Dead Weight At 7AM

Lauren, 36, mother of two boys. Music enthusiast, opinionated pain in the ass, lover of the macbre

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Spirit of the Night - art by John Atkinson Grimshaw (1879)

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Real conversation that happened just now, at work:

Me, answering phone for work:"Hello, [Company name], Lauren speaking".

Person: "I want to speak to a human being."

Me: "... I am a human being m'am."

Person: "YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN BEING THIS IS CLEARLY A RECORDING!"

*hangs up*

What the actual fuck, dude.

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Moonrise 🌙 - Author: Hopeful_Today2462

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MOTHER IS BACK

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My weekend 💕 happy Mother’s Day to all the moms I follow

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My oldest is about to graduate high school. He's also about to attend senior prom. His last day of high school is May 22nd. May is already flying by. It's the 6th already? Where the fuck did April go? I feel like someone's dragging me by my hair through the first half of this year. STOP, damnit! I need to enjoy this last bit of my kids' childhood.

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Art by • Yumihiko Amano

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Du Juan in a seashell iridescent headpiece of Miss Sohee f/w 2021 couture | Ph: Nick Yang

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I'm moving all my actual blogging to DreamWidth.Org - if you have an account & want to be friends over there, please message me. I'm a journaler. It's a hard habit to break. When I don't do it, I feel very antsy... I always need somewhere to put my thoughts.

Also, everything Mamdani is doing in NYC makes me want to move there. I can't live in a city, I know myself, but why does everyone THERE get democratic socialism? Maryland is pissing me off with how wishy-washy our politicians are.

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I'm not looking for a man in finance. I'm not looking for a man who is 6'5". Or has blue eyes.

I'm looking for a man who has dual citizenship and wants to go back to his home European country so I can get the fuck out of this fuckass country.

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