[jugoslavi]

Say their names

[feywilder]

I’m rereading Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone and it kinda hit me, the Centaurs knew that Harry would die. Firenze saves Harry and all the others get angry, saying they are not to set themselves against the heavens and points out “have we not read what is to come in the movements of the planets”. Firenze tells Harry before he leaves that he hopes they have read the planets wrong. Firenze, Bane and Ronan knew Harry Potter would die in that forest by the hand of Voldemort, only not when. So when Harry shows up in the forest and is nearly killed by Quirell and Voldemort that inhabits his body, Bane and Ronan believed this is what the planets meant. Firenze saving him goes against that. They were not angry he helped Harry but because they believe Firenze interfered what was foretold. Even Firenze refuses to tell Harry why they are angry, because he can’t bring himself to tell an 11 year old “you are supposed to die in here”. Of course, what no one knows is that the centaurs will be right. Harry will die in there by the hand of Voldemort, only that it will happen 6 years later.

[deadsiriuss]

after lily ends their friendship

Snape: *whispering to himself* don't cry because it's over

James, appearing out of nowhere: cry because you're ugly

[gulliblegoldfish]

Gryffindors are cool and werewolves are even cooler

[atalienart]

[mea-laetitia]

remus: *in class*

snape: *throws a piece of paper at him that says "your a monster"

remus:

remus: *corrects it to "you're a monster*

remus: *throws it back *

[time-machine-fart]

I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

*In the Afterlife*

“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”

“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”

“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”

“I want to go to Hogwarts”

“But sir-”

“I have a morning class tomorrow”

“Sir we can't-”

“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”

“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”

“Did I fucking stutter”

[shakclebolt-deactivated20240919]

McGonagall: *looks down at enrollment list*

McGonagall: James Sirius Potter

McGonagall: …

McGonagall: Fuck this shit, I’m out.

[royalswille]

Remus: I guess it’s true what they say.

Remus: Sometimes the ones we love the most... hurt us the most.

Sirius: Moony, for the last time, I’m sorry I ate your last piece of chocolate.

[stelar-nova]

Sorting hat quizzes be like:

How do you brush your teeth?

a) Bravely

b) While making a sandwich

c) while reading a book

d) I’m a snake

[tashaneva]

Headmistress Minerva McGonagall and Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Harry, commission for @susannedraws​! ❤️ 

[thebootydiaries]

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for “fleeing from death”, indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.

JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf

JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

My dumbass: Woah wish we could have seen how that whole shrieking shack prank in the movie

[senpaimeru-deactivated20240127]

Just two idiots on the tube (redid an old piece from 2017)

[captainlilahbard]

jk rowling: sirius and remus never dated

me: ok, boomer

[meiselr]

Places of the Wizarding World

[deadsiriuss]

hi! im french! and my advice to anyone who wants to learn a language is to read books! you're a harry potter account, so reading the hp books in french will help you if you haven't done that yet. that's how i learnt english and that's how im learning spanish. it's really helpful! anyway have a nice day!

Yes!! reading books is really helpful as well :) thanks anon!