I'm not sorry for anything

im steven, im 18 and im from michigan. Just like everybody else on tumblr i like music, talk to me i guess Marisa<3 Personal Follow them hit counter Locked in my basement

[gingahhh]

cunnilingus and fellatio just sound like harry potter spells

[georgiasechochamber-deactivated]

Rotting Out (by DesmondMaddocks)

[joydepart]

found this saved on my computer somewhere

[deadshore]

What if your penis was another hand

[cosmichuman]

[deadshore]

Being a single mother is hard when you're a guy who doesn't have kids

[peroxical]

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

[bobcobb]

[freakmosfx]

[isaaaaaabbbbbbbb-deactivated201]

Wow

[jennifersballs-deactivated20130]

I usually don’t reblog this sort of thing but this makeup job is fantastic.

[1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1]

holy shit

[mspinkcloud]

that is absolutely terrifying GOOD JOB SERIOUSLY

[creepy-needles]

She deserves a sticker

[noctvxiii-deactivated20151129]

She deserves a gold star

[shegivesyouwings-deactivated202]

omg someone do this for me so I can scare the shit out of people

[deadshore]

This isn't makeup, she's a zombie. End of story

[vastderp-placeholder]

Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying "I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great."

[deadshore]

Bats keep getting in at work and I keep catching them, I have earned the nickname batman

[mmazikeensmiths-deactivated2019]

people that like to watch shitty movies for fun are my kind of people

[mvrilyng]

[popplunk]

[deadshore]

Boobs would look so weird without nipples

[deadshore]

Saw should be remade as a musical

[deadshore]

What if penises had fingers, and you shook penises with other people