butt business

r. she/her. doodles things. blogs about stuff. will update this old ass theme eventually. has been here since way before female presenting nipples were banned and then reintroduced. sidebar/icon/the bff society6 ao3

[keydekyie]

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

[deadpokerface]

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[aleurain]

I'M READY

[nesachievin]

no longer you

[evanzbuck]

Just don’t forget about me, okay? I would never.

MAX CHAPMAN and CLANCE MORGAN in A League of Their Own (2022-)

[deadpokerface]

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[karvviie]

can you two just try to kill each other normally for once

[ellenchain]

say gex

[reference I used]

[quelmdn]

Cousin Charls and Lamen, his assistant/ situationship (don't tell the king)

[ming85]

Eklaize let me paint her amazing comic and it cured my art block ✨ 🍑 (click for larger to see more details!)

(Check out her other capri art here, and my capri art tag is here)

[deadpokerface]

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[orangejuicex3-mieoi]

some more jayvik!!

[kakaocho]

Just Jayce dragging his cat partner to a gala

[kakaocho]

This is a reference to that one viral video of this cat named Oliver, where he starts tweakin bc he hears the disembodied voice of his owner through the security cam lol

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

[naiad-r]

Dr. Talis and his husband, about to receive yet another complaint about their indecent behavior.

[d33ff6]

Peek-a-Boo

[owepossum]

Oh my heart !!!!