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Times are getting tough around here. I gotta start the meth lab, take one for the community.

Who's with me?

#yapping #rent lowering gunshots #meth and friends

GUYS IT'S ALMOST RAMEN NOODLE MONTH!!!

#it's gonna be may #ramen noodles #i am an extra bouncy ball going 100km/h in zero gravity and no one is gonna stop me #i love boiling alive #yapping #yippee #backstreet's back

Yk, maybe everybody deserves a little tickle on the stfu button 😊🤗

Wtf does this mean? Who is providing the juice? Why is it assuming I know what the juice is? Why does the juice make you giant?

TEMPORARILY?!?!

#i need answers #what is the juice #why does it make you giant?#WHO IS THIS PERSON?#GIVE ME THE JUICE #WHY JUICE??#HELP #JUICE #Giant juice

Sometimes I like looking through job listings just to fantasize what type of person I could become next. I never do it.... But it sounds nice

#yapping #job hunting #please don't kinkshame me #fuck you #fantasy #maybe in another life

In Australia it's Wednesday.

Happy Wednesday, Australia!!!

That's basically Halloween

🎃👻🎃🕷️🎃🕸️🎃

#yapping #australia #its halloween #happy halloweeeeeeen #happy halloween to Australia #yippee #halloween

the-muppet-joker

I only have sexual chemistry with women who hate me or men who are muppets. Maybe I should expand my horizens. Maybe I should become a contestant of the hit dating show Love Is Blind

deadonrip

Might be true. Maybe you SHOULD do that, see as your love is so directionless.

#it's like watching a headless chicken trying to find the Muppet clit

I'M IN MY ANTI-THOT ERA

DON'T BE A THOT TO ME

DON'T BE A THOT NEAR ME

GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE

#STOP BEING A THOT #GET AWayyyy #fuck you

Guys, I think I'm going to shit my kilt

#hi mom im famous #yapping

senatortedcruz

my new year's resolution is to be normal

senatortedcruz

Solve world hunger it is

👻💀👻💀🎃💀👻💀👻

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!

👻💀👻💀🎃💀👻💀👻

#yapping #it's halloween!#happy halloweeeeeeen #yippee #fuck christmas #its halloween #i am so happy #about this information #wohooo #halloween #today!

deadonrip

🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🎃🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🎃🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️

maybelles-colony

Oh my God. ARE WE DEADASS. FUCKKKK

At least it's a different number now

deadonrip

Wait, I'm fucking dead 💀💀💀💀

allthingshalloweenn

It’s coming

#halloween aesthetic #happy halloween #spooky #pumpkin #spooky aesthetic #halloween #spooky season #happy halloweeeeeeen #it's halloween!#woohoo #all hallows eve

On the 55th day of Halloween, my first born gave to me

5̶̭͈̂͛̌͌͘5̶̼͈̠͈̭͋͐͆̾̍̋ͅ ̷̝͗̏b̷̨̬̥̏͠ļ̷̖̣̻̮̅̀o̴͔̬̅̈̀̊o̶̧͍̦͖̍̇͜͜d̵͍͍͎́̒́̕ ̷̜͈͙͛̾̈̎͆̽͜s̶͚̫̭̘̞͒á̴̢͖c̷͖̳̲͉̲͕͑͑̍͝ŕ̴͇̼̝̯̞̌̌̚͝i̴͎̮̞͆̈́͗̐̓f̶̟̞͋̔̈̑̃͘͜ị̴̦͙̖̔c̶̗̊̌̃ͅě̴̫͐͐s̶̳̩̉̀ ̶̗̱̼̂̂̀̊͘t̷̬̖̫͔̽̏ǒ̷̧̧̹̘̚ ̶̘̉̋̀̀̕ͅt̸̟̮͇̺̾h̷͍̒̋͌̊̑͒ę̷͈̂̉͘ ̴̧̼̀̀̋͜a̷̛̼̖̳͖̎͂̅͊͜͠n̷͔̈́t̵͙̺̅̆ͅi̵̡̧̹͚̐͌c̴͉͛h̶̡̥̺̙̻͋̉ͅr̴̲̹̞̂͐̇̆̓̕ị̵̝̯̜̠͇̾̽͛͒͠s̵͈̎̓t̷̺̉͑͊͑̕͝ ̴̻͉͐̂

#fuck you #its halloween #you can't stop me #it's fucking halloween #wohooo #yapping #try and stop me #i dare you #55 days of Halloween #Halloween

xenosaurus

PLEASE look at my sister’s jack-o’-lantern, I am obsessed with him

#halloween #happy halloweeeeeeen

🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🎃🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🎃🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️

#yapping #halloween #happy halloweeeeeeen #all hallows eve #fuck you #it's halloween!#fuck everything #it's fucking halloween #hell yeaaaaaaah #fuck christmas #fuck christianity #fuck it #it's fucking halloween and you can't stop me #😎

hymen-restoration-project

hetero girls are such fucking posers!!! Yes I'm talking about you!!! No your boyfriend does not give a shit!! He thinks he is entitled to your body and you are enabling that!! I hope Jakey dies!!!!

deadonrip

So true. Speak your truth, queen. Slay 💅

#yapping

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