PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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JVL

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Claire Keane
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Three Goblin Art

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oozey mess
Peter Solarz

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
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@deansfabulousbutt
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: how did the girls from that show h2o possibly live their lives? They were three teen girls living in Australia and any time they so much as touched one drop of water they transformed into mermaids. How did they go to the bathroom? Did they never wash their hands afterward or did they suffer through being mermaids while at any point trying to take care of their personal hygiene? What if they had to pee at school? Imagine the germs. Does sweat also trigger their transformations? They live in Australia it's impossible that they could avoid sweating for their whole lives. Honestly the idea of turning into a mermaid seems awesome but changing every time they touch water is so ridiculously impractical like I know some of these scenarios are addressed in the show and at times even large plot points but I feel like the writers of the show chose to ignore some situations merely for the convenience of the show and I think about that often
HEâS DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HEâS A POKEMON
aaaaaaawwwwww
So, thatâs what Days of Future Past is about.
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like⊠niceâŠâŠ.
YOU THINK IâM JOKING BUT IâM DEAD SERIOUS
seemingly harmless post
sexual comment
go to church
I have wrestled dragons with my bare hands. Slain wolves the size of longboats. I have fought in more battles than most gods twice my age. So tell me⊠How much more worthy must I be?
Dylanâs reaction to a fan crying over him.
OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like âoh my billy I didnât know you had an older son!â and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATORÂ
AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING âOH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOWâ AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOMÂ
Gotta know who the real monsters are in this world, kid.
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this jokeâŠout of infinite possibilitiesâŠshe picked the best possible direction.
Best video in the world