A Taste of Wicked Humor.

Hello fellow bloggers! Little bit about me, I'm twenty five, almost too gay to function, and obsessed with True Blood, Supernatural, and anything remotely involving Alexander Skarsgard. I do not reblog, post, or follow any blog/thing that contains gore. Although this blog seems to be mostly Supernatural dedicated it is more of a "whatever the hell I feel like posting" kind of blog. I'm open to asks but if I don't feel comfortable answering well...I just won't. Also, some posts on this blog are considered nsfw. Thanks for checking out my blog! Snapchat- chipsher15

[deansfavoriteassbutt]

Any of my followers have Tik Tok/Musically. Need more people to talk to on there.

[thewriterain]

“Words stopped winning me over when actions didn’t prove them.”

— - audreythewriter

[i-know-the-secret-of-victoria]

“You could break my heart in two But when it heals, it beats for you”

—

[silent-insanities]

Those who enter my life always find an exit.

[letters-from-alex]

You like to come and go in my life.

You disappear when you get scared and

you return when you need comfort.

I greet you with open arms

because

I don’t know when you’ll leave again.

I choose to forgive

because

I don’t want to fight.

Then you run away again,

without a warning,

without a trace.

Leaving me in the cold,

in the dark,

in the quiet.

Each time you disappear,

it gets harder and harder,

instead of easier and easier.

[itsprincesslivyyy-deactivated20]

You were the only person who ever made me feel safe, the only person I ever opened my heart to. You made me feel things so deeply, it was like living my life in black and white but then when you came around the world took on a whole new depth of color. You were the only person I ever felt that way about, the only person I ever loved, and you will always be the only person I ever loved with my whole entire heart. You were my first kiss and first emotional attachment. But you were also the one who carved my heart open. I gave you my heart but you returned it with your name carved right in the center down to the very core.

itsprincesslivyyy

[radiantquotes]

“Once you’re in a relationship you think it’s going to last forever. But in reality, it only lasts as long as you’re working for it. If one of the person stops working, it falls apart.”

[deansfavoriteassbutt]

Any of my followers have Tik Tok/Musically. Need more people to talk to on there.

[avogado6]

[fallsboii]

[veketa-deactivated20190129]

life hack

[marisatomay]

[ironychan]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[rhapsodic-evanescence]

This damned heart of mine

is hurting again.

It’s pounding.

It’s begging to be set free,

and that is what is killing me.

It’s killing me.

It’s-

[deansfavoriteassbutt]

Loneliness is like the thread bare blanket no one wants to use but always end up wrapped up in anyhow. It wraps around you snug and has the illusion of warmth because its familiar but you still can feel the chill in your very bones..it seeps into your heart and despite the fact that you know you should try to push it off of you and seek actual warmth in the people you love you seem to snuggle into it deeper because its always been there. You know its scent and the feel of it against your skin and like the old toxic friend it is you will cling to it because you forgot how to look for another blanket..

[deansfavoriteassbutt]

“you don’t need water to feel like you’re drowning”

— (via forever-can-be-just-one-second)