i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

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i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
Wish a man would talk to me like that *sigh*
talking to my infant son like im a youtuber
Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food
The fact that girls still like guys proves that sexuality isn’t a choice
This is truly the HOTTEST take on sexuality and I can’t get enough of it.
Airpods. The car is coming. Airpods look out oh god they can’t hear us. They are airpods.
I would’ve finished the tower of babel
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
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My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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i love how occasionally cultural differences crop up on this website and they’re like, mind-blowing. they’re so minor but so fucking intense. anyway washing machines belong in the kitchen
They belong in the washing machine room???
how big do you think our houses are
The little tiny cupboard room that just has a washer, dryer and cleaning supplies???
average UK house size = 88 square metres (x)
average US house size = 266.3 square metres (x)
no
everyone responding ‘they belong in the laundry room’ is giving me a fucking headache
like, do you think we all have a small vacant room in our houses with plumbing that we’re just not using for anything else? like, there’s a space that would clearly fit a washing machine and we just stare at it sadly going ‘WHAT could go there? what could we possibly do with it?’
other questions/answers:
Q: what about the basement?
A: most of us don’t have basements
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Q: what about the garage?
A: many people don’t have garages
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Q: let me describe a laundry room to you as if you are too foolish to comprehend the idea
A: i’m going to egg your house
time to be controversial but they belong in the bathroom
There’s nowhere to plug it in. The bathroom has no wall sockets because that’s the room with all the loose water.
The washing machine goes in the little room under the stairs
but also what kind of bathroom doesn’t have any sockets??
The kind that doesn’t want you to get electrocuted
How do you plug in your hair dryers and curlers and stuff???
You leave the bathroom and do it elsewhere
fuckikng how..?????? washing machines go in the kitchen you fucking SWINE we dont have pantries or vanity closets or washing tooms wtf
If you don’t have pantries where do you keep your food???
… in cupboards?
How the everloving HONK do you not have sockets specially made for bathrooms in your bathroom? Do you just… not have lights or heaters or anything in there?
And what about dehumidifiers?
1) we have overhead lights
2) we have radiators
3) i have never met a single person in my life who would put a dehumidifier in a bathroom
Ok but actually have you just never heard of gfci circuits? “Sockets don’t go in bathrooms so people don’t get electrocuted” shucks if only there were some decades old basic and inexpensive technology created specifically for this scenario!
in the UK you can only install sockets 3 metres from a bathtub/ shower, and no one i know has a bathroom that big, so no sockets it is
no we’ve never heard of circuit breakers only u brave americans have them
uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize
know what’s wild? that the trope of like “my father always wanted a son so he treated me, his daughter, like a boy” is so popular and like lowkey loved, but if you ever saw a mother who talked about how much she wanted a daughter instead of a son, or if she treated her son like a girl, like??? people would think she’s awful and that poor boy??
damn wonder why that is 😒
i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true
The latter is literally the plot of some horror movies.
being socialized female is easily recognized as abuse the moment it’s done to a male child
I’m sweating this tea is so hot!!!