you make a fool of death with your beauty

21 i post whatever i want on here, whenever i feel like it, so enjoy!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if this post gets 100,000 notes the fairy queen says she will restore me to my true form and allow me to return to the human world with the woman I love

[cannibalchicken]

[1percentcharge]

if I was a music critic I would be like hmmm yeah this song is pretty good however it was a major oversight of them to leave in that one part that kind of sounds like my mom calling my name from across the house

[stars-bean]

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[grumpy-gh0st]

Forcing a bisexual to get up early for work is cruel and unusual punishment

[rosaform]

[weaver-z]

Well my three-headed calf sees THRICE as many stars as usual, so

[weaver-z]

And it's alive and buff as hell. Btw.

[computerexploder]

[breadwithoutcheesefan1009]

I want Barbie to find out that everything’s fake and to be having a mental breakdown and then Ken comes out of nowhere and starts doing rollerblade tricks to cheer her up

[incorrectghostfiles]

[sophies-junkyard]

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[classical-memeician]

"my child is fine" your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears

[sweetaspiesammy]

obsessed with this interaction

[wearewatcher]

she’s a milf and she knows it

[watcherwatts]

garrett talking about watcher in his new video and using the professor as a tree topper <3

[trans-pilled]

now that’s what i call foreshadowing

[wearewatcher]

he defeneslayed his hologram ass out

[anchor-biter-jay]

this is exactly what someone not alive would say