was like oh hang on I made cookies today so I'll just get them out of the- FUCK, and I swore out loud and I was like, I mean I didn't make the cookies and then I just hung up on her - so  always remember that its impossible to handle any moment worse than how I handled that

[deadjoi]

If you ever feel sad just remember that it's been scientifically proven that the atoms that make up you were forged in the heart of a star ergo - you are a star

[deadjoi]

"I love being a woman it's so great because no one gives you a predetermined personality based off societic traditions and you're completely free to live your own life without people judging you and you're lovingly accepted no matter what like even if you have thick calves, no thigh gap or even big ears or small boobs" - said no one ever

[thingsmakemelaughoutloud]

The Book About Your Entire Life - Funny and Hilarious -

[deadjoi]

I would take the book and read it to see if I did read it till the end and if it said I did then I wouldn't

[deadjoi]

Primary school:

Me: i went to bed at 10:00 last night Everyone: wow omg thats so lucky

High school:

Me: i went to bed at 7:00 last night Everyone: wow omg thats so lucky

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

Hey everyone guess what day it is

[deadjoi]

Thats my birthday. MY fUCKING BIRTHDAY IS ON NATIONAL FRIED FUCKING CHICKEN DAY.

[writetothestars]

every reader has a book series that they hate that everyone else seems to love

[deadjoi]

*cough cough diVe Rgent um uh* wow sorry i really just had to get that cough out

[viralhumor]

Mike Tyson reading Dr. Seuss