Arthur Lester

Ts isn't passing fast enough (Arthur Lester rp blog, asks open!!)

[deadmansmouthpiece]

Into post...

I have made this account with the help of John. I've made the executive decision to socialize us.

Faroe told me this is where people make friends these days... She says people send in 'asks' to speak with you? So do that, I suppose.

Ooc: Hi i got bored and made this bc nobody is stopping me😛

Wild out in the asks!! DO: Flirt, shitpost, roleplay, mild violence and gore DON'T DO: Basically only graphic NSFW and gore If you don't abide by these I just won't answer you:)

Im new to this, so please give grace lol

Ok bye:D

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[deadmansmouthpiece]

I wish I had a big, tall, yellow, man named John to aid me on this journey....

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Don't tell John that theres other beings in my life that only I can hear, he gets jealous

[the-very-real-john-doe]

If Arthur was (hypothetically) trapped in a bird cage and the only way to save him was to recite a 4 paragraph poem about how you hate him, and you couldn't tell him after that you didn't mean any of it, would you do it? Or would you just have bird-cage-Arthur from that point on?

You people are sick. SICK SICK PEOPLE WHO LOVEEEE TO SEE SUFFERING

We would have a very nice life in the bird cage. I’m sure Arthur wouldn’t mind too much

[th3crawlingchaos]

Its a very nice cage!!

[deadmansmouthpiece]

Don't put me in a cage???

[deadmansmouthpiece]

I sure hope there aren't any cute priests while out on my morning walk

[deadmansmouthpiece]

John says all I do is piss

[local-winged-thing]

[deadmansmouthpiece]

Colonzie with me, John

[deadmansmouthpiece]

What if John wants kids im not ready to get pregnant