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Tom, sitting on a high throne: Harry Potter, what a pleasant suprise? Harry, tied up and on his knees: How is this a surprise? You ordered your death eaters to capture and bring me here? Tom: I made the order three days ago. Frankly, I was beginning to think you would never show up. Harry: I didn't show up! I was forced here! Tom: Yet here you are.
Here's my favorite drawings of 2023, wooooo! It's so fun to see all the different seasons represented. I'm curious, which of these do you like most?
Thank you for following along with my art this year! I feel so lucky that anyone connects with my weird little drawings. Your attention and kindness is very much appreciated. ♥
Here's to more growth in 2024!
Ron, pointing vaguely over his shoulder: Hey, Harry. Someone was asking for you or something-
Harry: Tell them I’m dead.
Ron: Uh…alright?
The Next Day
Hermione, unfolding the Prophet: Oh my god. Harry, why is your obituary taking up the full front page?!
Harry: My what??
Hermione: And why on Earth was it co-written by Tom Riddle?!
Ron, spoonful of eggs half way to his mouth: Uhh, well. You see, Riddle told me he wanted to talk to Harry, and I told Harry that he wanted to chat, and Harry told me to go tell the asshole that he died.
Ron: And I made sure to really sell it, too. You’re welcome, mate.
Harry, nearly brought to tears-from laughter or tremendous gratitude, no one is sure: Ron. You are a good friend. A great friend. My very best friend.
Later That Day
Tom, lounging on a chaise with his hand on his forehead: And I swear I thought I saw him walking to potions…his beauty haunts me even now…
Draco, nodding and taking notes: It’s the PTSD, my lord.
If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.
Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.
Day 21: Chains
He has enough slack to lie down, and not much else. The restraints are tight enough to chafe and seem to burn slightly even when he’s sitting completely stationary. Harry fears that if nightmares come and he begins to thrash in his sleep they might cut through his wrists entirely.
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From chapter 3 of @riddleandpottersittinginatree’s Two Words in Green Ink
nothing funnier to me than shipping and headcanoning characters as queer out of spite to their original creators. han and luke make for a great relationship but george lucas hates that we ship them? baby girl they're my OTP now. anne rice had a mental breakdown every time someone thought interview with the vampire was gay? guess what, it is. oh sorry you DON'T want your character to be queer? they literally just called me on the phone and came out. sucks to suck but i am right.
Hufflepuff!Harry being cool
Scene from Endangered Thing by @nr-nyx
The Last Irken AU Chapter Archive
Chapter 1: part one
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Chapter 2: part one
Chapter 2: part two
Chapter 3: part one
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Chapter 4: part one
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Chapter 4: part three
Chapter 5: part one
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Chapter 6: part one
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Tomarrymort Recs by aethon 🐍
Hi! Thank you for your interest in this blog 🤍 This is a rec blog focused exclusively on Tomarrymort recs.
If you're looking for Tomarrymort rec lists, keep reading! I will keep this master list of links updated as I post more rec lists to this blog.
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My standard list of rec list disclaimers:
• Please mind all tags and warnings on AO3 before reading (including CCNTW, explanation here). I strive to include a diverse range of fic genres and ratings in my rec lists, so you'll come across lighter fare such as fluff and crack fics, along with fics that may cover darker themes. • Recs are always listed in alphabetical order by title. • Because I'm reccing Tomarrymort ship fics (all ratings from G through E) rather than gen fics, I aim to find fics where both characters in the ship are a meaningful part of the story; there isn't significant focus dedicated to side ships for Harry or Tom before getting to the endgame ship; and the Tomarrymort ship is central to the story. • Finally, this blog is not a fic-finding blog, but please visit our friends at @findingtomarrymort if you're having trouble locating a specific fic!
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Tomarrymort Recs Master List
I. Longfic Recs
Part 1 — Tomarrymort Beginner Pack (10 fics) Part 2 — Intermediate Pack (16 fics) Part 3 — Advanced Pack (12 fics)
II. Themed Rec Lists
Harry-Raises-Tom Riddle recs (14 fics) Voldemort-Raises-Harry recs (13 fics) Omega Tom Riddle | Voldemort recs (9 fics) Fem Tomarrymort (F/F) recs (15 fics) (coming soon) Dead Dove Tomarrymort recs
III. Answered Asks
Professor Potter recs (13 fics) Professor Riddle recs (12 fics) Tom & Harry Co-parenting recs (8 fics) Creature Fic (naga, vampire, mermaid, werewolf, veela) recs (25 fics) Unhinged/Dark Harry recs (13 fics) Independent/Strong-Willed Harry recs (10 fics) 1940s-era Tomarrymort recs (23 fics) Tomarrymort crack recs (34 fics) Tomarrymort casefic/mystery recs (15 fics) (coming soon) Snake-Like Voldemort recs
IV. Recs by Publication Date
24 Tomarrymort Recs for 2022 (24 fics) Jan 2023 recs (10 fics) Feb 2023 recs (30 fics)
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.
A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.
Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.
As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.
Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.
This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.
A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.
Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.
One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.
Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.
Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.
Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.
Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.
As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.
now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!
question where does the “art student” or “DIYer” “crafter” or “soap maker” or “miniaturist“ etc. who has ventured into the store for supplies fall into the ecosystem/what is their impact of said ecosystem?
Most of the above are native to craft and hobby stores (art students, historically, are native to museums, but having been introduced to hobby stores, have found a niche for themselves and thrived), but all can be seen in hardware stores on occasion due to territorial overlap. They are generally low-impact, as they tend to stick to specific small areas and primarily utilize different resources. While a large group of any of them can be disruptive (art students, in particular, are known to travel in packs), in general, they are more likely to have territorial disputes with one another than with the local fauna.
A point of clarity -“crafter” is a bit misleading; while it conjures a specific image, much like ‘fish’ or ‘reptile’ it actually covers a broad array of wildly disparate species, and in general, more descriptive nomenclature is preferred. Fiber artists in particular are a genus to watch out for, particularly in groups. Beware a roving pack of domesticated quilters. They fear nothing, will go anywhere, and due to their social nature, will often seek interaction from other species that thrive best in solitude. They are quite friendly, and will happily adopt members of other species; the concern is that their adoptees do not always wish to be adopted.
#in search of taxonomic precision and peaceful coexistence (via welkinalauda)
AU-gust Day #10: Pirate AU
Will stood on the edge of the plank, his eyes closed, and didn’t show any fear in front of the men who’d forced him here.
A life of piracy had always been leading up to this, and with his crew gone he had nothing left. He ignored the thoughts of someone else, a wraith, the man he’d vowed never to go near again. Will would rather die than let his last thoughts be of him.
He took a deep breath, let his body calm, and was ready to feel the icy cold death he’d so long been promised.
But he was denied his fate by the sound of a cannonball.
Will turned, wide eyed, and stared at a vision out of his nightmares.
The Chesapeake.
He thought for a moment of jumping still, punishing that man for what he did, but the moment he saw Captain Hannibal Lecter all his thoughts of death were gone.
Hannibal stepped through the fighting that had broken out among the brigands who’d commandeered The Wolf Trap and killed his crew. His long ash blonde locks swayed in the wind and Will’s heart beat faster the closer he came.
He was even more handsome than Will remembered.
The minute they were close enough to speak Will found he had no words.
“Your beauty has only blossomed since I last was fortunate enough to lay eyes on you.”
They stared at each other, an arm’s length apart, and Will’s eyes filled with angry tears. “I’m happy to know you remember me, Captain,” he spit, “You can now change the image in your head of me while you watch me plunge to my death.”
Will rushed forward, only to have Hannibal pull him back roughly. His growl of anger made Will oddly nostalgic, and the tears that had threatened to fall wet his cheeks at being in Hannibal’s arms.
Hannibal pulled him back onto the deck and kept his hold from behind, pressing his nose to Will’s hair and breathing in the scent of him. “You stubborn fool.”
“I deserve it, for what I’ve done.”
“Will…”
“I failed them,” he said, leaning back against him, “I…I wasn’t…I’m not meant to be a captain. I’m meant…”
Hannibal turned him around and stared into Will’s eyes. “…to be a first mate. You’re meant to be at my side.”
Will shook his head. “I can’t.”
He was pulled into an embrace that made him shake with want of more.
“Not in my bed,” Hannibal whispered in his ear, “Just…by my side. I need you, Will.”
He closed his eyes. “Yes, Captain.”
The Chesapeake had been home to him for nearly five years, and it would be again. But he would not let himself fall into the temptation of letting Hannibal back into his heart.
Not now, not ever.
"If you can't handle the sass, you can't handle this ass,"
-Zim, 2020
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