DEADPOOL.

Merc. Mouth. Gun.

[daughterofthedragxn-blog]

“Then the only person you’d be gutting is me, and I’d prefer if you didn’t fuck me up. Not that way at least.” Vanessa smiled slightly, dropping her hand to let Wade take her face. “I’m trying to get a hang of this mutation thing.” She sighed after a moment. “Different bodies move differently. I under estimated myself. It was an accident.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

He relaxes then, that short burst of anger immediately calmed. “Oh.----well uh, I’d say take my...thing but...you know.” he gently wiggles his index fingers against the side of her jaw.  [This makes more sense.] She’s so precious. 

[daughterofthedragxn-blog]

“Hey, it’s okay. Like I said, it’s a small cut.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

     “I will gut a mother fucker like a fish. Seriously, Vanessa, who the fuck did that to you?” His hands come up to gently hold either sides of her face, brown eyes squinting at the blood on her lip.  [ Who the fuck wants to die? ] *Incoherentangryscreaming* 

[jessicajones616]

[deadpooliio-blog]

mattsmurdass:

I’ve been thinking about why we’re so good together.

[daughterofthedragxn-blog]

“It’s just a small cut. I’m fine.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“Who the fuck did that to you?” 

[civilcaptainhasmoved-deactivate]

[daughterofthedragxn-blog]

“Only this time, and only because I feel bad.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“A pity win? Low. Blow.” 

[spiidermcmarchive]

“It’s called staying alive. It’s what I’m doing, and I suggest you do it too.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“I think I’m good on the not dead thing.” 

[marvelgiirls]

“It’s fine. I’m sorry. I’ll work how to tone them down or quiet them in my mind. Or something.” Jean paused, frowning slightly. “What do you mean am I even legal?”

[deadpooliio-blog]

[ Oh shit, fuck-----she can hear us. ] L-e-g-a-l. Are youuu overrr theeee ageeee offfff eighttteeeeennnnn.  [ Yeah, like, would it be appropriate for you and bub boy to f---] “OHHOOOOHOOOKAYYYYYY! PATTY CAKE TIME!” Wade shouted, grabbing her hands and stupidly slapping his own against them loosely. “PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BAKERS HAND BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH I DON’T KNOW THE WORDS. C’mon, Jean work with me here.” 

[marvelgiirls]

“I don’t want to be in your head. trust me. I just… I can’t. I’m new to this whole telepathy thing.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

      “Well I can’t turn off the voices, they’re pretty much full blast all the time so------unless you’d like me to shoot myself in the brain repetitively until I find the part that whips ‘em up, then I don’t know what else to tell ya.”  [ This is weird. I don’t get Wolvie’s obsession ] Real talk: Is she even legal right now?

[marvelgiirls]

“Thanks. And yes, I’m Jean Grey. Spare your comments, mental or out loud.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“Uh fuck you. Get out of my head?” [ the fuck? ] is she fucking serious right now?

[iixam-blog]

“Which is why I lead this Act and you’re my cheerleader.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“I’m just here for the free tacos, I’d still stab you if the money was good.”  [ Oh hell no. ] hold me back, hOLD ME BACK.

[iixam-blog]

“Tell me something Wade, does being insufferable run in your DNA or do you just reserve that especially for me?”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“ Well not all of us had silver spoons shoved up our asses at birth, so. ”  [ Tell me something, Tony, does being a giant walking penis run in your DNA or do you reserve that especially for oH EVERYONE? ] STIBBITY STAB WHATS IN THE BAG!?

[iixam-blog]

“Yes, the same Steve who’s putting thousands of people’s lives at risk just because he’s too afraid of a little blowback.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“Sounds like Mommy and Daddy are having a little domestic dispute.”  [ Well we all know how this ends. ] DING DONG THE STEVE IS DEAD DOO DEE DOO DA DOO DEE DOO DA DOO. 

[miraclelogan-blog]

“What is your problem, Wade?”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“Uh, I’m crazy. And it’s not my fault you can’t see the writers.”

[iixam-blog]

“I’m thinking our clock on quelling this has officially run out. If we don’t find Rogers soon, this will unravel into a war.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“But he’s Steeeeeeeeeeve.”  [ Never trust a man that shits on his ‘best friend’. ] Shotsssss fireeedddddddd.

[miraclelogan-blog]

“Rachel’s from an alternate dimension. She’s not… she might not always happen.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

“Look, buddy, just stick to Storm. She like almost blew up the atmosphere that one time you died.”  [ uh, that hasn’t happened here. ] fourthwall break, fuck yeah. “Oh, fuck. Goddammit, I can never tell what’s happened where.”

[miraclelogan-blog]

“I will kill you. You don’t get to say shit about her.”

[deadpooliio-blog]

       “RIGHT IN THE NOGGIN!! Hey, Logan, buddy, could you move just like an inch to the left, scratch right there on the frontal lobe, you’d be a real champ. Honestly, didn’t realize you were still crushing. Did she get you anything for Valentines day? You know I bet they’ve got some really great X-man meme cards floating around on the internet. Her kid’s with Scott though, right? That’s gotta be a real bummer, let me know if you need a shoulder to cry on, I’m here pal.”