bent over by life

25, science shit, sex, working out, comedy, and loads of porn. most posts are dicks/me being a dick. I'm a bit bro-ish, a slight show off, kind of sarcastic, and a tad hilarious. header pic is me.

[snartdonyx-deactivated20160709]

steven universe + text posts ↳ 1 / ?

[darkobjectoflustxoxo-blog]

[deal-breaker]

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I’m a bit cocky, but hey our personality tends to reflect our largest feature ;)

[deal-breaker]

Baby got back

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Baby got back

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[heckifiknowcomics]

Nobody writes Sanic/Peanuts crossover fanfic like Jenny

[iambuttdork-deactivated20210326]

does anyone wana talk about THIS GIANT FUCKING HOLE WHERE RUSSIA SHOULD BE.

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

In a surprising turn around, the gays have now censored Russia

[rubyetc]

[south-park-gifs]

[pleatedjeans]

[malinchristersson]

The difference between an easy model and a complicated one.

Heliocentrism and geocentrism

[homo-ousios]

And anyone who’s done the math knows to RESPECT the skills of the ancient geocentrists because they were smarter than you.

[pikeisaman]

[surprisebitch]

[buttliquors-deactivated20200601]

[thevelvetgoldmine]