DeadWolfius’ Shenanigans

Kinda a blog

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[pukicho]

On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.

[loserinchrist-amen]

Pov you have a uterus

[pukicho]

I have just lost the right to my own post. what the fuck.

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[pukicho]

Say something nice about my cat

You're an anonymous ask, I don't know anything about your cat. He could be racist, I wouldn't know. I am not some cheap whore giving out compliments like candy.

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Source | Day 10

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[rathayibacter]

isekai about a nyc apartment block getting teleported into a fantasy realm, and how this group of people who previously have only had incidental contact with one another come together to build a vibrant community in their new circumstances. there's a season-long arc about introducing bagels and pizza to the fantasy world that gets into the details of sourcing ingredients, developing new technologies, and learning how to work with supernatural substitutions.

[friendlyneighborhoodmadscientist]

Clarifying question: just the people or the buildings and animal life too?

And does it include random people on the street at the time of the transfer?

[rathayibacter]

oh the whole thing for sure, im picturing the whole city block with a crust of sidewalk just dropped onto the outskirts of a small medieval village. im thinking theres probably a corner store and a couple other things included too, so youve got the people who work there or were shopping at the time of the transfer too.

i hadnt thought of animals but having a whole thing w pigeons would be awesome too; have new york feral pigeons meeting with tamed messenger pigeons of the era, a raccoon that was sleeping in a trash can eats a magical necklace and starts talking. love it.

[rathayibacter]

fucking love this. an army of monster rats descend upon the kingdom, led by a single subway rat under the banner of a half-eaten pizza crust

[callmebliss]

But they do not anticipate the rise of the Hero, their one, true, and most worthy foe—

THE BODEGA CAT

[elfgrove]

#Tumblr's “Yes and” game remains strong and on-point

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[itsapmseymour]

So those listening or attending to VidCon

MyStreet Season 7 IS COMING

TRAVIS VALKRUM RISES AGAIN!!

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Source

Video of Tama

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bonus points if they're gender nonconforming/questioning. when they were "dating" they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club. now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they can wear what they want--and proceed to spend their "marriage" egging (heh, egg) each other on. he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns. he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe.

(also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no wait wait wait. after gallivanting throughout the world making friends (with benefits) and meeting queer characters of all sorts, we get a final season where they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently—where they each assume the other's legal identity!

oh oh oh SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding—wherein they lovingly divorce each other and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's say they're americans fleeing the lavender scare by hoping a plane to europe. call that

TRANS-ATLANTIC ADVENTURES

[prof-grace-aspen]

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

[catboymistyquigley-deactivated2]

if you want to vote for a third party, what you are going to do is vote for biden in november 2024 and then as soon as that’s done, start trying to get ranked choice voting in your state

we will ALWAYS be a two party system until voting reform happens, and voting reform won’t happen if project 2025 happens.

suck it up and vote biden, then put the next four years to good use

[prof-grace-aspen]

^^^

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