i think dogs should vote

kellian, he/him or they/them, 23, tired

[c6h14nightmares]

it fucken WIMDY

[frightfullytreeish]

[of-void-and-stars]

[ID: the “after all, why not?” meme. The first panel shows the pop up when right-clicking a link, with the options: open link in new tab (selected), open link in new window, and open link in new private window. The caption reads: “After all, why not?” The second panel shows a long string of open tabs, at least 25, all with the same icon (what looks to be AO3), the caption reads: “Why shouldn’t I open another tab?” /ED]

[damnukids]

[bananonbinary]

anytime someone talks about “double texting” im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

[endspire]

I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞

[albertserra]

[littlesmartart]

when ur short but ur ridiculously beefy and gigantean boyfriends still want smooches

modern AU

[catchymemes]

[podcastwizard]

You made your bed, now get fucked in it

this is the funniest goddamn ask on tumblr

[chewedcorn]

My friend was gifted a homemade present for Christmas this year

[herbertwestapologistarchive]

u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability

[incorrectcqlsubarchive]

3.) “I can’t believe you fucking lost our twink”

[mikkeneko]

JGY, from offscreen: YOU FORGOT TO CHERISH HIM

[drawingdeamon]

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Kili: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Fili: What the hell?!

Kili: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Kili, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Fili, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

[caylaxmerie-blog]

my friend: hey u ok

 me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

 me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!

[catchymemes]

[calellon]

mutuals do this

[ianime0]

No. 6 | Ep 7 | Nezumi warm smile at Shion