bust out ya cards and lets get it on @dommedbythenarrative - Tumblr Blog

escuerzoresucitado

being escorted out of town

wizardshark

The criminal has been apprehended

a degreggsdation kink is when u like being slapped in the face by her vegan sausage roll

thememedaddy

#please.

the idiom of 'small potatos' to mean something insignificant or unimportant is so stupid.... small potatoes are the best potatoes. this idiom was a plant by Big Jacket for sure

innerchildabortionclinic

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

#average childhood to adulthood pipeline

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

#lately i cant sleep until ive had my bedtime lettuce

dommedbythenarrative

I was born in the exact right era bc I love looking at spreadsheets

dommedbythenarrative

i said this to my partner and they said spreadsheets have existed since the dawn of writing #ThrivingInEveryEra

I was born in the exact right era bc I love looking at spreadsheets

Weeds (110279 words) by ThirdRateDuelist

Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga) Relationships: Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler/Kaiba Seto Characters: Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler, Kaiba Seto Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, With a Twist, Slow Burn, Friends with Benefits, who act like they aren't friends, Post-Canon, it's all about ~childhood trauma Summary

“So these awards," Jounouchi indicated, "are for Duel Monsters, and these," he waved his hand again, "are for KaibaCorp shit, but what are these?" After a beat, Kaiba answered. "Recognition of philanthropic work, from the Domino Youth Organisation, HandsOn, and the Hanahaki Research Foundation." At the third, Jounouchi stilled. "Hanahaki, huh." ------------------------------------------------------------- After a chance meeting turns into a hook-up, Jounouchi suggests to Kaiba they make it a regular thing—no muss, no fuss, no feelings. Kaiba agrees.