[diamantefangs]

[electronicmail]

Hey how's the ovulation going

im a danger to myself and others

[arrowheadedbitch]

Why does this random anon know whether or not you're ovulating

[electronicmail]

was posting some nasty shit

[depsidase]

[microposting]

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

[puppygirltitties-deactivated202]

yeah, I got some nfts... some nice fucking tits LOL

[glyphsmash]

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

[april]

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

[april]

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking at something you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[valtsv]

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

[nem23]

[doggirlpaws]

Honestly you can say the same of any line cook

[cillianwilder-deactivated202408]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

[chloesdaylight]

GIRL BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER

[sovietnam]

[sub-rosa-love]

9.5h Quinton Reviews video dropped *I close my eyes* *a beam of light shines on my face as I open my arms to the sky* *angels singing* *birds circling me* *a deer brings a fluffy blanket and leads me to the couch* *a rabbit tugs me in and brings me a cup of coffee* *my cat turns on the video on the tv* *life is good*

[i-am-a-fish]

it's one of those days where my boobs hurt. it must be because my heart is so full of love

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

Someone's trying to kill you with a voodoo doll but didn't account for your huge badonkers

[i-am-a-fish]

that also