deanieweanie

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 - 25 - he/him - Batfam enthusiast - bird nerd

[deanieweanie]

Watching my boyfriend getting a tattoo and trying not to think to hard about why it’s making me horny

[rypnami]

i’ve only had jimothy the short spined raccoon for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would go ballistic

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[deanieweanie]

Me working on a fanfic right now where the Most Important scene in my mind is just them cuddling in bed talking about dreams and the future

[saintysauce]

people do various things with various genitals

[ownerscarlett]

I like my men a bit stupid sometimes ngl

[tonyalmeida]

[secretsdcblog]

Get this man an adhd diagnosis stat

[deanieweanie]

King of rage bait

[deanieweanie]

I get my sexual kicks by feeling the rain on my skin

[deanieweanie]

I’m haunted but in a silly goofy way, like my ghost is just doing bits and gaffs

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[thememedaddy]

[deanieweanie]

I know this is partially my brand of autism but the saying “if I were you” enrages me. And this is exactly why. If you were me we would be doing the same thing SHUT UP dont PISS me off

[deanieweanie]

I keep getting ads for vaginal probiotics. First of all, why? But secondly, I find it alarming how many of these ads begin with women saying things akin to “I was forcing myself to have sex” or “is your husband annoyed that you’re never in the mood?” or “I finally have a libido again and my husband couldn’t be happier” and then y’know, trying to sell the snake oil.

And while I support people caring for their sexual health, including improving their libido (if they want that), why is this the market? Why are we normalizing (re-normalizing) that there is 1. Something wrong with a woman who does not want to have sex or has a low sex drive, 2. That a woman aught to put out for her husband even if she doesn’t want to, and 3. That sex improves the life of a husband and not a wife.

And I could say more about how we are slipping back into an era of sexual repression and western “traditional” marital values, but alas, there are smarter and better people to say it.

I am just perturbed. Why are we doing that?

[catchymemes]

[deanieweanie]

Wrong. Putting my boyfriend in the Crate

[goslinggf]

[deanieweanie]

Im prolly bisexual but i got chores to do tomorrow so i dont really have time to think about that rn

[anarchistmemedistro]

[deanieweanie]

Great news! It’s the coldest summer for the rest of your life :D

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[thebellekeys]

i think sheepstealer is too much of a leftist for these royals. working-class name. shares his food halfsies. doesn't live in private property. doesn't take instructions from authority. they were underestimating my boy.